Ta-da, it was my third date with her.

She was an exceptionally cute girl.. with a very bubbly personality. Spontaneous, entertaining, funny.. smart, and expressive. She was all that, and I was really getting into her.

So yesterday, Friday, I invited her for dinner, which I promised to cook. I decided to grill some salmon, mushroom and asparagus. I got started 6:30 ish, and by 7, I had a hot meal in the oven and two bottles of chardonnay on the table.

She came over around the time I finished cooking. Everything was looking very nice.. until - she can't eat sea food. And because of some teacher's blabber about mushrooms being fungi, she can't eat those either.

So.. naturally, we start naming our favorite foods.. sushi.. burrito, we go on and on, and agree on hot wings. There's a pretty good chain store called Buffalo Wild Wings & Grill in my state.. and that's where we called.

I ordered two boxes, 12 wings in each. Usually I eat around 30 wings, but I didn't want to get myself too full with her around.

We both went and picked it up.. had a fun time in the car telling each other stories.. came back, and ate hot wings with white wine.

Wonderful date, I thought.

We then cuddled on the sofa.. watched Snatch, which was my favorite movie that I wanted to show her. She liked it.. we cuddled even more.. it was good all warm and cozy.

After the movie was over, it was 10 ish. We started making out intensely, and I knew how the night was going to end. I gave her a piggy back ride to my bedroom, and kissed her after setting her on the bed.

We took off each other's shirt.. I took her jeans off and saw a really cute blue panties. I kissed her around.. lala, the usual foreplay.

I reach over to my drawer when the time came.. and wa-la, I don't have any condoms. She looked a bit disappointed when I told her so. I asked her if she wanted to drive to CVS with me, and she agreed. So we got back into our clothes, and walked to the door..

That's when she shouted my name, and stopped me. "I found something!" I walk to her, and under the dark gloomy night, there she was - holding a square package that looked like a condom wrapper.

But she was getting on her knees.. and I was getting confused. She unzipped my pants, unbuttoned them, and pulled it down. She reached for my penis under my boxers, massaged it and pulled it down.

She then ripped the wrapper with her mouth. I was just about to tell her that maybe we could just fuck on the bed, instead of the middle of the dining room.

And I feel this wetness around my penis.. it's not a mouth, it's not a hand.. but it's wet and careful, caressing my penis gently.

I looked down after the first few seconds. And then I realized, she was massaging my cock with a hand-wash cloth paper that came with the buffalo wings..

She continued to massage my cock gently, while lipping my balls and rubbing it on her face.. I must say, it was rather enjoyable.

After seven minutes or so with her rubbing my cock with her gentle hands and on her face, I told her I was going to cum soon. She looked up, smiled, and gave my purple head a big wet kiss, followed by a wet suck.

I cummed straight into her mouth.

I kissed her afterwards, and we cuddled on the sofa more, falling asleep as we re-played Snatch.

Good job.
Normally bragging on Totse isn't accepted, however I found your post well written and enjoyable, good job.

Tl;dr.

This.

Wasn't the napkin cold, though?

Yeah, strangely good read.

sounds like fun and you should be a writer

that made me laugh thanks NUMJUM

those fold up napkins that Bdubs has don't they contain some sort of alcohol-based cleaning agent?

I mean good story I'm sure it felt good at the time but I really cannot imagine how I would like to have a cold wet EZ wipe napkin rubbed over my junk... but good job

Cool?

So did you find a condom or not? I got confused there.

You watched Snatch twice in one night!

Good man :D

You have got yourself a decent woman right there! Nice job. Good luck with her man!

Wait I dont get it, she opened the condom, but didn't put it on?
Or she put it on but only gave you a blowjob?
Huh?

Either, hi-fives are in order once you've sorted that out for me 8)

The packet was a wipe that came with the buffalo wings... duh...

As I read this story, I gently poured some astroglide on my cock and hands, while massaging my balls with my right hand. My dick swelled up, standing full salute in anticipation. I transposed myself into the story, imagining those lips of hers forming a tight seal around my cock, while her tongue gently caressed the underside of my cock, making little circles when she got to the head. As my cock started to throb, I could feel a power gushing up into my shaft, like a garden hose when the water is turned on... faster and faster... i could see myself using her ears to face fuck her... until finally, I cummed into a kleenex. It was one of those orgasms where it feels like your soul was blown out of your body and your legs suddenly have no strength, and you forget that you're a human being and feel like raw, wild carnal animal. And now I have pleasured myself to this story. Congratulations, she's the girl that just keeps on giving.

I cummed straight into her mouth.

I kissed her afterwards

Nasty

I looked down after the first few seconds. And then I realized, she was massaging my cock with a hand-wash cloth paper that came with the buffalo wings..



When you got to this part, I half expected you to say "unfortunately, it was used", and as such, lulz would ensue as your peehole was burned by teh wing sawce.

Anyhow, good story. And kudos on the movie choice. ;) I find Boondock Saints is also a winner with girls. Don't ask me why.

The packet was a wipe that came with the buffalo wings... duh...

OOOOH!
I see XD

High five then!

whou-psch!

After the movie was over, it was 10 ish. We started making out intensely, and I knew how the night was going to end. I gave her a piggy back ride to my bedroom, and kissed her after setting her on the bed.


I thought that part was cute :)

You gotta tell me where in ohio you find chicks that jerk you off with towelettes.

And kudos on the movie choice. ;) I find Boondock Saints is also a winner with girls. Don't ask me why.

I second the props.

However, I think the movies might work well b/c girls would rather just get it on already than watch them :p.

wtf state do you live in if you have smart, bubbly, cute brlads and buffalo wild wings too? we have the latter in delaware, but i guess i don't get out to the university enough maybe?

*pours a glass of LMAONADE*