Disclaimer: These questions are coming from an anal virgin; please refrain from flaming me if they are retarded.

Does anal sex fuck up your ass? Like if you do it too much, does your ass get so loose that shit just falls out of it? Is it like a vagina, where after a while it sort of tightens back up again? I had more questions, but apparently I forgot a few of them. Oh well, I'm going to sleep soon, so I'll post them tomorrow when I think of them.

Yeah it does fuck up your ass if you do it too much.


Just don't shove anything bigger than your arm up there and you should be fine ;)

it should toughen back up.
since what you are weakening w/ anal sex is the sphincter muscle down there.

After a while, it'll be back to normal.

Oddly enough I've heard the opposite, as long as you don't do it badly (no lube/etc.) then it can actually 'exercise' the sphincter and make it work.. better. :\

Afterwards, it does return to its normal state, it won't stay loosened up or anything apparently.

Well, depending on your diet, you probably have something about that size passing by your sphincter on a fairly regular basis anyway.

Just don't go spending all day with a cucumber stuck up there or anything.

Ask me again in 10 years, and I should have an answer.

Lube, relaxation, lube, slow, lube, partner that cares, lube, partner that's willing to listen, lube, enjoyment, sleep.

I've been told that it doesn't hurt when done properly.

You've picked a good subject for a girl to be heard talking about! :p

I've read/heard that AT(hexxth) is best after a Big "O". The woman's not the man's. As she is bound to be more relaxed afterwards. As she is bound to be more chipper that way? As chipper as a woman who's had a mess of excellent potaters of...any excellent style? Like...?

That went from good advice, to ????? in no time, I like your posts.

That went from good advice, to ????? in no time, I like your posts.

Do you knows? That in the &tot toolbar....^^^^^ is a button "New Posts"? It allowed me to see that ol' (Fertile) Eggy had posted in OI about making homemade chips.

This let me easily, wonkily make the mental link between potato/chip deliciousness & the AT. 'Specially as I was eating Chips d'Corn at the time. Now...Cd'C are quite good...!?

Their major problem? They are not Cd'P's!!! :(

Do you knows? That in the &tot toolbar....^^^^^ is a button "New Posts"? It allowed me to see that ol' (Fertile) Eggy had posted in OI about making homemade chips.

This let me easily, wonkily make the mental link between potato/chip deliciousness & the AT. 'Specially as I was eating Chips d'Corn at the time. Now...Cd'C are quite good...!?

Their major problem? They are not Cd'P's!!! :(

Brilliant.

God I could use some Cd'P's right now...roasted chicken, anyone?

Most important is that YOU really want it cos the idea of it turns you on and NOT just because you want to please him.

Done right it can give you orgasms like you won't believe (I've known girls who can only come that way),done wrong it'll traumatise you for life.

Next time you wank try putting a well lubed finger in and see if it heightens things. If it doesn't I'd say you probably shouldn't do it yet.

Lot of women get off on the 'forbidness' of it or the submissive/dirty element.If you don't then again its probably not for you.

I knew it was only a matter of time before eggs asked about anal. Yay me.:)

hahaha... its so weird that there would be a thread about anal sex today.
I have nothing to add to the topic experience-wise... fuck man, i'm still a virgin in general terms, let alone my anus.

Aaaanyways, today i had an interesting run in with an old aquaintance. Mind you i am 15, she is 16.
I was hanging around with a friend of mine when i saw this aquaintance of mine. She looked as though she had been crying (she's had it pretty rough, has been kicked out of her home, is now living at some teen refuge, just broke up with her boyfriend, has had more abortions than she can count... so its not all that unlikely to see her upset), her eyes were watery and red. I immiediate asked her whether anything was wrong. She replied "oh no, i've just got moisturiser and baby oil in my eyes". My friend and i looked at each other and then looked back at her and asked why.
She said "fuck man, ask kameron... i just lost my anal virginity".
Always an interesting conversation starter.

Not overly relevant to the thread but i found it rather amusing and wished to share it with everyone

Do you knows? That in the &tot toolbar....^^^^^ is a button "New Posts"? It allowed me to see that ol' (Fertile) Eggy had posted in OI about making homemade chips.

Okay that's creepy and stalker-like. Only I am allowed to stalk posters like that!

And her crisps were quite succesfull, thankyouverymuch.



On topic, I dont know.

I don't even have anyone to consider doing it with right now, this is all just out of curiosity. Althought I would like to try it at least once, one day.

I don't even have anyone to consider doing it with right now, this is all just out of curiosity. Althought I would like to try it at least once, one day.

Well, let me know when. I'm there.

Well, the vagina returns to its previous shape because it's muscular, right?

Your anal sphincter is also a muscle, and is built to contract and relax regularly. If you're not putting anything huge in there on a regular basis it shouldnt be permanently damaged.

The way I see it, its like stretching say, your calve or hamstring. It may be slightly weakened -right- after (hence why some people say not to stretch too much before you exercise) but it soon returns to normal, maybe even slightly more flexible.

...If that made any sense at all.

Basically, stretching and working a muscle shouldnt permanently weaken it, and if anything might strengthen it.

One thing which was already said and I must emphasise is that you should be relaxed and want to do it. It will honestly make it a lot less painful.

Just slip a finger in there once or twice a day/week, like in the shower or something.

May feel kinda weird the first time, especially if it comes out brown. I don't know hen these times are but try it when your ass doesn't have any shit in it. Remember, shit is stored in the rectum not in the anal cavity, so you should be ok most of the time.

Anyway, if you get the right lube, your fingers won't stink of shit anyway, only the lube. Also, don't use any lube that remotely burns the skin because your ass isn't covered like your hands. For example don't use hand soap, shampoo etc as this will burn your ass off.

Phew. I'm knackered after that.

I don't even have anyone to consider doing it with right now, this is all just out of curiosity. Althought I would like to try it at least once, one day.

Well you can always try it a bit on your own and see if it feels nice.

You could also make a video of it, so that we can let you know if you're doing anything wrong. :D

Does anal sex fuck up your ass? Like if you do it too much, does your ass get so loose that shit just falls out of it?

Yes, it can be quite serious (eg. anal prolapse) and require surgery. Although in most cases it won't be that bad and you will just fart more and have larger bowel movements.

Is it like a vagina, where after a while it sort of tightens back up again?

No.

Yes, it can be quite serious (eg. anal prolapse) and require surgery. Although in most cases it won't be that bad and you will just fart more and have larger bowel movements.



No.

^ Troll.

The ass will return back to normal within 24 hours assuming you don't tear/rip/destroy anything.

^ Troll.

The ass will return back to normal within 24 hours assuming you don't tear/rip/destroy anything.

You're an idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_prolapse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissures

You're an idiot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_prolapse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissures

Did you actually read those articles first?

Absolutely nothing about anal sex or insertion was mentioned as a cause in prolapse, and fissures are prevented by not having dry anal sex with overly large objects.

You're an idiot.

Baby oil isn't a good anal lube is it? You want something like Astroglide if using a rubber. Some people like Crisco if they're going in bareback.

MrMannykins? Did your friend say whether it was worthwhile & if she enjoyed it? I hope her choice of lube worked out... :(

i think it was alright... she didn't say it was overly painful or anything... but as it was simply passing conversation we didn't get into it all that much.
One thing i do know that she wasn't all that happy about is that it was a sort of one night stand thing. She would have much prefered to have lost her anal virginity to someone who actually cared about her and didn't just want to get laid that day...

When you're drowning in the ocean?

Even one of those thousands of ship-lost little rubber duckies, will look like a godsend... Won't take long to discover? It's not much comfort, won't save you, but? If it's all you can see... :(

http://www.seasabres.com/%5CSafty-education%5CEducation%5Cother%5Cduckies.htm

Whore.

I do anal fairly regularly with my girlfriend and it gets her off pretty well. It took a while to get into, but it's now quite mutually enjoyed.

Another question that I just thought of: If your asshole expands when you poo, why does it hurt to have anal sex or to put stuff in there? Why can't it just stretch out like it does when you're pooing?

Cause its coming out, not in.

Record a video of yourself taking a shit.

Take said recording, and watch it in reverse. Does that look natural at all to you?

That's exactly what your body is thinking too.

Eh.. it sorta does, except it's designed as a one-way road, so it's more difficult to get anything up there than out. Hence excessive amounts of lube are a good idea.

Why is it different? Just imagine measuring the in/out of said dickypoo. Inches in/inches out. 100x in/100x out = 100'

Now imagine even going for the 'outs'? That's 50'! When was the last 50' dump you took? Did it clog the can?

ps Pic of said little pink pooper plz. Thnks.