Right now im living it....all i can say is it snuck up on me..and now im about to go hang out with my family and watch some tv LMFAO....shows how much i care about getting caught.

took about a half ounce by myself...almost anyways, like 10-12 grams after i muched a few then gave some to friends

ill type back tomorrow with full reports...see yall in a bit.

live cam or fuckoff

10-12 grams?
Damn dude, you got ballz of steel!

Better yet - get the fudge off your computer and do something...

Also, how bout you wait until the trip is over then write a trip report, not instruct us step by step... *shakes head*

O and also if my nostradamus spidey senses are working :p this thread will be closed before your trip is over.

.peace.

im coming down now but SOB...it was insane..ill explain just how in depth the trip was...

AND SORRY NO WEBCAM man.

Im going to hang out in my family room with my mom hahaha blieve it or not...

full story tomorrow as its still in effect now..

Gotta love em..

I was given 15grams in the first place..i ate a few caps just to see if i could break threshold effects. like 0.5g and 0.75g doses. Barely anything. So i gave my friend a nice big shroom, with stem atached...and this guy is like SURE SURE ill take some stems to So accordingly i probably had like 9-10 grams, not a 1/2=15grams...but still a hefty dose

But back to me. I weighed out a 1g dose. Started doing my usual thing when i noticed the feeling was starting to come on. Barely anything, certain graphics would flow/wobble if I stare at them, said fuck it, If im going to do this its going to be right. I pulled out the tin I had my shrooms in and kept on muching.Little bit here, cap here, some stems here...clean the fucking stash tin out of all the mushrooms/stems/erroneous powder that was busted off the caps. At the time i was eating and watching sanford and son. I then realized man my room is looking funny...my TV started all looking sharp. Im figure typical pupil dilation/starry effect coming on. Then this is when I knew i was in for some work, i looked up at my ceiling which has a night sky painting with clouds and shit(left over from neighbors who had kids in there). I looked up and one of the clouds morphed into a leprechaun and thats when I knew im getting done work on. Time also started getting dilated like fuck, seemed like 10 minutes, only was 1 minute.

This is where my shit spiked. Whilst eating i noticed my window shadews were flowing side to side whilst speckles of light shimmered across them. I was minorly getting nervous since I didnt know what to expect, I had 2 klonopin at my side but I felt they were not needed. I decided to toss in some halo3 to play with some amigos. Then my 23 LCD flatscreen looked like a 40inch plasma, the graphics were sooo fucking smooth. I looked up at the posters behind my tv and they were morphing their fucking asses of. I got a metroid poster,Metroid's armour started getting larger like he just pumped some steroids. My friends said i was talking nonsense on halo, but i still managed to bust ass and keep up with the kill count, DO NOT ASK ME HOW. Everytime the scenary on halo changed so did the pitch of the color in my room. Like a bright yellow/white for the desert map, my perf and foward vision would emanate that color.

Ok to shorten this down since i have to leave soon. Fucking rooms looked bigger, my room sort of felt like a safe house. My living room looked so wide/big that I walked out and almost asked my parents hey did you guys move the future. Also the wall was like a pink/purple color. My room also pertained this same effect seeming bigger. Typing on my computer was a fucking task. Trying to talk to my buddy on AIM there where numerous patterns, cracks forming in my screen, half faces appearing in the white areas around the conversion box. My keyboard seemed like it was 2 feet away from where it really was. I closed my eyes once seeing if i could refocus so i could see the screen then and noticed insane patterns, which i started to follow, almost like if i was playing a game of some sort in my head.

Half the time i was sitting around i kept looking over my shoulder and at my side cause it seemed like stuff was coming towards me. I have alot of random clutter in my room, so id be look straight then i see something moving on me and i look and its just a box or something in a stationary position.

Pupils......as big as my eye, you couldnt see any color of my eye. Then naturally i pulled the mirror test, they say trip out on mushies/lsd then look in the mirror. My face started morphing back and forth. Didn't bother me I just busted out laughing at how everyone says to make sure you do this.

Overally experience... 10/10. In no way did i feel like i was having a bad time and I even had klonopins incase things got out of hand which they didnt. I felt like i was caught in parallel universe where everything I knew existed but there was a myriad of other shit to interfere with my usual living styles. It was great and I will attempt them again as soon as I grow some more.

comments, questions,congratulations for the 1st time?

Ok heres a thought for you....
Lets see if you can get this....

No one fucking cares?

You honestly musta had some terrible shrooms dude, or you just have some kind of fucked up tolerance.

The first time I did 3 grams, and I had much better hallucinations than that, even though they weren't as common as yours were.

The last time when I did 7 grams, any light source would be a source of tripthefuckoutlightshow.


Next time though honestly, I wanna do at least 12 grams of some nicee shit.

Fuck, I wish that shit wasn't so expensive

Samus Aran is a woman, son.
as to the mirror test, on ~10 grams of mushroom, if you still know its you youre seeing in the mirror, you must have shitty fungus
sounds like you had a great time though, enjoy the wide world of psychedelics

Sorry i just cant put into words my experience really. I didnt feel like i was in my house..rooms looked foreign, I knew it was me cause i was standing in the mirror but i looked different and my face was slobbed to one side then moving back to the other...nota pretty site

Now that I have time to type let me explain deeper.

Everything started with the usual waving/breathing type business. Then shit just started morphing like hell. I had boxes and clothes stacked to my right when i was sitting it looked like someone was sitting there watching me. My tv remote on the floor kept moving in my perpherial vision and i thought it was a fucking mouse or some shit. My ceiling was a trip in its self, id look up itd look normal then the clouds(sky painted ceiling) would start to swirl a bit then form objects, and i saw a leprechaun that smiled and gave me a thumbs up. Pictures on my wall seemed to flutter. Being on my computer was a whole different exerperience. My computer desk is in the corner of my room, up against to walls. The left corner looked as if there was a opening to another room which had me keep looking over. Words/symbols on my computer kept swaying and changing along with speckles/patterns/shapes all over the screen. When typing the white areas on the screen would crackle and like spider web with random shapes appearing in them.

Trust me there was some DW with this batch it wasnt some bulshit, low tolerance, im a fucking noob situation. Especially when I almost walked out and asked my mom who moved the furniture and why are the walls painted a different color. Colors fucked me, sort of like that when you stare into a bright light and you get that after imagine. Whatever color was eminent at the time took over my field of vision so if yellow came up...my vision would be come bright and clear. If red came up my sight of vision would darken with the red tone.

All i could say was Wow when i was experiencing all this.

It wasnt all caps in the 10 grams, stems, broken up caps, full caps i just downed everything.

you know the stems are just about as good as the caps too right?

Thats why i downed the stems and everything.

Would anyone know if papaya enzyme would react with the shrooms? Such as make them hit quicker or make the come on more powerful? Cause after each mouthful of shrooms id down id slap down like 2-3 tablets of papaya enzyme(thinking it would better digest the shrooms).

If anyone has any input on that, or w/e hit me back. And yes I already know about the vitamin C/psilocybe business.

liar. or the shrooms were pretty much bunk. i'd go with liar.

Today in Indiana, a young man took a potent entheogen used by many to attain highly spiritual experiences but instead wasted it by watching television, chatting on his computer, and playing video games for the entire duration.

Yeah fuck staying indoors doing normal stuff.

I usually do normal stuff (smash bros.), until it kicks in. Then GTFO

Come on over here buddy ill give u the exact amount i ate, then ill see you in a bit wandering enjoying the views...

WTF could i do , i was pretty much confined to my house, I couldnt walk past my parents and be like hey im going out without them noticing my pupils the size of quarters.....Next time i know... So take it easy theres plenty more when that came from.

And yet you were so eager to watch tv with your family, and be in the family room with your mother.

Your story is full of holes, troll.

LOL troll my ass...i have to walk thru my living room to get to my kitchen and other parts of my house..i stopped literally..no less than 20 seconds cause my actions/stature would have given me away plus i was scoping out the room like i was a fucking realitor for a house.

I only seen each of them once for about a 3 hr period.

I didnt watch one bit of tv at all...only at the very beginning when i first munched on the caps...

Get off my back yo lol im trying to tell an experience and this guy is making a fucking court session out of it...I had my fun, if i was a troll i wouldnt take all the time to type out what i did and to respond to all you guys, plus the mods wouldve closed/deleted my thread....+1 shut your mouth.