I was going to ask this in the Drug Test forum, but you don't get much of a response there.

I don't get watched for my drug tests so to make a long story short, I was drunk as hell yesterday and my friend offered me a blunt and i smoked it, my test is tomorrow so obviously I will fail it.

But my cousin who is clean offered to piss for me, does it matter that I am male and she is female, or not at all?

also does it matter how old the piss is that you use for the test?

I am planning on getting it today and putting it in a condom and tieing it tight and taping it to my leg to keep it warm before the test?

no, it doesnt matter if youre male or female. if you keep the piss cold it should last a good while.

what to do-

put piss in small container. wrap in one of those handwarmers on the bottle 2 hours prior to test. crotch bottle of piss until drug test, this will get the piss to a high enough temperature to where it will look and smell fresh.

remember, all youve got is a few hours before the piss becomes stale if you dont keep it cold.

Thank you very much pope

So I should refrigerate the bottle until 2 hours prior to test and then wrap it in a hand warmer and crotch it

We don't have an Official drug test thread so people can post here anyway if tyhey don't like the turn around time on answers.

WTF makes you so special?

Next time you post outside you will get a temp ban.