I kissed a guy..but he was a girly type guy :o

Fag.

Nothing, actually.

posted in this thread created by the queer of all queers.

I think your all just very, very insecure.

I think you're just gay.

But really, I've never been curious to do anything with another guy, no intent to, that's really it. *shrug* Don't see what else you're asking for.

Well... pretty much anything you can think of. Chicks are hot.

what you call insecure people who aren't fags call not being a fag, emo kid...


slicey dicey

Hmm I haven't done anything too gay, I once jokingly started like strip/partyboy dancing my friend for lulz.

I'd kiss a guy because my gf finds it hot, and she kisses girls because I find it hot, it's only fair! Has to be like an emo-ish looking guy, they look enough like girls were I won't puke.

I only kissed this guy for spin the bottle, all the girls were making out.

bet you had your tongue down his throat gazing into his eyeshadow, qwer

Cuddled/kissed on the cheek. I get gay when I drink. That's why I only drink when there are girls there.

There have been a few games of gay chicken that only ended with someone's hands brushing .. something.

We need zek in here or something to just blow us out of the water. Teeheehee. Blow us.

I did a guy up the ass.

http://tinyurl.com/2xus9w

Whats the gayest thing you've done?

The OP's dad.

Some gay guy's dare of the night was to kiss me, so I figured I might be able to pimp the girls around him if I forfeit 2 seconds of mouth to mouth.

That and a gay friend's new year's eve asked for a quick kiss on the lips, which I begrudging allowed him one (though I think one of his friends wanted into me, so it was a sort of try to scare him off.)

Played gay chicken once or twice.

I'm quite happy in my state of not knowing what the fuck I am. Prefer girls though.

I've sucked a few cocks, but nothing majorly gay. You guys are faggots.

bet you had your tongue down his throat gazing into his eyeshadow, qwer

LMFAO!!! omg thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time

When my friend and I were little, we used to shove gardening tools up our asses. I'm not even joking. :(

At least we never got any sort of infections.

Ho...

Wait no that's not hot. That's just disturbing.

I've made out with my girl friends before, for spin the bottle and such.

Huh. I was gonna post this, then decided I didn't want to admit it. Now I guess... what the hell. :D Yeah, me and this other disturbed little boy would stick sticks up our asses. Didn't do anything to each other though.

This.

This is not trolling:

When I was 10 I made an 8 year old suck off his 7 year old brother, then the younger one had to do it to him.

The older one, when we were older, touched penises.

Last year I gave head and got head.

I still think I'm straight.

I lol'd. Then I saw your name and lol'd harder.

HAHA now you are making excuses...faggot, you call us insecure but you can't be secure about you being gay?

this thread is full of fags.
havent done anything gay.

peace.

One time me and a friend were at a party.We were taking some shots and chilling with some friends.A couple hours later we left to a park to smoke some bud.After talking for a while he looked at me and said "I love you".This caught me by surprise because we've been friends for about a year.

He then leans in and kisses me.I was pretty high and was just like "fuck it" so we start kissing hard and heavy.Then he proceed's to unzip my jeans and give me head.This was my first time with a guy so I was pretty nervous.

It was sooooo good.He could suck a cock better than any girl I've been with.After I came ,I got out of the car to get some air. I started thinking "WTF did I just do" , so I told him I'll call him later and started walking to a friends house.Then out of the blue this taxi pulls up and the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.If anything I can say this cab is rare.But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

The Bel Air ruined it. :(

-deus-

Aged 17 i spent a summer and autumn hitch-hiking around the then West Germany on my own. For the first time in my life i was free of parental constraints and small-town prejudice.

At that time i was really confused about my sexuality. A year or so of solid ,7 days a week ,martial arts training had turned the very fat, dorky kid into something approaching the lean, mean luurrv machine i was later to become but all those years of being tormented at school and a mother with 'issues' had left me 'damaged'.

I knew i wasn't gay, which was comforting (remember this was back in the 80's when being gay was , for a 17 year old, illegal and second to invite a never ending series of beatings at the hands of the local rednecks and discrimination from society that equated 'gay' with 'child molester'). I had certainly had feelings for girls but also for some boys.

Anyway like so many Children of the Secret and damaged souls before me, i ended up on theReeperbahn which is and was Hamburg's Mile Of Sin or red light district.

So being 'free' and in the right place i decided to test my theory that i was 'Bi' and get myself laid. Typically Ketchian i had decided if it were to be done then properly, no holds barred, anal intercourse etc etc.

One afternoon i walked into a gay bar just off the main Reeperbahn and got talking to the barman, who fortunately spoke fluent english. After a couple of hours he introduced me to one of his regulars who liked the look of me and seemed pleasant enough.

Nowadays i shudder at the thought of the risks i was taking but with the bravado of youth and the delusion that a 'Tireur' in para boots was damn near invincible....

His name was Hans-Peter and a trainee lawyer in his late 20's/early 30's. He spoke good English and we hit it off ok.

First off we went to another , really seedy, gay bar and talked a bit . He told me that what he was really into was the slave/master thing...with him as the 'master'. I said i was fine with that and a few minutes later found myself sucking his cock on my knees infront of all his mates! He then had me suck a couple of his friends ..just to show them his 'dominance' of me.

He told me that the bar also had rooms to rent by the hour and asked me if we should take one. I said i was happy to spend the whole night with him and go to his place.

He took me several places after that bar. Including a real high class S&M private members club in St.Georg ( and even more sinful district of Hamburg!). But the regulars there were a bit wary of us as i seemed very young. And i wasn't yet prepared to be naked in public...which all the 'slaves' there were.

When we got back to his apartment he told me he'd really like me to dress up in a skirt and knickers and to let him spank me.

Turned out he'd got all the toys and props. It sounded like fun so i dressed up how he wanted and laid myself over his knee.

It was a kind of fun but a bit disappointing as he was too nervous to spank me properly http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif

Anyways we ended up on his bed , me with my skirt up and panties down and him taking me in the arse. But he had a bit of 'brewers droop' i think and had trouble keeping hard enough to fuck me properly.

We finished off with some mutual masturbation and both fell asleep.

I woke up the next morning before he did and went looking around his apartment for coffee.

While looking for coffee i found a pile of English language mags.

No glossy gaping pron pics but stories and line drawings of girls getting spanked, caned and brutally flogged. Reading them i suddenly realised that this was who i was, what i wanted to do. This was what turned me on and obviously i wasn't the only one who had such desires!

It was a life changing moment. I was no longer some sexually confused kid. I was a sadist, a predator. The sex with Hans had been a lot of fun and really interesting but it hadn't really 'hit the spot'.

Hans woke up and we parted on really good terms, he even slipped me 30 DM to get some breakfast on my way home and asked me if i wanted to come by again that night. I didn't want to because now i knew what my soul craved. But i will always be grateful to him for being a gentle, considerate lover and for providing me with the opportunity to discover who i really am.

I walked out of his place towards the Subway and suddenly i realised that i was different , that something had changed inside me. I started to notice women noticing me. I started to see those little signs of sexual interest. I discovered that looking at a girl and thinking of her being spanked can make a man very attractive.

And so Jackketch was born, on a sunny autumn morning in Hamburg some 20 years ago.





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Slept with a close friend of mine many years ago. We both went to the same high school before.
Hmm, wait a minute , that was in the Army reserves and we were out in the bush on exercises and the bed was a hard layer of bush saplings and leaves we had to make up. And then got roused up in the middle of the night to go for night tramp through the scrub. well, guess that doesn't quite fit the gay picture.

Jack, that is very, very gay .

Seriously. I clenched my buttcheeks just reading that.

You write well Jackketch,

anyways... the gayest thing I've done.... hmmm I've done it all? Maybe that's not true, but I had a girlfriend for a very long time, and I'm pretty much sure we experimented with lots of stuff.

I'm a guy. And when i'm fucked up enough i'll fuck anything that moves. If you don't like it then don't fuck me.

Know we know it's not a knife you stab with...

Um, full blown lesbian sex would be gay, right?

Not if both chicks are hot.

the 2nd person i got off with was a guy...he was bi and kept telling this girl he wanted to get off with me. So i said ok...

Not if both chicks are hot.

I'm with this guy.

I used to wrestle in high school.

I almost hooked up with a gay guy at a party once..

He really liked me and wanted me to fuck him in the ass. He told me he doesn't like to fuck he wanted to be fucked, he also wanted to suck me off..

No mind you I'm so drunk and high, I wasn't sure what was going on.. lol. He was bugging me all throughout the night to hookup with him, and I kept telling him I wasn't gay.

Well in the end, I kissed him so he would stop bugging me and we were like cuddling on the couch.

Remember I was Very very drunk and high,

high or weed and vikes..

Oh yea and my girlfriend had just broken up with me for someone else at this party. So I was half tempted to fuck him just to piss her off. But no sex happend.

Best Response Ever!!

I kissed a guy once or rather he kissed me and it was utterly shit, ever since then I shave every day. Damn that was the most disgusting kiss ever, he grabbed my face and shoved his tongue down his throat and rubbed his stubble against his face it lasted all of about 5 seconds which was really a little to long.

Thing is it was on the terms that we would get these two really hot girls to kiss each other and I was not intending on inserting my tongue in any way. Little did I know at the time that he was actually bi and somewhat attracted to me.

Either way I got to see two hot girls kiss, I got to fuck one of those hot girls and I was so drunk I barely remembered him kissing me.

I think the worst thing was that all my mates were watching.

I'm actually considered by some of my friends to be pretty feminine and in touch with my feminine side/feelings. Most of my closest friends are female and a lot of people have doubts about my sexuality... I'm 100% straight I'm just comfortable with not seeming it to other people.

I also really hate those guys who act gay and get all touchy feely with other guys.. I do NOT want a random guy or friend hugging me all the time or slapping my arse. Its not that it seems gay its just the fact that they go out of their way to play the whole thing up and its like invasion of my little personal bubble

I got caught spooning with my friend while I was in my boxers.

to add to the gayness, we were watching Chronicles of Riddick.

My mom was terrified.

details?? lol

why were u spooning?

hugged a dude once, but in my defense his mother died and she made the best cake, I cant explain how good it was. Her daughter makes the cakes now using her recipe but it's......just not the same :(

i posted in this thread.
and cried while watching a movie. not even one thats sad lol.

When i was very little and I got my first Camera me and a friend thought it would be funny to take pictures of eachothers bare asses. Wasnt gay or sexual it was more "Funny" however definitly one of the most gay things ive done

Did you know that when I was nine, I tried to fuck a friend of mine? He was 8, then I turned 10. 14 years later it happened again (with another friend). This time me on the receiving end.

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me and two girls in a king sized bed with lots of dildos, a collar, a leash, whip and alcohol................fun times i miss them :(

We need zek in here or something to just blow us out of the water.

This one time in the locker room in high school, I accidentally saw my friend's penis.

This one time in the locker room in high school, I accidentally saw my friend's penis.

O_O

Sweet jeebus.

Pics plz.

This one time in the locker room in high school, I accidentally saw my friend's penis.

one time when i was takin a piss, i accidently touched my own penis

one time when i was takin a piss, i accidently touched my own penis

OH MY!!! how uber gay of you!!

and as far as teh memory serves, i have had no gay moments

It was sooooo good.He could suck a cock better than any girl I've been with.After I came ,I got out of the car to get some air. I started thinking "WTF did I just do" , so I told him I'll call him later and started walking to a friends house.Then out of the blue this taxi pulls up and the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.If anything I can say this cab is rare.But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

OMG I cant stop laughing

my step brother sucked my cock when we were 11

Flashed two girls and one guy, and briefly kissed a friend.

Oh my God, this is the best thread ever. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Pics plz.


NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! besides, there wasnt anyone taking pictures, we were busy with other.....things

For me it would be in high school, one rainy night, during a movie party. I decided to steal my friends seat, which was right in front of the TV, and my friend wanted it back.
Me "jacked yo seat nigga" playfully.
Friend " Ohh, im still sitting down" smirk on his face.
And the game of gay chicken was on.
I didn't think he'd actually do it....
Much my surprise, he sat down on my lap.
I was like damn your heavy.
Friend "Get out of my seat or you'll be a part of it."
He then resumes watching the movie and even begins eating popcorn, all while on my lap. But then fate conspired to make one of those memories that you and your friends will never forget. The front door opens and out of the rain "She" walks in. She being that mind numbingly hot girl that I (and many of my friends) had a crush/infatuation/lust for. She quickly steps in to get out of the rain, her moist hair glistening in the entry way lights. Her shirt just moist enough, so you could see the outline of her bra. The glistening turquoise of her eyes artfully contrasting against a thin line of gray-black makeup around her eyes. I was in heaven for that one little moment; I had completely forgotten about everything around me and on me. Then I heard a shriek of horror come from my friends mouth as he jolted out of my lap. He spun around and glanced at me with a look of sheer terror and disgust. The person sitting next to me shouted “violated” as he doubled over in laughter. As I snapped back to reality all I could think of was “fucking basketball shorts”. It was obvious to those around me, what had happened…

I was the center of attention in what would become one of the most humorous and memorable and not to mention gayest moments of my life.

Good Times

For me it would be in high school, one rainy night, during a movie party. I decided to steal my friends seat, which was right in front of the TV, and my friend wanted it back.
Me "jacked yo seat nigga" playfully.
Friend " Ohh, im still sitting down" smirk on his face.
And the game of gay chicken was on.
I didn't think he'd actually do it....
Much my surprise, he sat down on my lap.
I was like damn your heavy.
Friend "Get out of my seat or you'll be a part of it."
He then resumes watching the movie and even begins eating popcorn, all while on my lap. But then fate conspired to make one of those memories that you and your friends will never forget. The front door opens and out of the rain "She" walks in. She being that mind numbingly hot girl that I (and many of my friends) had a crush/infatuation/lust for. She quickly steps in to get out of the rain, her moist hair glistening in the entry way lights. Her shirt just moist enough, so you could see the outline of her braw. The glistening turquoise of her eyes artfully contrasting against a thin line of gray-black makeup around her eyes. I was in heaven for that one little moment; I had completely forgotten about everything around me and on me. Then I heard a shriek of horror come from my friends mouth as he jolted out of my lap. He spun around and glanced at me with a look of sheer terror and disgust. The person sitting next to me shouted “violated” as he doubled over in laughter. As I snapped back to reality all I could think of was “fucking basketball shorts”. It was obvious to those around me, what had happened…

I was the center of attention in what would become one of the most humorous and memorable and not to mention gayest moments of my life.

Good Times

Who the fuck spells "bra" with a "w"?

Trying to freak one of my friends out, I went to grab onto his thigh near the groin. Well, I reached too far and got a hold of the package.

Ive stuck screwdriver handles up my ass, dildoes up my ass. Ive jerked off to porno while fucking myself with a dildo. It was great, mucho prostate stimulation.

op= fag

I was the center of attention in what would become one of the most humorous and memorable and not to mention gayest moments of my life.

Good Times

Funny shit.

Stuff with a guy....

Doesn't make you gay.... gay actions, perhaps.

Heh, wonder what Sparta would think of this thread?

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! besides, there wasnt anyone taking pictures, we were busy with other.....things

DETAILS!!!WE NEED DETAILS!!!!!

this one time, and i DO mean one time, i looked a guy in the eyes. i didn't leave the house for about a week after the incident. this if the 1st i've spoken about it since.

^^^Dude, you're totally gay!

This thread needs more lezbienz

I once went shopping with my roommate for scented candles.

i kissed a guy but it was like a shotgun we were blazin but still it was pretty faggy i was like making out with him i was pretty high

no im not insecure, you're all fags if you think thats gay

lol.. yea, I've almost kissed guys when doing shotguns.

I agree... I'll spice this thread up to see if I can inspire more people, because I think this is one of the best threads in SA in a long time.

Okay the gayest of all the gayest... I stuck two dildos in my ex at the same time, in her ass and pussy. I've also had a dildo inbetween my legs while my ex was riding me and last but not least, having a girl sit on my face while she's finger fucking me.

I agree... I'll spice this thread up to see if I can inspire more people, because I think this is one of the best threads in SA in a long time.

Okay the gayest of all the gayest... I stuck two dildos in my ex at the same time, in her ass and pussy. I've also had a dildo inbetween my legs while my ex was riding me and last but not least, having a girl sit on my face while she's finger fucking me.
Nice try.

whats that supposed to mean

faggot

I fucked a girl in the ass 2 weeks ago.

Oh wait I'm a guy.

Kissed a guy.

Jerked off with a finger up the butt. A couple times. Feels weird afterwards but god it makes the O better.

Otherwise, curious but no opportunities. Also, dating a girl I'm rather in love with. Don't think she'd be a fan of such curiosity.