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 #1 
Old 2008-01-22, 22:24
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Default Nice fuys DONT finish last....

I've seen time and time again, with this so called classic battle of "what do women want in a guy?" that people say nice guys finish last.

Thats bullshit because I found this.... (http://www.eioba.com/a50637/how_to_get_girls_with_bad_boy_attitude_and_nice_gu y_style)


Forget everything else you heard....this is the only thing you need.
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Old 2008-01-22, 22:28
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You just need to know how to be a nice guy without being a tool/pushover.
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Old 2008-01-22, 22:39
AquaxMan AquaxMan is offline
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Originally Posted by extremeZ
You just need to know how to be a nice guy without being a tool/pushover.


qft. girls just don't like pussy's for the most part. its not so much being a badass as having a dynamic personality.
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Old 2008-01-22, 22:47
hojadepapel hojadepapel is offline
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Nice guys don't finish last, Scared guys finish last.
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Old 2008-01-22, 22:50
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Just as I was beginning to lose all hope, someone posts a life saver like this! Honestly, nothing can help me more than a load of vague hints like 'play on her wild side'!

Thanks, OP!
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Old 2008-01-22, 23:00
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

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Originally Posted by surprise buttsecks
Just as I was beginning to lose all hope, someone posts a life saver like this! Honestly, nothing can help me more than a load of vague hints like 'play on her wild side'!

Thanks, OP!


Lol. A brilliant idea is to push her into stuff. Not hard - just a nudge....say, into a puddle or something. Works brilliantly. I swear by it!
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Old 2008-01-22, 23:06
psuedogunslinger psuedogunslinger is offline
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If a guy says to himself "nice guys finish last" he isn't a nice guy, he's an asshole who dosen't have the self-confidence to be a bad boy. In fact he's even more of an asshole because he whines over the fact that women aren't giving him pussy for being "nice"

A real nice guy dosen't need to tell himself he's nice or prove it to a girl.
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Old 2008-01-22, 23:13
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Lol. A brilliant idea is to push her into stuff. Not hard - just a nudge....say, into a puddle or something. Works brilliantly. I swear by it!

Orrrrr....when crossing the street you and if your holding hand s just walk in front of a car and say "this is the end" and then run with her laughing at her
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Old 2008-01-22, 23:44
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This is older than the fucking Bible.
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Old 2008-01-23, 00:36
soro_one soro_one is offline
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One time I was with a girl and she admitted nice guys finish last, then me and my asshole buddy pulled her pants off an she was trying to keep them on half jokingly and we're just like na, fuck that, then double teamed her.

Who cares if your a nice guy or an asshole. I can be nice and I can be an asshole it depends on my mood. If your not getting pussy because your nice then your not nice, just a pussy.

"nice" guys like that are just push overs and blame everyone else for their problems. My dad was like that accept when you pissed him off he wouldn't hesitate to murder some one violently. My brothers like that to but he found a girl thats a pushover too so it worked out good for him I guess.

I just learned from their mistakes.

Today I met up with my mom and we were having lunch and the waiter was giving me "the look" and my mom pointed it out I was just like I honestly don't give a fuckkkkk and she said girls love that, an that's why she got with her first husband before my dad. I ended up getting the DIGITSSS in the end anyways. I'm not gonna call her thoguh. :)
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Old 2008-01-23, 00:39
Joe Cool Joe Cool is offline
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This article does hold quite a bit of truth. I'd say it's a good reference for a starting point.
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Old 2008-01-23, 01:28
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Say something risqu , and grin when her mouth drops. They may act shocked, even offended, but believe me: they LOVE it when you tease.


Hehe I could imagine that.

Me:You Have a terrible ass and need a tan.
Her: *jaw drops*
Me: Jeeze You have horrible breath as well.*Grins*
Me: *Suprised at her walking away*
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Old 2008-01-23, 01:29
GatorWarrior GatorWarrior is offline
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Today I met up with my mom and we were having lunch and the waiter was giving me "the look" and my mom pointed it out I was just like I honestly don't give a fuckkkkk and she said girls love that, an that's why she got with her first husband before my dad. I ended up getting the DIGITSSS in the end anyways. I'm not gonna call her thoguh. :)

You got your mom's digits?Confused
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Old 2008-01-23, 03:54
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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Hehe I could imagine that.

Me:You Have a terrible ass and need a tan.
Her: *jaw drops*
Me: Jeeze You have horrible breath as well.*Grins*
Me: *Suprised at her walking away*

That's not teasing. That's insulting.

saying something like: "those shoes are nice....did you buy them new?" is teasing.

"Your shoes look old and crappy" is insulting.

A fine line sometimes, but when you land them its all good :D
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Old 2008-01-23, 04:14
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lol@the linked article

ppl actually go online to read about how to get women?

losers
 #16 
Old 2008-01-23, 04:29
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

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Originally Posted by surprise buttsecks
Just as I was beginning to lose all hope, someone posts a life saver like this! Honestly, nothing can help me more than a load of vague hints like 'play on her wild side'!

Thanks, OP!


Lol. The sarcasm is tasty.
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Old 2008-01-23, 05:54
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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So, nice 'fuys' can only end up better or get anywhere by not acting like nice guys? I see...
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Old 2008-01-23, 06:46
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Originally Posted by Terror Alert
I've seen time and time again, with this so called classic battle of "what do women want in a guy?" that people say nice guys finish last.

Thats bullshit because I found this.... (http://www.eioba.com/a50637/how_to_get_girls_with_bad_boy_attitude_and_nice_gu y_style)


Forget everything else you heard....this is the only thing you need.


bullshit. i'm in a very happy relationship, and finishing last is a VERY good thing to learn.
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Old 2008-01-23, 06:55
Pnevma Pnevma is offline
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I'm a pretty nice fuy, and I always finish last.
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Old 2008-01-23, 07:00
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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bullshit. i'm in a very happy relationship, and finishing last is a VERY good thing to learn.

No. That's bullshit. I, too, am in a very happy relationship, and the only advice I can give is that sex should be a fuckin' race to the finish line.

If the bitch starts to enjoy herself, and it seems like she's ahead, smack her around a little, and you'll be back on track to the winner's podium.
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Old 2008-01-23, 17:57
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

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Originally Posted by Terror Alert
I've seen time and time again, with this so called classic battle of "what do women want in a guy?" that people say nice guys finish last.

Thats bullshit because I found this.... (http://www.eioba.com/a50637/how_to_get_girls_with_bad_boy_attitude_and_nice_gu y_style)


Forget everything else you heard....this is the only thing you need.


i was thinkin that link was gona be a blow up doll or somethin
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Old 2008-01-23, 18:04
jvm222 jvm222 is offline
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Honestly i got the first 4 out of 5 things going for me. The last one...what can i say? Women can break me down. Especially if I have strong feelings for one.
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Old 2008-01-23, 18:38
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

So basically, don't act like a pussy, have respect (self), have confidence, stand up for yourself, and have a sense of humor, I would've thought a lot of that was common sense/normal, but alright. O_o
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Old 2008-01-23, 20:42
thendoftheline thendoftheline is offline
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

how about dont play the waiting game.. go out there, be aggressive, and be yourself. theres gonna be like 1 or two or 10 good ones out there for you right now..

if you dont like their little games, dont play their little games and just cut to the chase. fabricate yourself a comfort zone.

theres a difference between a nice guy, and a guy that doesnt put himself out there.

..or are we talkin about who cums first.. cuz yeah it shoult be her if you wanna be a nice guy..
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Old 2008-01-23, 21:18
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

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Originally Posted by Orange_Crusader
So basically, don't act like a pussy, have respect (self), have confidence, stand up for yourself, and have a sense of humor, I would've thought a lot of that was common sense/normal, but alright. O_o


Indeed
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Old 2008-01-23, 21:26
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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It might be good advice, but it won't change guys lives. You can't get confidence from a half arsed article, you get it by experience. So get out there and start living.
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Old 2008-01-23, 21:30
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Originally Posted by BluryVision
It might be good advice, but it won't change guys lives. You can't get confidence from a half arsed article, you get it by experience. So get out there and start living.


However, it is good advice for so many of the "I can't find a girl, what am I doing wrong?" crowd. Some guys, since the advent of feminism creeping into our culture, might be tricked into thinking that women these days now want a fawning bitch, instead of a real man. They need a little education and a lot of confidence if they are to break out of this confining and ultimately cock-blocking mindset.
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Old 2008-01-23, 21:45
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Yes, the guys need to break out of this arse kissing mind frame. I still think learning the hard way is the way to go though, cause it is bliss when you come through the other side.
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Old 2008-01-23, 22:08
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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I'm a mean guy and I make her cum first.

BAM!
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Old 2008-01-23, 22:41
MarcusAurelius MarcusAurelius is offline
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I might be talking out my ass here

but in my opinion here are 3 things you should avoid with girls:

3. Don't appear needy, or clingy. Girls want a boyfriend...not a stalker.

2. Don't let her push you around. When she meets a guy who doesn't get pushed around by her...she's going to dump your ass quicker than she can give the other guy her phone number.

1. Don't be weak. A muscle man pushes your girl at the movies, and you're a 135 pound geek? Prepare for a beating, if you don't stand up to that chump, you're losing the girl. If you try and lose, she'll still thinks the sun shines out your ass. Girls aren't stupid, she'll be mightily impressed by the idea that you put your skinny ass on the line for her honor...it means you have balls. Life in general is like a prison cell-block, if you let people walk over you, you're going to end up with a crown that has bitch written across on it.
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Old 2008-01-24, 08:23
MH-iforgotmypassword MH-iforgotmypassword is offline
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Default Re: Nice fuys DONT finish last....

1. Don't be weak. A muscle man pushes your girl at the movies, and you're a 135 pound geek? Prepare for a beating, if you don't stand up to that chump, you're losing the girl. If you try and lose, she'll still thinks the sun shines out your ass. Girls aren't stupid, she'll be mightily impressed by the idea that you put your skinny ass on the line for her honor...it means you have balls. Life in general is like a prison cell-block, if you let people walk over you, you're going to end up with a crown that has bitch written across on it.

You never know. Something about a 135 pound whiteling coming on with confidence and agression scares the alphamales. So you may manage to convince him that you are psychotic, and win the fight that way.

And any article that says "nice guys don't finish last by acting like bad guys" is really saying "nice guys don't finish last because they turn into bad guys or never finish"
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Old 2008-01-24, 18:10
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Like attracts like, a nice guy will get a girl with the same conciousness as himself. I.e A low-self-esteemed girl. The problem is they're both too fuckin' shy to talk to each other!
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Old 2008-01-24, 19:22
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Like attracts like, a nice guy will get a girl with the same conciousness as himself. I.e A low-self-esteemed girl. The problem is they're both too fuckin' shy to talk to each other!


Quoted for truth.
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Old 2008-01-24, 20:42
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Girls aren't stupid

False.
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Old 2008-01-24, 21:14
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False.

Fact!
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Old 2008-01-26, 06:08
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Hehe I could imagine that.

Me:You Have a terrible ass and need a tan.
Her: *jaw drops*
Me: Jeeze You have horrible breath as well.*Grins*
Me: *Suprised at her walking away*

this

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