just making this post to see if u guys like fat or flat asses better on a female.

I don't like a fat-ass, and I don't like it flat either. I like her with a bit of meat down there. Enough to grab and shake it around.

5char.

This.

But if anything, fat rather than flat if I had to choose one extreme.

Does the flat one have any shape? I prefer a bit of fat, but not that much.

Full of win!

Most definetly a fat ass. Who wants to see a flat ass? I mean honestly...

Indeed.

Orly?

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat_ass.jpg

vs

http://www.softgreenglow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spankable107.jpg

Both google results for "fat ass" and "flat ass" respectably.

http://www.realgf.com/galleries/l006/butts/img/keyrabooty51.jpg

http://www.realgf.com/galleries/l006/butts/img/keyrabooty52.jpg

Thats a nice ass.

somewhere in the middle??

But if anything, fat rather than flat if I had to choose one extreme.

5char

An ass with some shape (not cottage cheese) to it, that isn't flat or indented. Fat or flabby isn't nice either, though. So yeah, somewhere in between really, but with less fat.

http://www.softgreenglow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spankable107.jpg

Perfection.

preferably toned ass. Honestly, asses are not something I even find attractive, I've only been truly aroused by a girl's ass once and I can't explain why, as I don't know what a "nice ass" even is.

To me, a girl having a nice ass is as important as them having a nice rack.

To me, a girl having a nice ass is as important as them having a nice rack.

This saddens me. :(

To me, a girl having a nice ass is as important as them having a nice rack.

Heavily agreed.

To me, a girl having a nice ass is as important as them having a nice rack.

Maybe even more so for me, as there's a decent range of rack types and sizes I'll accept or can look good, but I'm pretty choosy when it comes to asses.

This saddens me. :(

Pics or it didn't happen.

I can't answer your original question.

I can just say i know when i see a nice ass. I prefer them to be non-flat.

To me, a girl having a nice ass is more important then them having a nice rack.

Fixed.

To me, a girl having a nice ass is as important as them having a nice rack.

I agree. I've been with girls who have either all tits or all ass. It wasn't until my current girlfriend that she has perfect proportions of both. Bigger tits but her ass is wonderful, it's lovely and firm, it smiles at me. The ass and the tits rank 50/50.

Orly?

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat_ass.jpg

vs

http://www.softgreenglow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spankable107.jpg

Both google results for "fat ass" and "flat ass" respectably.
if you google flat ass,find that pick an read the article..the picture is not a flat ass

you can be morbidly obese and still have a flat ass, and be skinny as all hell and still be able to wiggle it with the sistaz

if you google flat ass,find that pick an read the article..the picture is not a flat ass

Well point is, I doubt anyone would take the first pic over the second, even if the second one was of a flat ass.

A nice, toned ass.

For instance:
http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~kfisher2/index_files/Vida%20Guerra%20nice.jpg

That's a perfect example of a fat, toned ass. Takes a bit of imagination, eh?

Personally, i'm sick of curves. It's great having a girlfriend with 14DD tits, but it gets wearing after a while. Luckily the girl i'm going out with now is slender. And greek. And fucked in the head.

Anywho, I prefer a relatively small ass. Obviously not baby-sized, but, how do i put this, cute. Big enough to arouse me without making me feel like a pedo, but small enough to slap around and/or dominate.

Wow, ass has came up way to much in this topic.

ASS LOLZ:p

Give me a nice round, shapely ass any day!

You all know you want some of this:
http://www.deelishisbooty.com/images/buffie-the-booty.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1192/572833733_4ae9e50d9b.jpghttp://www.buffiethebodypictures.com/images/buffie-da-body.jpg

the hell is a 14DD? band sizes only go as low as 24 here, and thats hard to find..

the hell is a 14DD?

A newborn baby with really huge tits??

Lol, r u jk or lol?

I'll take the flatter variety. Ghetto asses disgust me.

the hell is a 14DD? band sizes only go as low as 24 here, and thats hard to find..

yes.. explain this...with pictures
edits

i googled an australian sized got from 6 to 25

but still..show picks

I would burn some coal...

It's not about size, it's about shape and consistency. Too soft and too toned are both possible.

small and tight. flat just means she hasnt squatted enough.

be careful if your girl have very toned ass. They rips(the skin between upper ass cheek, not asshole) easily.

Ideally: Agustina Keyra.

RL: Not flat, not phat. But leaning more towards the flat rather than the phat.

Fat over flat, though you can go too far..

i like em shapely but compact.. but yeah ill take some curves over no curves..

when i said fat i didn't mean huge just something a bit wiggly usually not cottage cheese but sometimes a bit.

I have a big bum and I've never had any complaints. My boyfriend likes to slap my ass and watch it jiggle. I enjoy it as well, lol. I like juicy bums, but I guess I'm a bit biased, lol. I find backs with cracks quite unattractive.

Why would you tell us this...then not post pics.

You know your almost obligated to do so.

i love fat asses, i wont date a girl with a wasteline of less than 40"

FUCKING HELL!......Look at that BADONKIDONK

it looks like a tranny i saw in a bathroom of a mickyD's in the village

...FAT ASSES PLZ...

But truly, it depends on the girl.

...but yeah.




And for the record, Sick Boy is Hotness.

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Thanks, I appreciate that.

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Thanks, I appreciate that.

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Dude...apologies. Post shall be edited.

im the first person in this thread to post baby got back? you people dissapoint me. My friend can play it on acoustic guitar.

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

get em like the letter P...p-hat(Phat).

Girls seem to act a bit harder knowing that they have a nice ass(not flat) and nice tits (also not flat).

Why would you tell us this...then not post pics.

You know your almost obligated to do so.

There was a picture of my ass in the picture thread. But apparently it is too offensive for photobucket...lawl

Dude...apologies. Post shall be edited.

thanks.

There was a picture of my ass in the picture thread. But apparently it is too offensive for photobucket...lawl

Repost it, NAO!

And tits. :(

AND vagina

And feet. For, you know, the foot fetishists on Totse, whoever they may be...