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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-01-25, 17:59 |
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 i like blowjobs
they are hell cool specialy when she good at givin em hubba hubba bj stories plz
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#2
2008-01-25, 18:00 |
westy
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Re: i like blowjobs
YO mama gave me a blowjob
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#3
2008-01-25, 18:22 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by westy
YO mama gave me a blowjob
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You did not just go there. |
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#4
2008-01-25, 18:29 |
Without Trying
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by westy
YO mama gave me a blowjob
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I'm ashamed to admit that I laughed. |
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#5
2008-01-25, 19:30 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
Omg blowjobs??
Some people are freaks, yo. I mean.. it's totse, and I've come to accept things like cum snorting and scat fetishes, but this is just fucking sick.
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#6
2008-01-25, 19:34 |
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Originally Posted by HandOfZek
Omg blowjobs??
Some people are freaks, yo. I mean.. it's totse, and I've come to accept things like cum snorting and scat fetishes, but this is just fucking sick.
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Want to know something sick, consensual sex in missionary position! that shit boggles my mind. |
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#7
2008-01-25, 20:05 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by westy
YO mama gave me a blowjob
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HAHAHAHA
/thread |
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#8
2008-01-25, 20:15 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by westy
YO mama gave me a blowjob
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i c wat u did thar |
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#9
2008-01-25, 22:00 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
UH, ghey thread but I guess ill add something.
Once I got a blowjob and it had been awhile since Id been with a female. It felt really good and I blew a massive load and she chocked and coughed out jizz everywhere, but thats about it.
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#10
2008-01-25, 22:03 |
Without Trying
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by J-Beth
UH, ghey thread but I guess ill add something.
Once I got a blowjob and it had been awhile since Id been with a female. It felt really good and I blew a massive load and she chocked and coughed out jizz everywhere, but thats about it.
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A girl choked on your jizz?
That's one of my lifetime ambitions. Feel proud of yourself. |
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#11
2008-01-25, 22:20 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
One girl swallowed, coughed, said, "OMG I nearly drowned. But in a good way."
We both laughed.
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#12
2008-01-25, 23:05 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
Earth!
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#13
2008-01-25, 23:10 |
westy
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Re: i like blowjobs
Mars!
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#14
2008-01-25, 23:14 |
Without Trying
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Re: i like blowjobs
Mars!
ur doin it rong.
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#15
2008-01-25, 23:28 |
westy
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Re: i like blowjobs
ur doin it rong.
i know its ment to be wind rofl
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#16
2008-01-26, 00:18 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
lul
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#17
2008-01-26, 02:16 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
:thumbup:
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#18
2008-01-26, 02:34 |
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:thumbup:
Fail.
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#19
2008-01-26, 02:49 |
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Originally Posted by J-Beth
UH, ghey thread but I guess ill add something.
Once I got a blowjob and it had been awhile since Id been with a female. It felt really good and I blew a massive load and she chocked and coughed out jizz everywhere, but thats about it.
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I noticed that you made a spelling error. |
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#20
2008-01-26, 05:37 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
this thread delivers the lulz
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#21
2008-01-26, 06:22 |
chubbyman25
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by the_mail_man
this thread delivers the lulz
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This isn't 4chan. |
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#22
2008-01-26, 09:39 |
Bean_Doodle
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Re: i like blowjobs
This isn't 4chan.
Unlike YO mama then
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#23
2008-01-26, 10:59 |
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Originally Posted by the_mail_man
this thread delivers the lulz
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And the Failz |
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#24
2008-01-26, 11:33 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
This one time, a girl gave me head, I came, and her head exploded.
-deus-
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#25
2008-01-26, 11:43 |
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Originally Posted by deus-redux
This one time, a girl gave me head, I came, and her head exploded.
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Dear deus-redux,
Excuse me.. I don't think I believe that your post is true at all. Could you please describe what happened there more vividly? I don't think her head could explode just because of your ejaculation. Surely there were some other factors involved? Or are you just making this up? If so, why would you want to do this on the internet? I just can't understand your type.
Looking forward to your reply.
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2008-01-26, 11:54 |
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Dear deus-redux,
Excuse me.. I don't think I believe that your post is true at all. Could you please describe what happened there more vividly? I don't think her head could explode just because of your ejaculation. Surely there were some other factors involved? Or are you just making this up? If so, why would you want to do this on the internet? I just can't understand your type.
Looking forward to your reply.
Regards,
Agent 008
Dear Agent 008,
The force of my ejaculation was indeed sufficient to cause a buildup of pressure in said female's mouth. The pressure was unable to escape via her mouth, which was sealed around my member, nor through her nasal passages, which were blocked with semen as consequence of a previous incident.
As a result, the pressure was released in all directions, causing an explosion.
Yours sincerely,
-deus-
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2008-01-26, 14:55 |
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Dear Agent 008,
The force of my ejaculation was indeed sufficient to cause a buildup of pressure in said female's mouth. The pressure was unable to escape via her mouth, which was sealed around my member, nor through her nasal passages, which were blocked with semen as consequence of a previous incident.
As a result, the pressure was released in all directions, causing an explosion.
Yours sincerely,
-deus-
...pics?
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2008-01-26, 15:17 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
...pics?
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4350/blowjobexplosionbl7.jpg
-deus-
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#29
2008-01-26, 15:20 |
Without Trying
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http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4350/blowjobexplosionbl7.jpg
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THiS LOOKS SHOPPED.
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#30
2008-01-26, 15:21 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4350/blowjobexplosionbl7.jpg
-deus-
something about that is odd....I can't quite put my finger (or dick) on it...
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#31
2008-01-26, 15:35 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
jewish girls like giving head
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2008-01-26, 17:21 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4350/blowjobexplosionbl7.jpg
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Proof enough for me.  |
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#33
2008-01-26, 17:30 |
river_of_ash
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by Piggy
they are hell cool specialy when she good at givin em hubba hubba bj stories plz
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Didn't you smash your fuckin' head on that rock? |
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#34
2008-01-28, 13:53 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
To OP
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml
Enjoy.
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#35
2008-01-28, 14:15 |
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Re: i like blowjobs
She's never left alone
She likes to suck the bone
I love the smell of her cunt hair
She's always on her knees
She always aims to please
Her lips are round and her face is fair
I want some
She's on the run
She loves the taste of cum
She really gets me in heat
Oh yes she does
She gives blow jobs, she gives blow jobs
She gets me up, she never lets me down
She gives blow jobs, blow jobs
She'll go down on every guy in town
She loves the taste of cum
She's on the run
That gets me in heat
And now she's on every guy's list
Cause she loves the taste of meat
She's never left alone
She likes to suck the bone
Love the smell of her cunt hair
She's always on her knees
She always aims to please
Her lips are round and her face is fair
She gives blow jobs, she gives blow jobs
She gets me up, she never lets me down
She gives blow jobs, blow jobs
She'll go down on every guy in town
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#36
2008-01-28, 14:30 |
river_of_ash
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Re: i like blowjobs
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Originally Posted by EssJay
She's never left alone
She likes to suck the bone
I love the smell of her cunt hair
She's always on her knees
She always aims to please
Her lips are round and her face is fair
I want some
She's on the run
She loves the taste of cum
She really gets me in heat
Oh yes she does
She gives blow jobs, she gives blow jobs
She gets me up, she never lets me down
She gives blow jobs, blow jobs
She'll go down on every guy in town
She loves the taste of cum
She's on the run
That gets me in heat
And now she's on every guy's list
Cause she loves the taste of meat
She's never left alone
She likes to suck the bone
Love the smell of her cunt hair
She's always on her knees
She always aims to please
Her lips are round and her face is fair
She gives blow jobs, she gives blow jobs
She gets me up, she never lets me down
She gives blow jobs, blow jobs
She'll go down on every guy in town
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Too bad she has a girlfriend now. :( |
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