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 #1 
Old 2008-01-26, 23:04
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Default The Most Epic Thing Ever

Let's say I made a craigslist ad in the personals. I get a reply, and it's from a married woman that has 1 kid, but that is also pretty good looking. She says her husband is out of town.

This was undoubtedly a fucked up proposition, but I decided that I didn't care about it from a moral standpoint.

But the consequences are making me hesitant. If she regrets it and tells her husband later on, I'll have some douche trying to kill me (well, okay...admittedly, I'd be a douche too). The husband could be a cop or a criminal for all I know, in which case I'd be in real trouble.

My first thought was that as long as she doesn't know where I live, I'd be fine. But I'm not going to her place, and I don't know if there's any other options.

I'm pondering whether or not to send a face picture and really put myself out there, and figured I'd ask Totse.
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Old 2008-01-26, 23:10
grungekid grungekid is offline
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Grow some balls.
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Old 2008-01-26, 23:15
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Grow some balls.

Sigh...

Are you telling me you'd jump right on it without thinking about the consequences?
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Old 2008-01-26, 23:16
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Is the risk worth it, at all?
If yes, proceed. If she's not *that* good looking and you could do better,maybe dont.

It's a case of if you can be arsed to do so, and if she's worth any potential trouble. Which only you can decide, of course. Unless you were to post pics that is.
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Old 2008-01-26, 23:24
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Unless you were to post pics that is.

With her permission, of course, right?
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Old 2008-01-26, 23:24
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Is the risk worth it, at all?
If yes, proceed. If she's not *that* good looking and you could do better,maybe dont.

It's a case of if you can be arsed to do so, and if she's worth any potential trouble. Which only you can decide, of course. Unless you were to post pics that is.


Heh, I sent a pic. This may very well be the end of me though. :(

If I go through with this, this will surely be the most epic event of my life thus far though. I'll try to take pics or vids to document it.
 #7 
Old 2008-01-26, 23:33
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Why can't you just go to a hotel, or if you're really cheap, do it in the car?
 #8 
Old 2008-01-26, 23:41
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And dont forget to smash her brains out or choke her to death with her own underwear afterwards to remove one more cheating whore from this world.
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Old 2008-01-26, 23:59
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The fine line between genius and madness
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What Yoyobek said.

There's got to be some single women out there...
 #10 
Old 2008-01-27, 00:18
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dodging the rain and tractors
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She's married with a kid and wants to cheat on her husband...

Do you really need to be told just how bad an idea sleeping with her is?

Tell you what, why not spare the cost of that hotel room and dinner?

Have a wank and then go walk infront of the first speeding car you can find.

Same result, just cheaper.
 #11 
Old 2008-01-27, 00:29
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Not worth the bother buddy boy.

Married, child, cheating, doubts...These add up to a simple "Fuck that!"

Do yourself a favour and forget about it.
 #12 
Old 2008-01-27, 00:30
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I agree with the ketch. She seems pretty trashy for wanting to do this. You would just be adding yourself to the community of trashy people if you went through with it. On one hand, this is a pretty exciting proposition and you documenting the event for totse boosts your totse status to epic. But on the other hand, you may very well be putting your life right into the path of ruin for something that will only last a hour or two and, at most, will get you a quick lay and applaud for entertaining a bunch of kids on a forum who will forget about you within a couple of weeks.

Hmmm... exciting MILF adventure that will be the center of attention at any discussion amongst friends from here on out OR securing a more successful future for yourself sans trashy whore's husband hunting you down and, possibly, being apart of the fucking up of some kid's life.
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Old 2008-01-27, 01:10
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itll fuck your karma for sure
 #14 
Old 2008-01-27, 01:17
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This isn't the slightest bit epic...whatsoever.

Is this a bad idea? Yes.
Should you do it? Hell yes.

Why not? If she's got moral qualms about it, thats her shit. You're just some random guy there to take care of her physical needs and get off yourself. The chances of the consequences coming back to you are pretty slim. Absolute zero if she doesn't know where you live.

The first girl I ever dated was married. I was 16, and she was 19, married, and very muslim. She was in an arranged marriage. It was so hot fooling around in her husbands bed...when he'd be home in less then an hour.

I say fuck it, do it. It's an experience.
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Old 2008-01-27, 01:25
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
This isn't the slightest bit epic...whatsoever.

Is this a bad idea? Yes.
Should you do it? Hell yes.

Why not? If she's got moral qualms about it, thats her shit. You're just some random guy there to take care of her physical needs and get off yourself. The chances of the consequences coming back to you are pretty slim. Absolute zero if she doesn't know where you live.

The first girl I ever dated was married. I was 16, and she was 19, married, and very muslim. She was in an arranged marriage. It was so hot fooling around in her husbands bed...when he'd be home in less then an hour.

I say fuck it, do it. It's an experience.


I reckon hardcore Muslims would cut off your dick if they caught you doing that.
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Old 2008-01-27, 01:27
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I reckon hardcore Muslims would cut off your dick if they caught you doing that.

I don't really think we have -that- kind of hardcore muslims in america.
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Old 2008-01-27, 01:42
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
And dont forget to smash her brains out or choke her to death with her own underwear afterwards to remove one more cheating whore from this world.


I lol'd.

:D
 #18 
Old 2008-01-27, 01:54
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She's married with a kid and wants to cheat on her husband...

Do you really need to be told just how bad an idea sleeping with her is?

Married, child, cheating, doubts...These add up to a simple "Fuck that!"

This...But if you're going to do it anyway...

And dont forget to smash her brains out or choke her to death with her own underwear afterwards to remove one more cheating whore from this world.
 #19 
Old 2008-01-27, 02:05
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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Don't be a pussy. Think of how much your friends will enjoy the story.
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Old 2008-01-27, 03:54
grungekid grungekid is offline
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Look if you don't do it she'll just find someone else. Maybe you could try going for it and then leaving a note telling the husband whats going on in one of his shoes or something? You could still have a good time, and rat the bitch out.
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Old 2008-01-27, 05:34
areyouchunkanese areyouchunkanese is offline
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Sigh...

Are you telling me you'd jump right on it without thinking about the consequences?

yes. Period.

Do it bitch.
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Old 2008-01-27, 18:58
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Originally Posted by GlitterPunk112358
Don't be a pussy. Think of how much your friends will enjoy the story.


It's true, and aids can be fun!
 #23 
Old 2008-01-27, 19:04
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From the totse perspective, do it; only because whatever consequences that can occur to you (almost to the point of death) don't mean anything to me since I'd have my story. How does it feel to be degraded to 7 seconds of lulz? Totse doesn't care if your life is ruined, it just wants entertainment. See: the kid that did raid, pickwick, RoFall, etc.

Be a fucking human being, man. Secks is srs bzns.
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Old 2008-01-27, 19:09
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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This just screams bad idea.

Don't do it. Get some random whore at a club to fuck you.
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Old 2008-01-27, 19:09
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You guys suck.

This was a troll thread, and I hardly got any replies about "omg teh family".

Mad
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Old 2008-01-27, 19:12
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Originally Posted by DerDrache
You guys suck.

This was a troll thread, and I hardly got any replies about "omg teh family".

Mad


Mad

I'm not used to seeing you troll. Unless every experience you talk about is troolling..

Anywho.. Notse.net is no more.
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Old 2008-01-27, 19:13
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DerDrache
You guys suck.

This was a troll thread, and I hardly got any replies about "omg teh family".

Mad


I told you not to do it you just couldn't tell through the magnificent prose.
 #28 
Old 2008-01-27, 19:21
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you really want to be the one responsible for what happens after? Don't get involved.
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Old 2008-01-27, 19:46
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Originally Posted by chrislol
you really want to be the one responsible for what happens after? Don't get involved.


I think you're missing something...
 #30 
Old 2008-01-27, 19:46
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I told you not to do it you just couldn't tell through the magnificent prose.

Calm down.

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Yeah zuperextreme, what the fuck is up with that? I was a mod there, too. :(
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Old 2008-01-27, 19:59
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I think you're missing something...

what am i missing? some married chick wants to fuck him, hes worried what would happen, if the guy finds out.

or am i missing the fact that this could shape up to be the most entertaining thread of the week?
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Old 2008-01-27, 20:18
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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what am i missing? some married chick wants to fuck him, hes worried what would happen, if the guy finds out.

or am i missing the fact that this could shape up to be the most entertaining thread of the week?

Lordy! lol, look 3-4 posts up.. man...
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Old 2008-01-27, 21:58
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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what am i missing? some married chick wants to fuck him, hes worried what would happen, if the guy finds out.

or am i missing the fact that this could shape up to be the most entertaining thread of the week?

Plz to be reading teh fucking thredz

kthxbai
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Old 2008-01-27, 22:04
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Yeah zuperextreme, what the fuck is up with that? I was a mod there, too. :(

It's okay, because notse was shit.
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Old 2008-01-27, 22:05
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Notse's back up.

PWNED.
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Old 2008-01-27, 22:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DerDrache
You guys suck.

This was a troll thread, and I hardly got any replies about "omg teh family".

Mad


Fuck you then!

*flounces off*
 
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