So I went on two dates with this 40yo woman, spent $60 total, only got two goodnight kisses, and then she sent me a email saying that there was no chemestry between us.
I don't think i'll ever have a girlfriend again. Girls have high standards and i'm not exactly rico suave. I'm not ugly though. Are girls at bars usually easier? I'm actually so desperate to keep a girlfriend that i'm thinking about getting a Russian mail order bride. If I get one, will she run off like the one did in viva la bam?

It'll happen man..give it time. Make freinds, freinds have freinds, who have freinds, all of these freinds have female freinds, you will meet lots of them at social gatherings.

If you watch viva la bam while being old enough to go out with a 40 year old, and think 60 dollars is alot for two dates, no wonder you can't get a woman.

I spent £60 on my first real date with a chick!...That's near enough twice what you paid for two so I guess we're even!

Go out to places with fun chicks...Not older ones until you have the experience to handle them. It will take some practice.

Lol.

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So are these Russian mail order brides real or not? Is it just a scam and they never contact or meet you? All of them seem too attractive for it to be real.

If I get one, will she run off like the one did in viva la bam?

In before rabbhimself :D

Pwnt.

Where u meetin all these old bitches? I would love to shove my fist up an elders floppy cunt.

There is someone out there for everyone. Don't settle and wait for someone you really like. There are too many people who just get desperate and go with someone for convenience and not love. That always ends bitterly.

And don't get a mail order bride. I'm sure they would take most of what you own.

I don't care about finding the perfect someone. I just need a mildly attractive girl to heal the hatred and sadness in my heart so that I don't contiplate suicide every single day when i'm at work and see couples together holding hands and knowing that everyone has someone but me. I don't want to spend valentines day alone either.

It's really sad that you feel that another person is going to make you complete. You need to do that yourself and then work on finding someone. I know being alone is hard, and it sucks to see the whole world in fucking love but you, when you're the good person and you did things right and you busted your ass and nothing seems to work out. Been there done that. It sucks and it hurts. You seem pretty smart to me, a bit sad but nothing too bad. I'm sure you can find someone. Are you in school or do you work? Do you go out a lot. Maybe put yourself on the market so to speak.

90% of totse is this. You aren't alone.

90% of totse is this. You aren't alone.

Don't speak for Totse, if you cant get pussy thats your own problem.

OP,i call bullshit, if not- grow up.

uhh.. if you thought those dates were expensive... dont count on buying a russian mail order bride.

im 18, and i've spent more than $60 on a girl.

applebees would cost about $12-$15 a meal... maybe thats why you were dumped? taking a girl there twice isnt exactly fancy?

but i prefer bitches that appreciate any kind of charity.

Bitches come to my basement and cuddle and play video games.

Zero. Money.

opiates. /thread.

Go to a bar/colllege party after a shot or 4, and just pretend you're the shit. Sip a drink or two. You will get laid.

Pwnt.

he's trolling.

good thread btw.

I didn't read the entire thread, but I need rank on whatpulse, so here is what I think.

You will eventually meet the right girl, and she may not even be the most attractive girl.

What matters is that she is beautiful, and has a good personality in YOUR eyes.

The girl I'm with right now is a little big, and has a lot of things that people hate about her (like she snores), but I think everything about her is cute, and I love with all my heart.

I wish I could be with her right now, but she is a 15-30 minute drive away, and I don't have a car, and it's cold as fuck out.

I miss my baby :(

The Russian Mail Order business is too good to be true in my opinion (or maybe very expensive), but if you have the cash and are really desperate it might be a good idea.

You're giong to need money and time off to go there. Probably around 10 grand. You're going to need to get a feel for the girls though. If the girl is too brainy/career oriented, it means once she touches US soil she will leave because she can support herself. My advice is go after the rural girls with good values, they are very loyal and will love you for taking them out of poverty. These women are a lot better because they actually respond to your compassion/niceness, rather than expect it and look at you indifferently. Russian men are probably every western woman's fantasy, they live life on the edge as "bad boys"and die at the age of 50 (I wish I lived in Russia, their lifestyle rules) but Russian girls are tired of that and want more stability in life.

So give it a try, it's possible to marry an Eastern European woman without a service though. All you need to do is show up there, trust me you have to see the kind of scumbags that score there, if you're even an AVERAGE looking american guy women will be desperate for your seed!