You know that conversation at the beginning of Swingers where Ron Livingston says that girls have a way of not coming back till you've completely forgot about them....he was right. Every time a girl breaks up with me, they don't re-enter my life till I've completely forgot about them. I also go through the phases where I pretend to forget as well, and it doesn't help. Crazy eh? Swingers is the best fucking comedy of all time.