Hello

I'm looking for some advice for smoking in my bedroom tonight discretely, I have a towel in my room for under the door, a bong (not constantly burning like a joint), I have also made a cardboard tube stuffed with fabric softner sheets. Also there is a ceiling fan in my room and opening my window isn't really an option just because it is way too god damn loud to open the latches and roll open.

Just pack one hitters into the bong, hold em as long as ya can and blow it through the flowbie, you'll be fine.

Dude, it all about wind circulation. I've smoked in my room with my parents in the next many times. All you need is a fan in the window. Make sure on each side of the fan there is pillows or clothes or something of the like so that all of the air is going out the window due to the fan and hold your smoking device right against the fan. I would recommend a pipe for the easiest results but a bong (or even a J) would work with this method. A little smoke may escape but it's nothing a few sprays of fabreze or some spray on stuff like Tag or Axe won't cure.

Happy toking.

Edit: I just noticed you can't open a window at night..just open it when things are still going on in the house and close the curtains so your rents won't notice it. Your only really safe bet is out of the window bro. You are taking a much higher risk if you try without air circulation.

You have been here since atleast 2000, this is a fake/other account.....you dont need any info.

Also I forgot to mention my parents and little sister are right across the hall from me so smoke escaping isnt good:(

Ya, i'd imagine..but like I said, i've done the same thing safely. I edited my post with a bit more info above once I read your entire post. Plug the underside of the door and work on getting that window open bro.

Edit: Also, I doubt you do, but if you have access to a vehicle, open the windows a bit and blast the heater. This method works extremely well and I started using it once I got my last vehicle. The seems to help alot if you are blowing hot air throughout the vehicle and it usually ends up just smelling like..heat if you will. Although I do make sure to smoke a cig after I toke to just help the scent along.

If you can't open your window, either ghost all of your hits, breathing through the fabric softener sheets or roll a joint and slip out the back door and go to the side of your house.

Thanks for all the helpful feedback guys!

Just breathe out of the window but make sure there isn't a draft coming in through the window. Shut your door and putting a towel by it won't do any harm.

Packing one hitters is a good idea, but just to make sure cover the bowl with something like a lighter and keep inhaling for a bit with the carb shut to snuff it out and stop any remaining smoke from escaping.

I once made the mistake of being sloppy with my smoke stealthing. Just after taking a massive hit and while drifting into bakedness, I hear the door slowly open, it's the worst sound in the world. My sister came in, immediately said the room smelled of smoke. I made up some bullshit about it probably being my clothes stinking of it. She seemed suspicious but nothing ever came of it. Having a naive family is great.

Yeah my parents really don't mind and both know about me smoking, it's just the possibility of my little sister finding out and being hurt of not understanding the situation.

I smoke in my room a couple times weekly. And my parents room is right across the hall from me.

It's simple.

Open window, lean on window sill, hit pipe, get high.

But you said opening a window isn't an option for you..so, use the doob tube and the towel under the door. Try to burn a candle if possible.

So then just open your window? she wont care ...

I wouldn't hotbox the room, those tubes with fabric softener don't really change the smell of the smoke, just mask it with laundry smell. And then your room smells like smoke-and-laundry for some odd reason ...

And ghosting every hit doesn't seem like it would be to enjoyable just for a quick high. I would either just go outside, or smoke out the window. If you wait until the heat turns on, when you open your window a bit the air will be getting sucked out. You'll have a couple of minutes to smoke quickly. If you moved your room to a basement one with a window, you'd be less likely to be heard opening the window and could hang chimes by your heat-vent, and get high whenever the chimes make noise.

Then wait until she goes to bed? I really though this was an alright inquiry until you said that. Come on dude.

Get some Febreeze and you'll be fine.

Word? Your parents are down?

Fuck it. Lock your door. Put the towel there and get high as a kite.

If your sister knocks on the door, tell her it's incense, and tell her to suck a dick for good measure.

You're good to go in my book.

could hang chimes by your heat-vent, and get high whenever the chimes make noise.

If that happened for a while.. He might eventually want to smoke weed when he hears chimes, no matter where he is without even thinking about it haha

To me this sounds like it could lead to some kind of lab experiment only instead of a rat we use a human lol

most odorless method out there...

light bulb vaporizer...

it smells like burnt hay if anything at all... and you can cover that up by using a scented candle to heat the bulb...

My mom knows I smoke, But I still try to hide it because of my step-dad, He used to be a drug dealer and he doesn't want me going down a bad path I guess.

But My mom's room is right under mine, She smelled me smoking before when she first found out, but Now I just open the window. And tell everyone who is in my room, Normally about 5 people to blow the smoke towards the window. And No one ever says anything to me. I also spray Axe every now and then, until I'm too high to care about anyone smelling it.