If you could fuck or have anyone in the world u want who would it be.


ps: sisters count.

jessica alba

Eva Green

Discluding people I know personally, Liv Tyler.

Or Kate Beckinsale.

EDIT: for someone around my age, Skye Sweetnam. Fuck that Cyrus shit.

Lois from Fam Guy

Elvis Presley, when he was a stud. And alive.

Serge you suck.

Elle Bishop from Heroes, no not Kristin Bell, she #2, but Elle Bishop

lisa simpson

Oprah Winfrey! So many reasons too.

1. I would spread that shit all over the news and become infamous and a TV celebrity, surely getting endorsements and what not.

2. I love those big asses.

3. To say I fucked the richest bitch on earth

4. Once that bitch passed out from the multiple orgasms I gave her, I would ransack her pad, and steal a bunch of expensive shit.

Oh and I would do 4 before 1, to get the maximum amount of money, and she wouldnt say shit cuz she wouldnt want people to know she was fucking some eighteen year old college boy.

You mean guilt free sex that would be utterly forgotten by all parties except for myself the next day?

ooh, this is a long list.

Hope Sandoval, hands down.

Yeah. Let's get one of those "time stoppers" like on "Twilight Zone".

So many women, so little time!!

Billie Piper from Doctor Who

WAAAAY too many to list, and even if I did, I don't think I could actually narrow it down to one.

Like, if you sat down, say Brody Dalle, Scarlett Johansson, and Sarah Michelle Gellar (off the top of my head... there are many many others...), I don't think I'd be able to choose.

I suck at decision making :(

People I know in real life?

My new step-sister.
Maybe a few girls I have known throughout the years who typically wouldn't have sex with me for whatever reason...

Famous people? Lol, where do I begin? Off the top of my head...

Gemma Atkinson
Jessica Biel
Zooey Deschanel (sp?)

That`s totally random too... They aren`t necessarily the ones would want to screw the most. I would have to put a lot of thought into it if that were the case.

Zooey Deschanel (sp?)FUCK YES.

Everytime I mention her, people look at me like I'm crazy, but she's hot as shit.

I think it's her quirky, cynical, apathetic persona. Or that hot, blue eye/black hair combo.

Fap fap fap.

FUCK YES.

Everytime I mention her, people look at me like I'm crazy, but she's hot as shit.

I think it's her quirky, cynical, apathetic persona. Or that hot, blue eye/black hair combo.

Fap fap fap.

She's definitely something awesome. Almost.. other-worldly.

I'm waiting till marriage.:o

Mila Kunis

Jessica Biel. MMMMmMmmmMMMmmmmMMMmMMmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm.

Miley Cyrus...

Yeah Lisa simpson.

no black women for me, thanks. i'd have to say... emma watson

INB4 Dakota Fanning and/or Stephanie from LazyTown.


Pedos

Stephanie from LazyTown.

Excellent choice. I agree.

Sarah Chalke.

Emma watson..for hours...in every hole, in every position in every fucking way. Oh my god..I would DESICRATE that girls body.

My girlfriend :(

Ivanka Trump or Paris Hilton!

Pussy is pussy is pussy......but attached to all them $$$$$$, now that is some GOLDEN pussy!!! I've had enough sex with plenty of hotties and nymphos, time to cash the fuck in.....

Why would you want everyone else not to remember?

Miley Cyrus...

a close second place

Jamie Lynn Spears-pre-pregnant stage

the possiblilities...

Giada de Laurentiis or Scarlett Johansson, I guess.

Well if you promise it's totally guilt free and not disimilar to the concept of 'no calorie icecream' , and if it's forgotten by all parties except myself the next day..

Rabbhimself
Milla Jovovich (in her hot Fith Element phase)
Brandon Lee (in his alive phase)
Bruce Lee (Also when alive)
Lauri Ylonen
Xippili
Peter Griffin
Sammo Hung
Quentin Tarantino

apparently i look like scarlotte johannson... and im a guy.

....peter griffin?

apparently i look like scarlotte johannson... and im a guy.

Um. Lol.

Jessica Biel, Tina fey, my neighbor like 4 houses down.

avril lavigne.

I'd choke her to death during too.

So fucking hot.

Quentin Tarantino


he's fuck the shit outta your feet