I was just in the bathroom, using my favourite vibrator (I'm a girl for those of you who still haven't grasped that.... I know there are a few of you) and all of a sudden I got the urge to stimulate my other hole. This is very unusual for me... I don't normally like anything going anywhere near there. Anyway it had to be something small because I don't like having a sore arse.

I know I should have used my finger or something but I just had a bath and my finger nails were all clean and that and also I don't want my finger smelling of shit, anyway I digress. I had a quick look around and in my haste grabbed the nearest well shaped and sized object which just so happened to be my mum's toothbrush.
I used to handle end not the bristle end (I'm not THAT much of a skank)

This is a side point.... it actually felt very good... better than previous times when I have experimented in that area.... girls I recommend it.

Anyway back to point. When I was done I gave it a good rinse and put it back in the cup. Then the realisation of what I'd actually done hit me so I put it in the bin and told my mum I'd knocked it into the toilet by accident. Luckily she had a spare.
That's the end of my story.... but the question I pose to you totse is this:

Have any items belonging to your friends or family ever been inside you without their owners knowledge?

I'm Byss, and I do not approve of this thread.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I think this is a conspiracy thread made by a male in order to encourage more women to try anal sex.

Not like it's a bad thing or anything.

shh we all had a meeting about this last friday.

at the underground anal conspiracy club for men.

Nooooo not at all.... I do in no way encourage women to have anal sex.... the one time I tried that was fucking awful and I was in pain for days afterwards.... I merely suggested putting something really small up there can sometimes make your orgasm more intense.

And I am a girl.... there are like 3 pictures of my on the first page of my "random stuff" photo bucket album.... http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j312/Enset3/ as proof.
And it wouldn't take shirlock holmes to use that to find about a billion pictures of me either.

i love anal and encourage all girls to give it a go...

5char

This.

Ok I'm glad you threw the toothbrush out afterwards, but here's one thing.
That toothbrush, which you willingly shoved up your own ass, has been in the hands of your mother. She's been touching and fondling that brush with her own bare hands. And then you put that item up your own ass.
Does that not bother you even a little..?

Your tattoos are fairly horrible and are also made exclusively of epic fail. Based on them i would assume that everything you do is trying the tried and true teenage ways to get attention, including posting masturbation acts (as a girl) on a forum of horny teenage boys.

after seeing this girls photo bucket i can easily imagine things going in and out of her ass.

Y'know, yoyo's right. Get something bigger.

I'm sensing alot of jackketch about this.

Only if she's:

1) vegetarian

2) ???????

3) PEDOBEAR

I AM vegetarian.... what does that have to do with anything?

And yoyo.... I have no qualms about shoving something my mum has been handling up my arse.... afterall when I was born I came out of her vagina. She CREATED my arse. So yeah.

Not sure what you mean. But if you were hinting that I was directing her then NO. I have no contact with her at all.

I mean ...come on...

If it were done at my direction she'd have had to [censored] it the whole day and then [censored] it clean.

At the very least.

For a women your are not attractive.

I am sickened by the mental image of the person you claim is you in those pictures masturbating with a toothbrush.

You don't want to know what I've used.

Pics or ban.

Wait.. I didn't realise "Guts" was relevant for girls as well.

Pics or ban.

With you all the way Bro.

xilikeeggs0, Put up or shut up , girl :P

With you all the way Bro.

xilikeeggs0, Put up or shut up , girl :P

Wins.

*raises pint, to totse*

lol, i cum n her thinkn ur cumin ut of teh clset.:o

This is a BBS not an SMS.

With you all the way Bro.

xilikeeggs0, Put up or shut up , girl :P

http://www.dhsp.org/fannypack/fannypacpics/maglight.jpghttp://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/br/braun-advancepower-950.jpghttp://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/Colonel_Conk_Shaving_Products/conk_596_mach_3_razor_chrome.jpg

To name a few...

And what the OP said, but it was with a spare, not my mom's. :o

This is a BBS not an SMS.

PHP?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VBulletin

http://www.dhsp.org/fannypack/fannypacpics/maglight.jpghttp://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/br/braun-advancepower-950.jpghttp://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/Colonel_Conk_Shaving_Products/conk_596_mach_3_razor_chrome.jpg

To name a few...

And what the OP said, but it was with a spare, not my mom's. :o

Google images fails. I'm personally upgrading you to a 'vid or ban'.

I was minorly disappointed to not see one of the 4-D maglites.

Judging by your inexperience with teh anoos, that narrows down the choices for other questions.

Google images fails. I'm personally upgrading you to a 'vid or ban'.

I was minorly disappointed to not see one of the 4-D maglites.

Judging by your inexperience with teh anoos, that narrows down the choices for other questions.

You can't change the terms after the fact.

You can't change the terms after the fact.

I'll do as i damn well please.

But srsly, google images fails.

You can't change the terms after the fact.

Cut the crap

Since you're too embaressed to post pictures, I will.

This is what she uses most.

http://www.zoofur.com/images/1.jpg

Give that story a bit more detail and it could qualify for totse erotica.

Wait.. I didn't realise "Guts" was relevant for girls as well.

Lulz i got this.

For a women your are not attractive.


Wait am I misreading this.... or are you saying I'd make an attractive man? If so.... thanks. lmao.

For a women your are not attractive.



You used the incorrect form, instead you should have used you're or you are.

EDIT: your are? WTF mahn

I picked up on that too.... bit I figured as I was pointing out to him that what he said was actually a back handed compliment.... I wouldn't correct his poor use of words as well.

http://www.dhsp.org/fannypack/fannypacpics/maglight.jpghttp://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/br/braun-advancepower-950.jpghttp://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/Colonel_Conk_Shaving_Products/conk_596_mach_3_razor_chrome.jpg

To name a few...

And what the OP said, but it was with a spare, not my mom's. :o

Your previous statement made me think you used your gran's dentures or summit'.

To answer your question, yes. And I've felt very remorseful about it.

You used the incorrect form, instead you should have used you're or you are.

EDIT: your are? WTF mahn
I meant to say " you are"

I meant to say " you are"

But dude, typos/minor mistakes are punishable by death.

I thought everyone knew that. Didn't you get the memo?

Well yea,but the damn channers ate the last couple pages so I didn't get to see that part.

OFMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

Do you wanna hook up some time? :)

Seriously ;)

Devon ain't so far from south Wales... it could happen.

You can get vibrators with little anal bits on them...You know, to avoid having to put someone's dental hygiene devices up your Khyber. Try Ann Summers.

Just so you're aware sweetheart.

don't forget the forty-something year old pedos

Firstly I'm not a teenager. I'm 21. (or old enough to know better)
Secondly.... I don't give two shits what you think about my tattoos.... it's my body and I fucking love them... would you rather I had something tribal? or celtic perhaps? or maybe a nice dolphin like every other woman in britain!!!

Oh right so I was supposed to stop mid-wank.... get in my car drive two cities away to the nearest anne summers, buy a new vibrator that I really can't afford, drive home and pick up where I left off?
Like I said originally I never usually get any urges whatsoever to shove anything up the out hole so I'd never comtemplated buying one of those. Thanks for the tip though :)

Oh right so I was supposed to stop mid-wank.... get in my car drive two cities away to the nearest anne summers, buy a new vibrator that I really can't afford, drive home and pick up where I left off?
Like I said originally I never usually get any urges whatsoever to shove anything up the out hole so I'd never comtemplated buying one of those. Thanks for the tip though :)

Here's another tip for you. Next time take a glass of alcohol with ice into the bathroom with you. Wank and sip until you feel the urge to put something where the sun don't shine.

Take an ice cube and suck off the alcohol (IMPORTANT!) then pop it in....

Works for a lot of women...'specially if you pop it in just before you blow.

Or buy a cheap fake plastic perl necklace (with cord not weak links). Push in pearl after pearl as you wank and then as you come pull it out, perl by perl. Bit fo lube might be needed. Wood beads will do as well but must be smooth.

Here's another tip for you. Next time take a glass of alcohol with ice into the bathroom with you. Wank and sip until you feel the urge to put something where the sun don't shine.

Take an ice cube and suck off the alcohol (IMPORTANT!) then pop it in....

Works for a lot of women...'specially if you pop it in just before you blow.

Or buy a cheap fake plastic perl necklace (with cord not weak links). Push in pearl after pearl as you wank and then as you come pull it out, perl by perl. Bit fo lube might be needed. Wood beads will do as well but must be smooth.

I feel violated just reading that.

Wait.. I didn't realise "Guts" was relevant for girls as well.

Lawl, I got that reference as well. Brings back many unpleasant visions.

Firstly I'm not a teenager. I'm 21. (or old enough to know better)
Secondly.... I don't give two shits what you think about my tattoos.... it's my body and I fucking love them... would you rather I had something tribal? or celtic perhaps? or maybe a nice dolphin like every other woman in britain!!!

In case that was also aimed at me... I just felt like adding and the pedos for fun and sarcasim.

Oh right so I was supposed to stop mid-wank.... get in my car drive two cities away to the nearest anne summers, buy a new vibrator that I really can't afford, drive home and pick up where I left off?
Like I said originally I never usually get any urges whatsoever to shove anything up the out hole so I'd never comtemplated buying one of those. Thanks for the tip though :)

That's fair.

Tell ya what...How about this....

1) I buy said dildo
2) I meet up with you
3) I film this act
4) ?????
5) Profit!

If I may, I would also like to add I will be cracking one out whilst filming! :D

Where abouts in Devon you live? Got msn?

ɹɐɥɔ5

epic but old. I think this can be safely closed and allowed to slip back down the board into the depths of its own narcolepsy.