Broke? $0.00 :(!
No job? (I'll get one if you do.)
Smoke buds? :)!
Sell buds, and got no buds? (Easier if you've sold before)

Everyone who smokes weed, (I know not everyone) has a lot of "friends" usually, depending on how cool you are. If you have friends that smoke a lot of weed, and bitch that you never contribute to the herb sessions tell them you're gonna start selling. (Doesn't apply to those who already do.)

This is the hard part, for some people. Get people to start calling you for herbs.. tell them, "I'm out at the moment, if you'd wanna bring me to grab some more I'll get it for you." Go inside to your dealers home, who hopefully only you out of your friends buy off of. Have him bust out his scale, or use yours if you have one. Depending on how much this person wants.. take out however much seems right to you (never under .5, unless its 1.0; then .2-3) and save it. Do this to about 5-10 people, and you'll have a decent amount of bud... if you know people who buy a lot, you're gonna be rich! Over charge them about $50-$200!

So now you got a decent bag of free herb.. cool, the worst thing you can do now is smoke it and waste all that hard work.. Say you've got 5.3 now. Someones bound to call you again, so let's say they need a 60 /65/70 bag. Tell em you ran out, and you need to go grab more.. have them bring you to your guys place. Sell them the 5.3, or if you're good friends with the person, do it anyway. 5.3 for $70. You got yourself 7-8 grams now (I'd get 8.5 goodshit)

Keep doing this over and over, eventually you'll have all this free money that started from nowhere.. If you can over charge people for short bags, more money to you.

I started doing this at 6 pm est. I have 2.5 grams of good bud now, only two people have called me.

I know, it seems like common sense and a lot of you may do this sometimes.. but you'd be surprised how many people the light doesn't shine on.

Alternatively, for free bud, you could just suck dick..

Much simpler.

Can you front me an ounce to start out?

i'd punch you square in the face if you were my friend

THat is fucked up. I always check my weight after if I dont see it weighed. If its skimp im not calling you back for more bud ever again. Sucks you are a shady little bitch that is selfish ad greedy. YOu dont take it. If you get bud fo soe one. say they bought and 1g-1/8. You ask them to hook you up with a nug for getting it for them so you have some bud for later. You dont skimp peoples shit or they will quit buying from you.

Hah! Everyone who buys off me keeps coming back.. I skimp everyone.
A lot of people pick up and smoke it right after.

Besides, if you've got no money.. or anything; what do you have to lose? If you can't skimp them

Charge them an extra 5 bucks every time.

It's that simple.

Oh, and yea.. I am pretty shady.. I'll rob you if you seem like a homo. You're one person (out of thousands) not everyone weighs bags out every time they buy..

and yes, I can get an ounce fronted to me.. just not right now! Fuck, I just got rid of an hp but my guy got cut off cause too many people owe him money..

ANYWAYS.. if you want free weed and money do what I told you.. and think of Nike

Nike.. Just DO IT!

Not everyone does things the way you do.. I know, it sucks.. (stop calling me :)) otherwise you'd be loaded.

I thought this was Bad Ideas.. sorry

Fucking nigger.

you little scumbag. i dont do that shit to my friends or anyone for that matter. karmas a bitch