So Saturday night im at a bar with this girl i know, and we've hooked up quite a few times. Almost every time she sees me at a bar and she's drunk we'll make out and she'll ask me to come sleep over and i'll say "yeah, sure". Of course, we never actually end up sleeping together but i think its kind of obvious that she wants to; I dont know why we never follow up on it. She'll either dissapear for the rest of the night after that or hook up with some other dude. Like saturday she starts making out with me, asks me to sleep over... i go to the bathroom and when i come back she's kissing someone else!! Most people would probably get really pissed at that but im so fucking used to it by now, its not surprising at all.

Yes i know the girl is a total bitch and i shouldn't be wasting my time, but i just want to fuck her and get it over with. its not like i want to have a relationship or anything. fuck, its college, everything is informal and i dont expect a girl to be attached to me and only me. But christ! this is just fuckin degrading.

What a fucking whore.

Next time you're at the bar with her, flirt with everyone except her. If she calls you late at night tell her you're "a little busy". She'll either leave you alone or want you a lot more. The way I see it, you win either way.

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Surprise sex her, the next time she's wearing a mini.

As soon as she invites you to her house, go. That simple. You may be an idiot, sir.

Take her home and after tell her you have AIDs.

Douse her in salicyillic acid...For the lulz.

That.

Douse her in salicyillic acid...For the lulz.

Then that.

Uhh... aspirin?

Uhh... aspirin?

That's ASA, Acetylsalicylic, but nice try. More like OXY acne pads/etc.

Dude, why are you wasting your time if she's messing around like that, she wouldn't change in a relationship any, though I can't figure out why you'd want to get into one there.

i said i DONT want a relationship. I just want to fuck her! But every time we start hooking up, i'll leave her for a second and then i see her with someone else.


I could probably be more assertive but i dont want to seem desperate.

Find another chick. Or rape this one.

seems like you should pass on this one.. sounds like a vd playground.

It is simple. Next time you are making out grab her hand, lead her out of the bar and say 'You know how you always want a sleep over, well you get one tonight' Hop in a taxi and that's that. You gotta initiate that shit man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSJxvi767kQ

absorb.

She can make out with whoever the hell she wants.

Great way to get the STDz

Well I'm sure everyone has said it by now but... picking up a slutty girl... in a bar... when you know she has fucked most of everyone else in there is not a good idea. Sure it may just be a challenge now but it's unsafe.

Yes she's a slut but if you want to fuck her anyway don't leave her side. Stand by her all night then leave with her. There's no time for her to locate a new...victim...err lover.

I was once duped by the oldest looking 13 year old I've ever met. She introduced herself as 17 and talked me into fucking her after pulling out her enormous tits in my car and tugging on my peepee. She was fucking unbelievable.

i'll leave her for a second and then i see her with someone else.

So, the obvious thing would be ... leave her again next time and see if it happens again next time? HINT: It will. Wrong answer.

I was once duped by the oldest looking 13 year old I've ever met. She introduced herself as 17 and talked me into fucking her after pulling out her enormous tits in my car and tugging on my peepee. She was fucking unbelievable.
Awesome. How do you know it was 13?

And to the youtube: Also great. For such a fail thread its filled with alot of win.

Ok, you're askin for the clap... but anyway

Fuck her! Hurry up about it. Once you've fucked her, you'll forget about her. When you need to do is meet up with her later on in a night. Get her on her own and fuck her there and then, or at least ASAP.

Some other guy will proably thinf he was in there as he'd kissed her all night...:p

Condoms.

and try to get prescribed tetracycline for acne so you can cure the clap you're going to get from her. Yeah, it works for the clap, and it helps with acne. Go figure.

OP is so gonna catch the gondaherf.