Hehe, you know how in high school, you blow things up in your mind.
Like you look at a girl ev eeverytime she walks past you in a hall, and naturally your eyes meet.
But in your mind, its like, she's checking you out all the time, but really, it's you checking her out.

Well I think I've been doing that. There's this REALLY hot tiny little blonde who looks like a swedish veronica mars.

One day I wore a hot shirt to school ^^
I walk past her group of friends with a big smile on my face cuz I was in a terrific mood.
And they were like "woo!" when I had walked past.

Then this monday i was talking to my friends and saw them sitting down the corridor and the blonde one was like leaning out of her seat and looking at me.

Today I went past them again, this time I also had a huge smile on my face, I had just been to town and met with some 14yos who have a crush on me, they lent me a pink scarf and bought me a subway cookie, subway cookies are tastylicous.
When they saw me they were like "wooo! yeah!"

tl;dr A bunch of sexy women I've been checking out hoot at me when I walk past

Do they seriously think Im hot? Or did I go to far with the eyehumping and now they're taking the piss?

Anyhoo, life is sweet now that I fixed my posture, seriously, walk with your head held high, it makes you hot.

il try to remember the head held high thing i have heard alot it worx. go for the blonde btw lol she sounds the best.

I wish I had some really nice clothes, then the girls would hoot at me too :(

Magnanimously grant them a touch of your presence. Be good to the 'little' people. Don't stay too long. Leave them laughing & wanting more.

I have been whistled at in the past, it realy makes ones day.

last year every time i went to meet friends and stuff, there'd be girls winking at me, waving seuctively or just smiling at me.... and not ONE single time did i try to hit on one of them.

now it doesnt really happen anymore. makes u think...

Until you're too busy looking at them and i knock you on your ass.

WOO WOOOOOOOO.

I've been whistled and hooted at while walking around outside and stuff.

Goddamn that is so true. Now allow me to indulge in that most guilty of pleasures, posting on internet forums whilst drunk.

A wise man once told me, you never regret the things you do, you regret the things you DONT too.

Too bad Im a fegskit, or cowardly shit in english. Goddamn Kristen Bell is hot. The tiny blonde chick looks JUST like her, and short girls are hot.

Now I cant just walk up to them and start talking, that's weird, however winking and hooting back? Now that's something drunk cowardly shit would do.

Ive been told my outwardly appearance is estethically pleasing. But my people skills are very inbeetweenie. But hey, parties are good fun. The old smoothie walk up piercing eyecontact and kiss gives the ol ego a nice friendly rub.

Goddamn that is so true. Now allow me to indulge in that most guilty of pleasures, posting on internet forums whilst drunk.

A wise man once told me, you never regret the things you do, you regret the things you DONT too.

Too bad Im a fegskit, or cowardly shit in english. Goddamn Kristen Bell is hot. The tiny blonde chick looks JUST like her, and short girls are hot.

Now I cant just walk up to them and start talking, that's weird, however winking and hooting back? Now that's something drunk cowardly shit would do.

Ive been told my outwardly appearance is estethically pleasing. But my people skills are very inbeetweenie. But hey, parties are good fun. The old smoothie walk up piercing eyecontact and kiss gives the ol ego a nice friendly rub.

Next time you see her in the hallway or whatever go up to her and poke her. Then walk away....slowly

Just fucking show you're interested back if that makes any sense.

I want someone to hoot at me.

That was me a year ago, get a haircut, walk tall and with a swagger, and you fucking WILL feel better. Its like, the body works both ways. If you feel good, you will walk tall and proud, if you walk tall and proud, you'll feel good about yourself. And let the hooting commence.

And hey, has anyone else noticed that your 'type' usually have a thing for you as well. Like, I have a thing for short girls with tasty Kristen Bell type eyes. They usually have a thing for me as well. Genetic compability I guess.

And I like the poking thing ^^ Funny in third grade, funny now. But I prefer hooting back and winking at first.

That was me a year ago, get a haircut, walk tall and with a swagger, and you fucking WILL feel better. Its like, the body works both ways. If you feel good, you will walk tall and proud, if you walk tall and proud, you'll feel good about yourself. And let the hooting commence.

And hey, has anyone else noticed that your 'type' usually have a thing for you as well. Like, I have a thing for short girls with tasty Kristen Bell type eyes. They usually have a thing for me as well. Genetic compability I guess.

And I like the poking thing ^^ Funny in third grade, funny now. But I prefer hooting back and winking at first.

The hell? Did I say I had confidence issues? Because I don't. And I'm not getting a motherfucking haircut.

The hell? Did I say I had confidence issues? Because I don't. And I'm not getting a motherfucking haircut.

Whoa, no need to use the angryface. Since you're obviously so secure
And get a fucking haircut! !

Anyhoo, life is sweet now that I fixed my posture, seriously, walk with your head held high, it makes you hot.

Did that today, had some girls sitting down look at me and the one made a comment to her friend like oooooooo

Lol, OP is a britfag.

I realised that as soon as I saw "taking the piss".

Enjoy this fake confidence for a while. Until you don't have to brag about this then it will be natural to you. Seriously, relationships will man you up more then anything cause you get to push past jealousy and deeper trust issues. Plus growing together with someone is nice.

Those were owls in the tree above you.

They also were taking the piss out of you.

Whoa, no need to use the angryface. Since you're obviously so secure
And get a fucking haircut! !

It wasn't a perfect fit, the mad face. I was more a bit taken back by your leap of faith. I won't get a haircut, though.

I will keep this in mind. :)

it's called a pity-woo

I no longer get hoots, women instead just try and fuck me now. Women buy me drinks, guys buy me drinks to talk with the women that follow me. Apparently I'm top dog because I look really good, kind of like a young Brad Pitt, and I'm smart and charming. It can be a little annoying sometimes as my fiance can't stand when girls who aren't as good looking as her hit on me in front of her, like they're overstepping their position in the female pecking order. If they're hot, then she's fine with it, oddly enough. Getting laid is about as hard as asking a girl if she's horny. It's a fucked up world. Don't worry, my fiance lets me have fun with other women, even encourages it, but I rarely indulge unless it's to help out a friend. I'm like a unknown celebrity.

None of this is true.

I have the same problem, although I seem to have it a bit more severe.

I walk through shopping malls and women literally pull their panties off and toss them to me as I walk by. I have been raped on several occasions by supermodels, and my penis is as long, if not longer than my arm.

I have been to many plastic surgeons in hope of getting my face re-constructed to be less attractive, but the female doctors usually put me under anesthetic and suck my cock while I'm asleep. Even when I wear paper bags out in public, the women still catch my scent and flock from far and wide.

In other words, you are one cocky son of a bitch, easeoflife22.

Oh yeah?

I'm so fucking hot the very dirt i stepped on is eagerly pented up by amateur photogrophers who make a shitty B-Grade X rated film on it and give me full credits and royalties.

I also have my own range of women's perfume which is was secretly my a mixture of my own semen and sweat. They found out, and none of them cared. Sales peaked and the research shows the average woman has about 2687 years worth of Sex Panther Amore perfume.

I can't swim without drowning, not in water, but in the female ejaculation that fills the pool after i take my shirt off. Walking into a bar is even worse. The only way to satiate their hunger is to rub my scent on the four legs of a bar stool and tipping it over in hopes of decoying the lustrous females.

-agrees with misfit-

I have been to many plastic surgeons in hope of getting my face re-constructed to be less attractive, but the female doctors usually put me under anesthetic and suck my cock while I'm asleep.

i laughed out loud.

STFU ausfag!@
I realised he was a britfag when he said "lass" :)

anyway... back on topic, thats cool you're getting attention from the opposite sex, you've got to try and make the most of it tho brah, doesn't last forever. Good confidence booster at the very least tho.

Lol did I say lass? And piss?
Fucking exgirlfriend was a brit, she's ruined my vocabulary.
Im a swedfag if anything.

Im thinking spanking the girl the next time I walk past. Just cuz I can.

These girls clearly want you. Talk to them, it doesn't matter much what you say.

I have the same problem, although I seem to have it a bit more severe.

I walk through shopping malls and women literally pull their panties off and toss them to me as I walk by. I have been raped on several occasions by supermodels, and my penis is as long, if not longer than my arm.

I have been to many plastic surgeons in hope of getting my face re-constructed to be less attractive, but the female doctors usually put me under anesthetic and suck my cock while I'm asleep. Even when I wear paper bags out in public, the women still catch my scent and flock from far and wide.

In other words, you are one cocky son of a bitch, easeoflife22.

A++++ almost choked on my own trachea

Hahaha, yes I was thinking the same thing.

Inafterowls.

yeah but then you realize that this stops happening after highschool, enjoy it while it lasts.

Really, who gives a fuck who hoots at you?

I mean, do you ever consider the fact that tomorrow a truck could hit you and make your face scrape the pavement, and youll live the rest of your life as an ugly fuck who will never get another woman? This is the REALITY, make sure to keep that in perspective amongst the hooting and hollering.

And theyll be hooting all the way until they suck your semen out as you bang them in a condomless horny fury, entangling you into a lifetime of needless burdens, lies, and the most devastating act of all: bringing an infant into a dying world. That's what women want.

If not, then how come in a survey of 1000 of them, 42% said theyd get pregnant with anyone's kid AND LIE TO THEIR PARTNER AND SAY IT'S THEIRS.

God damnit, every time I post here it just turns into a woman flaming rant. Gotta stop that.

I have only been whisteled at once. it was when I was walking along the highway, and had to stop and push the button to cross. Right as the light turned green the car that was infront of me started going like "ree-reew" while it sped away.

That was because the driver was annoyed at you pressing the damn button.