OK, first a little intro,

For the last two weeks I've been seeing two girls and with both its been going into the more serious direction. I love women, they are both completely different and you wouldn't even consider the possibility that they are seeing the same guy. So what happened this Saturday: The classic two-dater syndrome! They both wanted to go out with me. There I was with only two options at my disposal. The first was to induce quantum mechanical super location, allowing me to be in two places at the same time or come up with some real good excuses. I pondered over these two options for a moment and decided to take my changes with excuses.

From here on lets call them Chick A (blonde, c-cup, bleu/greenish eye's, about my height) and Chick B (hot Asian chick, a head smaller then I am, thinly built, b-cup, cute glasses). I call chick A around 11 AM telling her I have to work for my dad that night, running some errands. She bought it immediately and I thought: so far so good. She did want to come over right away though and do something that afternoon. I told her that was okay and hung up. I called up chick B after that, running to my car starting the engine. I told chick B that I was running errands for my dad and it took all afternoon but that I had some time left in the evening to do something. She bought that like warm apple pie served with cream tipped hot chocolate on a cold winter day.

I thought I had it made, dating two girls on the same day and neither of them had a clue I was cheating on them both. Now that’s a sensation of invincibility I can tell you. The sheer evilness of the plan and getting away with it instils a frightening feeling of joy and satisfaction. Boy was I in for some hard work...

Punctual as always chick A arrived just after lunch and we went over to her place to "watch a movie". We skipped the DVD all together and I had the best sex I had since I did that 1* y/o in a tent, but that’s another story. She wasn't satisfied with a one-timer, no she wanted me to cum inside her and she said she could feel it flowing. Probably her imagination because it felt like dry-shot to me.

Anyway around 4 PM I told her I had to go to see my other date...I mean to drive errands with my mate. *kuch* No really, I almost blew my scheme with her. Around 6 I drive up the lawn at chick B's place. I come inside and what do you know!; Her folks are out of town. Me not so happy. She wanted sex of course. So there I was in a bed room, a hot Asian chick all hornied up waiting for me, her dream sex stallion, to prove what he's worth with a limp bone. I told her I was cold and tired *turns eyeballs* and she helped me getting it up. I did her doggy style first, so she couldn't see my aching face. She came three times on me and I had to perform twice.

Finally at home, I was wrecked. I sat down on the couch for a while, got back up and walked to the kitchen to treat myself to a nice cold beer. That numbed the tired muscles a bit but there was this pumping, pressing pain in my dick, all the way up to the top. I went into the bathroom to look for something, anything to relief my pain. I tried cold water but that just made it very small. Then I saw this stuff my mom always uses when she comes home from volleyball. It said: Tiger Balsam and some Chinese crap, for tired and aching muscles, and some more Chinese crap. What the heck, I have one very painful muscle right here! So take out this huge lump of yellowish jelly onto my right hand, I smell it...ooh nice smell of mint, put my hand down to my dick and just massage the warm stuff in. Hmmmm the smell, the warmth, so nice, the warmth, the warmth, the heat, what the fuck the heat! It felt like my dick was on fire! I rushed to get the water flowing and tried to wash it off but to no avail, the paste was so thickly applied it did not wash away with the water. I was dancing on my tows, reaching for towels and tissues, knocking of almost every bottle on the shelves, all breaking on the ground. Perfume and oils spilling everywhere. When I finally managed to take this crap of using a baby tissue, the moist and soft kind, I could start cleaning that crap up. I was so glad to finally be able to lie down in my warm bed. This is the worst...I thought and fell a sleep quickly.

and your question was....?

I'm not going to read all that, but my dick hurts too.

you deserve it

So you are basically a retard who put Tiger Balm on his penis. Wow, you fail at trolling.

That's karma, asshole.

You can't handle having sex 3 times in one day?

Oh well, that's what you get for being such a fucking idiot.

you deserve it

probaly

Most likely

That's karma, asshole.

possibly

I did the last one anal, that really hurt like hell :(

You fag, I can't believe you made me read that.
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Wow you must spend a lot of time here, since you apparently HAVE to read every thread that gets put in front of you ...moron.

To OP, you'll get fucked over eventually, cheating is a shit thing to do.

Wow you must spend a lot of time here, since you apparently HAVE to read every thread that gets put in front of you ...moron.

To OP, you'll get fucked over eventually, cheating is a shit thing to do.

You're an idiot.
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This thread is full of fail and stupid.

That's what you get for being a cunt.

Why does everybody have a grudge against cheating/double affiars?

Good job man. Did you go bareback?

your stupid
i hope it rotts off

haha good read

pics or.......

Take a fucking guess, douchebag.

I loved it! Very well written, especially the hot apple pie.

I also emphasize. With two girlfriends, I have been called on to perform thursday night, and again, and again, thursday before class, thursday between class, thursday night, thursday night, friday morning, friday between classes.... and then I just couldn't come. Not even from a titjob (best thing evar). It hurt and she was begging... I felt like a failure. So. Moral of the story: Don't go all night before a date with another girl that morning. Fake it if you have to.

Now, putting balm on it, that's just OP being a retard.

Dude, I don't understand how you almost fucked up...

many lulz at the story,

just one thing I can offer as advice...
seriously never put tiger-balm up your nostrils. :o

I did the last one anal, that really hurt like hell :(

Nice quadruple post, shithead. And the reason everyone has grudges against cheating because its a dumbass thing to do and you lose EVERYTHING in the end instead of keeping one for much longer, and you will get caught eventually, and I hope you get herpes from one of them.

Nice quadruple post, shithead. And the reason everyone has grudges against cheating because its a dumbass thing to do and you lose EVERYTHING in the end instead of keeping one for much longer, and you will get caught eventually, and I hope you get herpes from one of them.

Dude, I never get caught.