Me and my girlfriend have been dating for nearly 2 years...We are both 18...And still no sex. She is a virgin, and We do everything besides intercourse really, but How can I bring up the topic to persuade her into it? The problem is she gets nervous about getting pregnant..........from dry humping. Yes, Im serious. Its driving me crazy Im getting no real action, but I really care for this girl, but I really care for poontang too, and its been quite awhile. Any advice?

"SURPRISE!"

Hahahaha. Funny, but then I would never get the sweet love nectar from her again.

2 years? Holy shit...

It is definitely about time you either bring it up with her straight up, or, alternatively, and quite possibly preferably...

"SURPRISE!"

2 years is a long time man...

How long have you been pushing the issue?

I mean, wear a condom. If it breaks or something get her the morning after pill, ain't no thang.

I like to just lead into sex. Start making out, get her horny, and very very slowly lead into sex. Turn the lights off, make out on your bed, an hour of making out/dirty talk/etc take her shirt off, an hour later take her pants, then her bra, then panties, there you go.

Here's how to persuade her:

Push her onto the bed.

Pull her pants off.

Force it up the pooper.

Golly oh Lord, Timothy Thomas!

In two years you two must have at least talked about it? Is the pregnancy deal the only reason it hasn't happened yet? Tell her you think it's about time and that you'll be careful.

2 years. Srsly, wtf.

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Wow, 2 hours of foreplay, are you gay?

Thats -WAY- too long for sex.

TWO YEARS AND NO SEX?!!?!?


Your girlfriend is broken. Get a new one.


Seriously, two years and she's never had the desire just to rip your pants off and ride you like a pony?
Broken. Deffinately broken.

I agree with yoyobek.

Your an asshole, she's not having sex with you for YOUR benefit... as she clearly has teeth and or pillow pants in her vagina.

Seriously just rape her.

i agree with this just rape her and pray she does not have rapex. The 'Anti-rape' female condom known as RapeX (also known as LulzKillerX) is equipped with razor-sharp blades designed to drive themselves into a penis, can be reversed and used as a male condom in an act of rape for maximizing lulz potential.

Its absurd I know! I just dont know how to bring it up to her

Just get her in the mood, go up to kiss her and then SHAZAM

"Ride my dick like it's the end of the world or I'm taking you to Gamestation and trading you in. Your choice".

Thats -WAY- too long for sex.

For first time sex I don't think so.

Obviously after you've broken the ice you can do it however you like, but the first time should be nice and slow.

With girlfriends. With one-night stands if you're not naked after 5 minutes of entering the bedrooms something is wrong.

Just tell her!

Have you ever brought it up? Mentioned it?

I mean obviously you think she's worth it, just tell her straight up, you don't need some dumbass line or password or something.

you don't need some dumbass line or password or something.

A-B-B-Down-A

A-B-B-Down-A

Wrong. He needs to download a fixed executable, but it will be difficult if she is running on one of the latest patches.

Wrong. He needs to download a fixed executable, but it will be difficult if she is running on one of the latest patches.

Just as long as the most recent exploit has been discovered and he finds it on a zero day torrent release site, then he can overcome that.

Two years and no sex? Gawd, she must give great blowjobs!!

We are a very diverse population, you know. My basic rule since I was 17 has been, no sex by the second date, no third date.

My basic rule since I was 17 has been, no sex by the second date, no third date.

True dat.

Deffinately time to bring up this topic with her.

I guess you could make it sound as though you're worried she doesent like you anymore.
"babe.. why dont we ever have sex? Do you not find me attractive?"
allthough that might sound a little too manipulative. But after two years I think you're allowed to be a little manipulative in this situation!

Spermacide+Condom=no

Tell her that, and if you want...

Buy her plan B, this can be used w/ in 3 days after, if anything goes wrong.