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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-01-18, 04:29
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losing your bumholes virginity? I couldn't get a straight answer from anywhere else. Is it a penis, highlighter, butt plug etc what constitutes as losing your bumhole virginity? I need to know if I'm gay or not.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:30
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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losing your bumholes virginity? I couldn't get a straight answer from anywhere else. Is it a penis, highlighter, butt plug etc what constitutes as losing your bumhole virginity? I need to know if I'm gay or not.


If you have to ask....
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:30
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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you will be when you get in the pen.


if you don't I'm gonna assume you're a lier or a snitch and deserve death
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:37
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you will be when you get in the pen.


if you don't I'm gonna assume you're a lier or a snitch and deserve death


If/when I go (investigation still in progress) I plan on doing anything I can to not be in with general population. The prison/county jail around here is jam packed full of huge niggers, and I'd be teh first to admit it wouldn't be any fun. I guess I'll have to start a fight, then lose to get locked up in solitary :o
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:37
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Forced entry or sexual pleasure.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:38
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Forced entry or sexual pleasure.


So if I stuck a finger up my ass and liked it, would I be gay?
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:39
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Yup. Faggot.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:39
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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So if I stuck a finger up my ass and liked it, would I be gay?

Stupid question. Really, really stupid.

No, but by the 'anything up there' definition, your ass' virginity is gone.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:39
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Yup. Faggot.

I never said I stuck a finger up my butt, or liked it. I'm just sayin...
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:41
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Stupid question. Really, really stupid.

No, but by the 'anything up there' definition, your ass' virginity is gone.

I just thought it might be different than regular virginity.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:42
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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I just thought it might be different than regular virginity.

....explain how.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:44
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....explain how.

I don't know. If a guy uses a butt plug regularly to get off, that might make him gay. And his butt loose. I'm just sayin...
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:45
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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I don't know. If a guy uses a butt plug regularly to get off, that might make him gay. And his butt loose. I'm just sayin...

I'd say if he likes penises up the butt, he's gay.

Goatse, for example, is apparently straight, according to an interview, and he's had just about everything under the sun in there.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:46
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I'd say if he likes penises up the butt, he's gay.

Goatse, for example, is apparently straight, according to an interview, and he's had just about everything under the sun in there.

Glad to know I'm not gay. Thanks.
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Old 2008-01-18, 04:48
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Glad to know I'm not gay. Thanks.

*tips hat* Glad to be of service.
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Old 2008-01-18, 11:39
pedro the swift pedro the swift is offline
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Look at it this way. If sticking "something up" your arse is defined as "losing " your "arse virginity" then pushing "something out" will regain it.
So after sticking your favourite "thing" up your bum( or having it stuck up there by another) just have a good crap and you be a "bum virgin" again.

Jeez, I cant believe some of the stuff you guys come up with. Don't they teach you anything about sex etc in the States?
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Old 2008-01-18, 18:07
ctesiphon ctesiphon is offline
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losing your bumholes virginity? I couldn't get a straight answer from anywhere else. Is it a penis, highlighter, butt plug etc what constitutes as losing your bumhole virginity? I need to know if I'm gay or not.


It's a big fat hairy schlong.
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Old 2008-01-18, 18:14
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It's a big fat hairy schlong.

It is?????Confused
 #19 
Old 2008-01-18, 18:17
ctesiphon ctesiphon is offline
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It is?????Confused

Probably, I urge you to stick your dick in a cup of warm water again, give it a second chance Mad
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Old 2008-01-18, 18:30
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Probably, I urge you to stick your dick in a cup of warm water again, give it a second chance Mad

I'm not falling for that shit again. Mad
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Old 2008-01-18, 18:31
ctesiphon ctesiphon is offline
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I'm not falling for that shit again. Mad

It's not a trick it works MadMadMadMad
 
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