Ok I want to know very small things I can do to impress my next girlfriend.

What I did w/ the last ho was this:

Make her notes and put it in her cars windshield wiper.
Make her notes and stick it in her purse when she wasn't looking and wait for her to discover it later.
Give her a single rose unexpectidly.
Make her breakfast in bed
Eating her out and expect nothing in return
Always giving her some drugs when I had them
Telling her she was the hottest girl in the room


What are more things?

Fight for your country.

ur gana get flamed by some pussys for callin a girl a bitch lol

They dont like to be called a bitch, try not to lose me.

Get maimed for your country.

Fixed. Also, good call referring to your girlfriend as "your bitch". It is a bit on the dehumanizing side, but whatever, if she didn't want to be treated like a piece of meat she would never wear makeup, right?

Always giving her some drugs when I had them
Thats quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

Telling her she was the hottest girl in the room
Girls like being called 'beautiful' more than hot. FACT.

Fixed. Also, good call referring to your girlfriend as "your bitch". It is a bit on the dehumanizing side, but whatever, if she didn't want to be treated like a piece of meat she would never wear makeup, right?

I'm personally not a fan of makeup, but because someone simply wants to try to look good doesnt mean they want to be treated like a piece of meat..

lol, sounds like you´s the bitch.

Girls like being called 'beautiful' more than hot. FACT.

Your mommy tell you that?

-F☺rd

For my girlfriends last birthday, I didn't beat her for a whole week.

It was fuckin' hard, keeping check of my anger, but I like to think I'm a good boyfriend, so I kept at it.

Make her notes and put it in her cars windshield wiper.

Heh. I did that once.
I always used to jokingly say, "I love you, Chloe" to this chick I worked with, last year. Her and I were pretty fuckin' close, and everyone always thought we'd make a good couple. Anyway, every time, she'd always just laugh (perhaps slightly abashed, when her friends were about).
One lunch break, I wrote it on a napkin and handed it to her.
She handed it back to me, a second later, I love you too, Allen xxx written on it.
Jokingly making a big deal of it, I put it into my wallet and told her, "I'm not throwing this away; I'm keeping this, forever!"

A few months later, the day before I was to leave the country for Australia, I drove to work and slipped it into her windshield wiper, "I told you I'd keep it!" scribbled on it.

Heh. I did that once.
I always used to jokingly say, "I love you, Chloe" to this chick I worked with, last year. Her and I were pretty fuckin' close, and everyone always thought we'd make a good couple. Anyway, every time, she'd always just laugh (perhaps slightly abashed, when her friends were about).
One lunch break, I wrote it on a napkin and handed it to her.
She handed it back to me, a second later, I love you too, Allen xxx written on it.
Jokingly making a big deal of it, I put it into my wallet and told her, "I'm not throwing this away; I'm keeping this, forever!"

A few months later, the day before I was to leave the country for Australia, I drove to work and slipped it into her windshield wiper, "I told you I'd keep it!" scribbled on it.

Smooth!

Ok let's get some suggestions.

This:

lol, sounds like you´s the bitch.

Thats quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read.


Girls like being called 'beautiful' more than hot. FACT.

Disagree with both of those. "Beautiful" is way overrated, to the point where if a guy says it I assume that he's just trying to say I'm hot in a nice way. And how is giving your partner drugs disgusting? I respect your hm, ideals, but I'd be grateful if a guy shared his drugs with me.

hit her

Your mommy tell you that?

-F☺rd

no, my wife.

Disagree with both of those. "Beautiful" is way overrated, to the point where if a guy says it I assume that he's just trying to say I'm hot in a nice way. And how is giving your partner drugs disgusting? I respect your hm, ideals, but I'd be grateful if a guy shared his drugs with me.

In my own experience, the word 'hot' indicates she makes you horny and you want to nail her. 'beautiful' indicates more that you are complimenting her beauty, in a respectful way. Depending on the girl you're after pick which one to use.

Anyone who calls their girlfriend 'bitch' probably doesent have one.

Certain dogs of certain breeds will indeed accept the male organ & there is a secret network that meets these needs... :(

I don't have a bitch, nigger.

All of those things are really cute if you really do them, and if you really have a girlfriend.

The big things are nice, but I tend to remember the little things more. It's better when it's not obvious that you're doing these things because people on the internet told you to.

Little things like kissing her on the head or on the hand or shit like that make it more like you're not going out of your way to be Prince Charming.

I think bitches love the little shit.

My last gf I did all those things and she was madly in love w/me. I didn't do very many big things, and I don't have much to bring to the plate so I attribute most of it to the little shit.

MOAR IDEAS!

Heh. I did that once.
I always used to jokingly say, "I love you, Chloe" to this chick I worked with, last year. Her and I were pretty fuckin' close, and everyone always thought we'd make a good couple. Anyway, every time, she'd always just laugh (perhaps slightly abashed, when her friends were about).
One lunch break, I wrote it on a napkin and handed it to her.
She handed it back to me, a second later, I love you too, Allen xxx written on it.
Jokingly making a big deal of it, I put it into my wallet and told her, "I'm not throwing this away; I'm keeping this, forever!"

A few months later, the day before I was to leave the country for Australia, I drove to work and slipped it into her windshield wiper, "I told you I'd keep it!" scribbled on it.

Wow, nice.

well its good to take em for a walk here and there.. they appreciate the exercise..

don't forget the little plastic baggies tho.. nobody likes steppin in shit.

OP is a nigger.

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You ought to spend some time here in Vegas, you'd see bad women can get in this world.