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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-01-29, 23:50
Piranha Piranha is offline
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Default bangin fat chicks?

k well for a few months i've had no luck in bagging a sexy girlfriend....last one i broke up with in october and haven't gotten any hot pussy since (believe me tho, this is mainly because i live in a really shitty town).

but lately theres been a few fat chicks that really want my cock, they keep hittin on me and are obviously trying to get in my pants.

now i've pretty much blown them off so far but i am kinda desperate and might consider railin' em just cuz i wanna get laid. think i should do it? i mean they prolly don't have diseases and theyd fuck hard since theyre prolly desperate for cock, and it all feels the same right? why not get some practice punani just to keep my skills up to par ya know?

so yeah i'm really indecisive so you guys get to decide whether or not i bang the fatties. help me totse!
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Old 2008-01-29, 23:55
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Yes, get drunk beforehand and tell no being you know of these exploits.
 #3 
Old 2008-01-29, 23:55
J-Beth J-Beth is offline
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I took a minute, thought about it, and still said "nah".
 #4 
Old 2008-01-30, 00:24
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I was with a fat chick once. Like 400+.

I seriously don't reccomend it.
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Old 2008-01-30, 02:01
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Depending on how fat and how intoxicated you are.

I don't see the problem as long as no one else finds out (but post pics on Totse that's fine) and as long as you intoxicate yourself to cover up guilt.
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Old 2008-01-30, 02:05
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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see, OP, to me you already answered your own question. you gave several reasons to go for it, and only one to stay away. the one reason to stay away is "theyre fat". go for it. if one of your friends talks shit, point out that you are the one who at least got laid, while all they have to do is make fun of you.
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Old 2008-01-30, 02:30
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East Bay, CA (Bay Area)
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or get a hot girl drunk...
 #8 
Old 2008-01-30, 02:58
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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NO!

I only read the title...
 #9 
Old 2008-01-30, 03:10
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Go for it, but remember; fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride, but you don't want to let your friends see you riding it.
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Old 2008-01-30, 03:28
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fappin 2 noodz
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and it all feels the same right?

hah NO
 #11 
Old 2008-01-30, 09:22
soro_one soro_one is offline
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I dunno I was thinking about it. You know, have some chubby sugar mama that buys you everything and lets you drive their cars to shit etc.. etc..

But I could just never do it.
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Old 2008-01-30, 13:05
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Houston, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by easeoflife22
Go for it, but remember; fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride, but you don't want to let your friends see you riding it.


Fucking MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

I woke up drunk and high as hell one day realizing what I had done.

Thankfully she wasn't grotesque, just a little chubby and still cute.

But my god, I will control myself better next time.
*Sits in corner and thinks about what he did.*
 #13 
Old 2008-01-30, 17:00
Toddler Fondler Toddler Fondler is offline
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Originally Posted by soro_one
I dunno I was thinking about it. You know, have some chubby sugar mama that buys you everything and lets you drive their cars to shit etc.. etc..

But I could just never do it.


That sounds awesome. Hello New Years resolution 2009.
 #14 
Old 2008-01-30, 19:34
showgun_samurai showgun_samurai is offline
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ive slept with a few fat chicks for the same reason :(....2 things there LAZY meanin ur goin to be doin ALL the work....and they STINK
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Old 2008-01-30, 21:07
KriminalMinded KriminalMinded is offline
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Originally Posted by plehem12
see, OP, to me you already answered your own question. you gave several reasons to go for it, and only one to stay away. the one reason to stay away is "theyre fat". go for it. if one of your friends talks shit, point out that you are the one who at least got laid, while all they have to do is make fun of you.


Best advice I've read on fat chicks.
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Old 2008-01-30, 21:18
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hah NO

Ya it really doesnt feel the same at all. honestly
 #17 
Old 2008-01-30, 21:20
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Ya it really doesnt feel the same at all. honestly

kind of gritty as well as slimy?
 #18 
Old 2008-01-30, 21:39
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fappin 2 noodz
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kind of gritty as well as slimy?

if you've ever stuck your dick between to slimy flank steaks thats close...
 
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