Mrs Ketch put on shiny, twinkling lipstick yesterday(you know, the 'diamond' crap).

Remember I like my women unpainted and preferably 'amish' in dress so Mrs.Ketch almost never wears any make up. However with her new found feminism....

[translated outta German]

Her: "What do you think? Does it look good on me?"

Me: "You don't need no makeup...but...if I go for a piss this evening and my cock is sparkling, at least I'll know why"

oOOps...

You'd think after 20 years of marriage I'd know that some jokes are better left unsaid...

Just you wait, Ugg boots,fake tan and mini skirts are on their way.

Along with a Decree Nisi.

I don't think it'd have the same effect if I said it.
I'm yet to alert the new boyfriend about the size of my cock.
And he's yet to alert me about his desire to wear lipstick...

I might just go walk all over him in my new boots.

fake tan


Sorry, but this made me laugh... really quite heartily.

Stupid ketch........

Along with a Decree Nisi.

By that do you mean divorce in legal terms or in jackketch terms?

Ugg boots, fake tan

Ugg boots...I feckin' hate them with a severe passion.

Same for fake tan, 2 years ago now I think it was, 99% of the girls at my prom looked like a cross between an Arab and a teabag.

Dreadful.

Either way, Jack, you probably encouraged this, so let me say; wir ernten, was wir säen ;)

Proms are just sooooooo American.........Prom then so what the fuck does it stand for?????

yesterday I told ERIC in HB that he takes estasy, goes to gay clubs and dances to techno, wears glitter and blows guys in the bathroom getting glitter all over their dicks and he didn't protest.

this is in a similar vein...

this is in a similar vein...

Pun intended? :p

Oh come on, let her feel glamourous occasionally. Anyway, a decree nisi isn't absolute, so you can't be that strongly against her turning orange.

Like every bitch in the town where I live.