TL/DR's: summary at the end of the post...

OK, first off: I know this isn't a great idea, but it's the best I can do. Every single attempt I've made to get hold of Adderall, Dex, or any other decent ADD med -that you Yanks get easy as hell, you lucky fucks! - to help me study, has failed.

I have to cram as much info as possible into my brain, for an exam in less than 12 hours, and I've got no option but to pull an all-nighter.

This is the only 'stimulant' stuff I do have:

-20 fucking mgs of Ritalin (was included as a freebie with an IOP order)
-Provigil (VERY effective for keeping me awake. However, does nothing for focus or memory intake/retention)
-Boost (Glucose chocolate bars) - I just like them lol
-4 caffeine tablets (I know it's even worse than the Ritalin, but my flatmate offered it just in case I did want it)
-And 0.8-0.9g of good blow (that I was saving for after the damn exams, lol)

This is where the 'expert advice' of BLTC comes in. I was thinking of ingesting the blow in capsules, so that it's more 'sustained'-as opposed to: snort a line, peak, high wears off, repeat. Continue till blow is gone.

If I were to divide it up between 8 capsules (0.1 in each) and take one per hour, would it be at all similar to XR ADD meds? I want to be focused, able to concentrate, and actually retain/recall information. Or would oral ingestion just be a waste? I'm not worried about wasting the money I spent on it; I just wanna know if I should even bother trying.

I have to memorise as much course material as possible over the next 8 hours...please give me ANY useful help/tips! Although, flame away if you must...

Additional information which may/not be useful: I have plenty of valium, so if the general consensus is that oral ingestion would be effective, I would be able to take a low dose of valium (10-20mgs) after the last coke cap, just to take the edge off the comedown (which I'm guessing wouldn't be very harsh anyway; given ROA, and that dose admin-and therefore blood concentration levels-would be more or less constant).

TL/DR's: Would putting 0.8g of good blow into capsules, with approx 0.1 in each (and taking 1 per hour), have a similar mental/memory/concentration effect to ADD meds? It's the best I can do :( Or is oral blow useless, so I should therefore not bother, instead take shitloads of Provigil, stay awake as long as possible, and read as much course material as possible?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat
go buy this, it's not legal in teh U.S., but it is in the UK

very good though

Too late for that-it's 2:40am.

I am seriously screwed...

If you start doing lines now you might have crammed enough info to do well.

If all else fails just bust it out on your desk.

that Hexderine stuff in Benzedrex inhalers are a decent enough stim for times when your in dire need of energy, i'd say try em out..

how the fuck does khat help you study?

The thing is, I don't need 'energy' - I'm wide fucking awake (a combination of Provigil + LOTS of stress). I haven't had any blow, and I don't think I'll bother.

I'm awake enough to actually read all the books, notes etc, that I need, but when I try to recall it (only 15 fucking minutes afterwards) I can't remember shit. My mind literally goes blank. I need something that lets me actually memorise what I'm reading. Goddamn it-why do none of my sources have Adderall? Bastards...I would pay out of my ass for it.

Screw it. I've got about 6 hours to cram in as much reading as I possibly can. Hopefully, most (if not all) of it gets into my subconscious memory, and once I start the exam, I'll write a fucking genius essay.... wish me luck :(

So...anyone got any (legal) suggestions for high-income jobs that don't require a degree?

I know exactly what you should do. Open the door to your room/house/etc, and slam it on your fingers as hard as you can. Do it on the hand that you write with. Then all you need is to call the ambulance and stay in the hospital. That way you get to miss class for a few days, get a script, and you'll have some extra time to get a stimulant that will help you out for your retake.

Or, ya' know, you can just study like the regular student. You'll get the information down eventually. But personally, I think the first one sounds like a much better plan.;)

Or, ya' know, you can just study like the regular student. You'll get the information down eventually.

Oh well, looks like this thread is gonna be filled with replies like "You should have worked harder to start with, then you wouldn't be in this situation..."

Trust me, I did work. I didn't go home at all over the Christmas break. I spent over a month (alone) in my uni flat, revising as much as I could, cos I knew how important these exams are. Being the only person (in a block of 250) still there on Christmas day is pretty fucking depressing.

I'm not gonna bother with the coke, so don't need any more responses. Mods, feel free to close.

Yeah if you're test is a long one i wouldn't bother with the coke either

Coke study is more effective for me when i do the test on coke to

I don't have much to say, but I would like to point out that not sleeping before a test is pretty much the worst thing you can do...

- Tom

It's probably too late now, but oral meth would help.

No!

Bad idea!

Cocaine is a powerful vasoconstrictor, and believe it or not, you can actually die from eating large enough quantities.

.1g is probably not going to kill you, but still, not safe.

Also, it's not absorbed well at all this way.

And, to top it off, coke is absolute shit for studying. Don't take too much caffeine, either. 150-200mgs TOPS. More than that will fucking kill any focus you might have.

Rail 10mg ritalin, it helps a bit. More than coke, anyway. The comedown is utter shit, even from 10mgs. Rail the other 10mg 90 minutes later.

3.5g of speed is only £20.

Yeah, and how much of it is actual speed?

Yeah, and how much of it is actual speed?

About .4g if you're very lucky.