Ohhh geez, I know you guys don't like hearing about stuff that's probably petty in the whole scheme of things but I'm in a really awkward situation where the only solution is threatening people, lying and time IMO.

Basically, I was horny and drunk and messed around with this unattractive chick. As in a 20th percentile type chick :( She's got my msn, myspace and I'm pretty sure she's not going to let go of this shit. I won't stop hearing stuff about this until one of them gets pissed and ends up doing the same thing, end even then I'll never be able to live this completely down.

One particular mate is a good bloke except he will talk about this a lot, and school starts in a few days.

So should I just tell this girl to fuck the fuck off? And how do I handle people at school?

EDIT: I'm afraid to talk to people. Who knows how much they know?

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-deus-

Mate...Trust me...The line "I was drunk as fuck mate!" works well.

Say it like you believe it and people have to believe it.

And if she clings, tell her you got smashed and she was the nearest tart to you at the time!

Dude :(:(:(
I've been there, nothing makes you feel worse than messing around with a chick you don't like.
Tell her straight up that you're not interested, it's what I did, and It worked out for the best.

And fuck the people who talk, at least you had some fun.

Cheers for the advice. I think I'll ignore this girl and her friends....their whole group isn't that hot, and although they are older it's not worth it.

If she tried to get in contact I'll tell her flat out, "Not interested"

New email address.

Tell my mates I can't remember a thing, because I had been drinking more than they knew, and to stop being gossipy little bitches.

Ride out the situation from there, maybe use my awesome skillz to destroy evidence if I have to.


FTW???

Thanks again, it's been a while since I've been caught up in the opinions of other's. Not a nice feeling.

Yeah, tell them to stop acting like gossipy bitches, then find new friends who aren't gossipy bitches.

And don't ignore her too bad, be polite and handle it elegantly and you'll seem like one of those cool guys who 'gets it' and you'll even benefit from this mess

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How would I go about this? I don't know whether or not she just wants to be friends (her friends added me as well) or if she is being clingy. My friend said she's being clingy but he has no reason to know that, he's just a bullshit artist.

So what do I say? "Hi, I don't remember much about that night but I'm not interested in ???????"

This is what I did, "Hi, I think you're really nice, but Im not ready for a relationship right now, so I think we should just be friends"
Total bullshit but it's socially acceptable.
She will probably say that she just wanted to be friends anyways to save face and everything will be bon.

Also hurry up and say it so she doesn't say it first.
Getting LJBFd by an ugly chick is bad

OH NO!
Your mates might make fun of you for having sex with a girl?!?!


Goddamn, that would totally be the end of the world, wouldnt it?


Edit:
What I'm trying to say is, it's none of their buisness who you fuck. If you dont want anything more to do with the girl then the easiest way to get rid of her is to tell her to GO AWAY.

problem solved.

seriously... all you should have to say is that you were drunk as fuck and everyone should have a dece laugh. if not you have some pretty lame friends cause that shit happens to everyone.

I'm pretty sure that the response above you is much better.

And they say men have no subtlety....

Anyway, my friends know I wasn't hammered because I was with them. I can exaggerate how much i drank and my mood a bit though.

Heres what you do. Tell everyone you have aids, including her.

Yeah, people will think you have aids. But she'll never admit sleeping with you after that.