After re-reading the whole Jenkem thing, I thought how it's about time for someone ti repeat the Jenkem experiment properly, just to settle once and for all if it was a hoax.

No one will repeat it because its the shittiest idea ever, even if you could get high off it, would you really do it?

Lame. If you wanna huff shit gas, have at it, but no one cares.

You do it!

Eat alot of hot chunky chili. Then get wasted on your choice of liquor. When sick enough, go puke into the toilet, then shit, over & over again. After all of that, stick your face into the bowl of the toilet and huff deep.

Report back if you get high.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm

If your so desprate to get high and have no money try sleep deprivation.

Wiki: Sleep deprivation may sometimes be intentionally induced for various reasons. For example, it may be induced as a form of recreation, entertainment or to provide a legal "high" without using drugs.[citation needed] Vivid hallucinations, heightened senses and a feeling of incredible creativity (common effects of illicit drugs) may occur after 48 hours (or less) of being in a state of sleeplessness. There is even a history of sleep deprivation being used by different schools of religious mystics as a form of asceticism or to heighten spiritual awareness. In particular, the early desert monks of the Christian Church during the fourth and fifth centuries were known to deny themselves sleep. Coffee owes much of its spread in popularity through use by Muslim mystics in all-night devotions.

Any respected member would not do this. Why do you think there respected? There not fucking stupid!

I wonder if people throw dog turds at pickwick irl

I wonder if people will ever get over themselves and stop trying to be cool.

EDIT: This is one myth I'm not willing to bust but like.. there are tons of reports saying that people have used jenkem before pickwick. They may just love the smell of their own excrement but I'm fairly sure they must get something. Could be brain damage though as a lot of people still huff glad and the like. Haha.. reminds me of that one archived story, DO NOT HUFF GLAD! IT KILLED MY FRIEND! Or some shit like that ahah.. ORLY?!?

Someone should apply for a permit with whatever city to become legitimate "jenkem supply house" like a club. Great publicity stunt opportunity there.

We could start it together ;) I hear you have a nice ass.

We could set up the bathrooms to direct the shit / piss into a fermentation machine where after fermented it would direct the jenkem to people tables where they could huff shit for a small price. We could sell mints, mouthwash, toothpaste, food & drink. We'd make a killing.

methane is not toxic according to wiki, if you can get past the part where you mouth will smell like ass go for it!, maybe joepedo has some experience on this, he tries everything right?

It's already been established it's not methane producing said effects, but rumor has it, that it is some kind of indole derivative.

If anyone would, it'd be a Totsean.
Maybe we could start a fund for whoever does it first, like a reverse auction- It keeps getting higher untill someone's stupid enough to do it.

[QUOTE=stupid noob;9525922indole derivative[/QUOTE]english plz

im all for that

of course it would probobly be me doing it for bail $ one day :(

english plz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indole :)

english plzIndole = an aromatic compound, found in feces, that gives shit it's smell.

Derivative = something based on or chemically similar to a different compound.

Indole derivative = a compound that is based on or similar to indole.

Tryptamines are indole derivatives.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Indole_chemical_structure.png
Indole

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Tryptamine.png
Tryptamine

http://www.entheogen.com/forum/image.php?u=12692&dateline=1180724299
LSD

Can you see the similarities in the structures?

So now you are saying turds contain indole like compounds? And the smell of shit... is related to tryptamines? And jenkem is old news, unless you get on TV for it pics/didnt happen.

I huff some shit in the morning,
I huff some shit at night.
I huff some shit in the afternoon,
it makes me feel alright.

yes shit does contain indole, the backbone of the tryptamine family.

yes it causes the smell for the most part

Jenkem is a last resort for niggers in Africa to get high.I'm sure even they will tell you to get better drugs.

/facepalm

Ethics man, ethics.

What is Jenkem?

What is Jenkem?

Fermented human urine and feces.

Liquid brown heaven in a bottle.

Fixed.

If I bubble it threw a hookah, will it clean up the taste a little?

Get Mythbusters to test it.

Yes. Do it.

Hahahahahahaha imagine seeing that.

Jamie - *Pukes*...I don't feel anything.

Adam - Yeah. Looks like this one is busted...I can't believe you tried that.