So I was reading the Feb issue of Maxim and on page 28 in the box labled "The Rise of Scum" in the pic there is the bottle of jenkem with the yellow label that says "Jenkem pickwick totse" ...random

pickwick...

may he live forever as the first kid in a developed country to huff his own shit...

lulz..

I want to be famous. Maybe I should Huff my shit and post pix/vids on the internetz...

bullshit

Someone made this thread in SG. IIRC pics/proof were not posted and the thread died as all such threads should.

As a reader of Maxim I find this midly funny and surely neat in the "wow jenkem+picked & TOTSE all featured in Maxim) is just wild...

What the fuck ever happened to pickwick anyways, If I were him I'd of been trying to sue all those news outlets for putting my picture all over the screen...

Haha, wow. Fuck.

If this is true, I *really* wanna see some scans.

Anyone in teh BLTC subscribe to Maxim?

someone said they saw the same thing in skateboard magazine 'Slap'.

pics plz

Pickwick is a winner, he did very fucking well, whether or not he actually did it, it doesn't matter, he has been on many news channels, millions of people know what jenkem is, and who he is!

I would love to be him, open up a mainstream magazine, and see that you have had an affect!

I love it!

Crazy kids and their shit gas.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308841,00.html

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/11/jenkem_madness_1.html

man that was awesome

i hate the media. just for SHIT like this.

Pickwick is a LIAR and a failure at Totse:

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2007/11/09/jenkem/

There, a user operating under the pseudonym "Pickwick" famously staged the jenkem-huffing scene back in June (or so he says; he came clean in September, claiming that his "jenkem" consisted of little more than dough rolled in Nutella hazelnut chocolate spread).

Jenkem DOES exist, and he did NOT coin the term. The term has existed for years on www.Niggermania.org , and several stories of niggers in Africa getting high on it have been posted.

FUCK this joke of a Totse "legend"

Pickwick is a LIAR and a failure at Totse:

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2007/11/09/jenkem/



Jenkem DOES exist, and he did NOT coin the term. The term has existed for years on www.Niggermania.org , and several stories of niggers in Africa getting high on it have been posted.

FUCK this joke of a Totse "legend"

You really have no fucking CLUE what you are talking about do you???

I'm pretty sure pickwick was lying when he said the pic was fake.

FUCK this joke of a Totse "legend"

This is why it is so funny:

He actually did it, he lied about faking it. He said he faked it, since once this leaked to the media he got made fun of at his school.

The supposedly rapidly spreading use of Jenkem was brought to the medias attention by the widespread unorganized-cooperation of &TOTSE members across the country. Without this goal in mind, people (specifically BLTC users, if I recall) began sending letters to local media, posing as concerned parents worried about their children's disgusting new idea's of fun, and about how it is becoming popular throughout schools.

The "Jenkem Epidemic in America", as it may one day be termed, was the result of &TOTSE members pranking the media. It is a completely hilarious mockery of how western culture reacts to drugs use and the idiocy of prohibition.

Even if it was originally unintentional, &TOTSE deceived all of America and showed how truly stupid this 'War on Drugs' is. It never would have happened is Pickwick didn't huff his shit. That makes him a fucking legend.

You really have no fucking CLUE what you are talking about do you???

Actually yes I do shitbox. Some poser asswipe makes a stupid thread on sniffing shit and makes the news. The sad, SAD part of this is:

1] He was on the news for sniffing SHIT and URINE

2] It wasen't even REAL!

For fucks sake, if your going to get yourself and Totse in several magazines/news stories, at LEAST do us the favor of it being for an actually cool reason (Like murder/suicide, or moltoving something/everything)

Seems like its you who has no fucking clue, douchenozzle.

This is why it is so funny:

He actually did it, he lied about faking it. He said he faked it, since once this leaked to the media he got made fun of at his school.

The supposedly rapidly spreading use of Jenkem was brought to the medias attention by the widespread unorganized-cooperation of &TOTSE members across the country. Without this goal in mind, people (specifically BLTC users, if I recall) began sending letters to local media, posing as concerned parents worried about their children's disgusting new idea's of fun, and about how it is becoming popular throughout schools.

The "Jenkem Epidemic in America", as it may one day be termed, was the result of &TOTSE members pranking the media. It is a completely hilarious mockery of how western culture reacts to drugs use and the idiocy of prohibition.

Even if it was originally unintentional, &TOTSE deceived all of America and showed how truly stupid this 'War on Drugs' is. It never would have happened is Pickwick didn't huff his shit. That makes him a fucking legend.

Jenkem was known in America LONGGGGG before Dickwick ever lied about it.

Although...after reading your post, I must concede the fact that the members of &Totse single-handedly caused our already pussywhipped and paranoid media to go batshit over the newest "drug sweeping the country". (THIS I had nothing to do with, although a certain mod could enlighten some of the newer members about a few people (which had nothing to do with me whatsoever, I assure you) who indirectly killed two seperate posters. One was trying to get high, and was instructed to huff raid (Whoever came up with that is a REAL Totse legend), and another whom some poster hacked her Myspace or some other account and posted pictures of her bikini-clad fatass all over Totse. She eventually (supposedly) committed suicide (GOOD!)

In summary: Act of sniffing shit = FAIL
: Making media morons believe a fictional new drug craze = SUCCESS

To this extend, I will cease flaming Pickwick.

For fucks sake, if your going to get yourself and Totse in several magazines/news stories, at LEAST do us the favor of it being for an actually cool reason (Like murder/suicide, or moltoving something/everything)



Murder/suicide's are cool? You're a fucking idiot!Do you really want &Totse connected with that.

Jenkem was known in America LONGGGGG before Dickwick ever lied about it.

Yes, but it was not thought to be used across the country by young students, as something as common as smoking pot. Thats that mocking-the-drug-war part.

One was trying to get high, and was instructed to huff raid (Whoever came up with that is a REAL Totse legend), and another whom some poster hacked her Myspace or some other account and posted pictures of her bikini-clad fatass all over Totse. She eventually (supposedly) committed suicide (GOOD!)

Heres an important difference: &TOTSE was only ever brought up as where the original pictures of Pickwick huffing shit came from ... it had no connection to "widespread use of Jenkem", no more of a negative image then the usual.

Those examples of yours both directly connect murder/suicide to &TOTSE. Thats not the kind of attention we need.

Act of sniffing shit = FAIL

Well no shit.

Murder/suicide's are cool? You're a fucking idiot!Do you really want &Totse connected with that.

Its ALREADY connected with a myriad of crimes, who the fuck cares if some shitstain from Totse offs him/herself (see my above post)???

Have you even seen Wikis entry for us?

TOTSE has been featured in the media, usually for members committing crimes or for its controversial text files. The site also appears on a 2006 Australian anti-terrorism poster[2][3] and a television advertisement

Bad shit is already connected to Totse, has been for years, and we're still here. If someones going to make Totse famous, dammit I want it to be something the mass morons of America can REALLY appreciate.

Picture this on the nightly news:

"A shocking turn in the War on Terror, an internet userboard member has provided Faux News with disturbing photographs and materials from what is believed to be an America-based Al Quida training facility. Totse member Circular Buttsecks (imagine them saying THAT on the air) sent us photos believed to be of para-military training in a suspected terrorist base"

Which is, in reality, your own backyard with a few airsoft guns, some guys in ski masks, and an Arabic voiceover.

Americans go ballistic when "terror activity" is nearby....imagine the kind of legend the guy who pulls THIS off would be.

Americans go ballistic when "terror activity" is nearby....imagine the kind of legend the guy who pulls THIS off would be.

What potential benefits would such a hoax have on the constant degradation of Western culture?

That would fucking freak people out, that would make shit less stable then before.

That would condemn one great forum, where the freedom of information exchange is held high and proud, to hell.

At least the Jenkem-hoax fucking mocked the so-called "War on Drugs". Has the potential to wake people up.

Howd you get the february edition if its january?

I got the jan. edition of playboy in december.

Actually yes I do shitbox. Some poser asswipe makes a stupid thread on sniffing shit and makes the news. The sad, SAD part of this is:

1] He was on the news for sniffing SHIT and URINE

2] It wasen't even REAL!

For fucks sake, if your going to get yourself and Totse in several magazines/news stories, at LEAST do us the favor of it being for an actually cool reason (Like murder/suicide, or moltoving something/everything)

Seems like its you who has no fucking clue, douchenozzle.

No, fucktard, I was talking about how you thought that WE thought that he invented the phrase "Jenkem". THAT is why you are retarded. Also, I still think he probably actually huffed his own shit and piss... I mean really, who would go through all the trouble otherwise?

Also, n00b. I got you by 2 months. =) Just kidding about that n00b thing, and I fully understand where you are coming from, but we all knew that the term "Jenkem" had been around.

Also, n00b. I got you by 2 months. =) Just kidding about that n00b thing, and I fully understand where you are coming from, but we all knew that the term "Jenkem" had been around.

Yea, I think it's pretty much agreed on that he actually did it.

No, fucktard, I was talking about how you thought that WE thought that he invented the phrase "Jenkem". THAT is why you are retarded. Also, I still think he probably actually huffed his own shit and piss... I mean really, who would go through all the trouble otherwise?

Also, n00b. I got you by 2 months. =) Just kidding about that n00b thing, and I fully understand where you are coming from, but we all knew that the term "Jenkem" had been around.

Rly? Damn...thought most of us oldies had drifted off to Totse hell.

Whether or not he sniffed his own shit is irrelevant. I honestly must be a man and congratulate him for making the War On Drugs crowd look so fucking retarded.

To the guy who says Americans would go ballistic over my WOT idea, thats the POINT. As long as free speech lives, so will the &Temple.

This is why it is so funny:

He actually did it, he lied about faking it. He said he faked it, since once this leaked to the media he got made fun of at his school.

The supposedly rapidly spreading use of Jenkem was brought to the medias attention by the widespread unorganized-cooperation of &TOTSE members across the country. Without this goal in mind, people (specifically BLTC users, if I recall) began sending letters to local media, posing as concerned parents worried about their children's disgusting new idea's of fun, and about how it is becoming popular throughout schools.

The "Jenkem Epidemic in America", as it may one day be termed, was the result of &TOTSE members pranking the media. It is a completely hilarious mockery of how western culture reacts to drugs use and the idiocy of prohibition.

Even if it was originally unintentional, &TOTSE deceived all of America and showed how truly stupid this 'War on Drugs' is. It never would have happened is Pickwick didn't huff his shit. That makes him a fucking legend.

Exactly... it is so fucking perfect... even if the kid DID huff his shit, he did well!! I can't believe totse pranked american culture... it is just so great.

I got the jan. edition of playboy in december.

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