My girl wants to go on BC and wants to know whats the best one to go on.

She wants one that will:
a)make her tits bigger
b)make her skin not have acne (or at least not make her have acne)
c)make her not be fat (or at least not make her become fat)
d)make her not be bitchy (or at least not make her become bitchy)

And she would also like a birth control pill like seasonal that only lets her have 4 periods a year.

Suggestions?

I'm pretty sure you're talking about something called a miracle. If I knew of a pill that did all that I would market it and sell it to every bitch in the world. Tell her ot go see a gyno, because you two definitely BC, your offspring would be dumb as shit.

This is true.
No such pill exists!



Anyway, you see THIS (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1504024) thread? The spankingly obvious and very much at the top of the page stickied thread?
It's quite quite usefull.