I over at her house every goddamn day, I spend 4 hour/period with 2 of her ex boyfriends, She needs to shave her goddamn pussy....She was a furburger but I made her shave now she has stubbys, like her pussy was up all night solving a murder or some shit. I really hate bieng with her( I think) and I just want to get back in the dating game, but I hate being single. It is also annoying with new chicks cause you dont know what the fuck they like. Ive been with the chick for a month and a week I belive.

Her pussy stinks too sometimes, not bad, but like old piss.... She also has a hairy asshole because she cant fucking shave properly. I dont want to break up with her because she lives 4 doors down and I have to see her everyday when I go to catch the bus. Plus her parents are pretty cool and I enjoy thier company.

She is a nice girl, dont get me wrong, but goddamn she just pisses me off sometimes. She needs to fucking clean her ass up. She doesnt even shower every day, she told me yesterday she felt like she needed a shower today, and I said when was your last one? Sunday...why?.....its fucking Wendsday now and I cant go outside/to school without a shower in the morning and one at night or I feel fucking greasy and grimey.

I dont know what to do, on one hand I could dump her ass and get back in the game, but on the other hand I face rejection from the girls I like besides her and I would have to deal with that uncomfortable shit for atleast 3 more years...Plus it is nice having pussy anytime you want it.

I think being single is better, I know what I like, I can top myself off and not want to talk afterwords....but then you get lonely...Sometimes you just need to feel the embrace of a woman. This sucks.

like her pussy was up all night solving a murder or some shit.

I'm going to use this.

If she is annoying and smells funny, and you don't like her or want to spend time with her, then break up with her, stupid face.

I understand, like you said, sometimes you just need to feel the embrace of a woman, but wouldn't you rather finds someone to keep you company without smelling like piss and having a hairy ass? Because that's not gonna happen if you're with your girlfriend.

Don't be a jerk, if you don't like her that much, you're just wasting her time and yours.

Haha dude, break up with her, this is fucking up your selfesteem.

like her pussy was up all night solving a murder or some shit.

Oh My God.

You really need to break up with her. Do it now.

But I have to see her everyday....That would suck.

like her pussy was up all night solving a murder or some shit.

Hahahahahaha I lol'd hard.

But the showering thing... that's just gross

See thats what I think, but she is sweet, she trys to be there for me....Also, when I was fingering her, I noticed this little thing in her pussy, it felt like a ball or some shit and was about the size of an acorn, anyone want to explain that one to me...

I dont know, she can be nice, just bad hygiene.

Ask her to shower/keep herself clean more often? WTF?

Her cervix?

^eww
Ask her to shower/keep herself clean more often? WTF?

I have but she just says no, you hate me for the way I look!



I guess Im just gonna do what every guy in my situation would do....go out with her for the rest of my life.

Cervical cancer.

If you touched it, you now have it too.

You have 6 months to live.

Why not just cheat on her? I would never cheat on my girlfriend, but then again, I love her and I'm not a douchebag. Sure she showers at least once a day, but I love when she gets all sweaty. Although 4 days is a long time to not shower...next time it comes up just say "ewww" in a childish voice, so it's more playful than mean. It should guilt her into washing.

^eww


I have but she just says no, you hate me for the way I look!



I guess Im just gonna do what every guy in my situation would do....go out with her for the rest of my life.

Well then. Dump her.

Or just tell her it's not how she looks, it's that she smells funny, and you refuse to have sex/do anything unless she showers more often. This may also end in a dumping, btw.

Well then. Dump her.

Or just tell her it's not how she looks, it's that she smells funny, and you refuse to have sex/do anything unless she showers more often. This may also end in a dumping, btw.

Fuck it man, fortune favors the bold.

Don't be a bitch.

Fuck it man, fortune favors the bold.

Don't be a bitch.

^This. Live by it.

But don't be too dumb about it. Fate shits on the stupidly brave.

like her pussy was up all night solving a murder or some shit.

This is the funniest shit I have read in months.

like her pussy was up all night solving a murder or some shit

Brilliant, thank you good sir for the laugh. I'd suggest dumping her, anyone that can make me laugh as hard as you made me deserves better than a smelly hippy.

Good Im glad you enjoyed it, Ill talk with her later.

boohoo...you hate your girlfriend. You and half of the men in relationships. That includes marriages.

Just man up and do what everyone else does. Find a few others on the side to keep you satisfied, and soldier through the relationship.

Planning on it....

Sounds like CSI: Cunt: Special Investigator

thanks for killing it

thanks for killing it

Hey! I've got an in with the OP. I'm sure he'd be glad to have you tongue her unwashed crotch sparkling clean...

CSI stubbies and all! :D

Holy shit, she sounds perfect. I'll take 'er off your hands.

DUDE!

I've been in that exact same position lol, almost word for word.

Kill the fucking bitch or she'll buddy up with your next girlfriend, spread lies and than when that fails she'll tell your girlfriends parents that you got her addicted to drugs and date raped her.

Learn from me mother fucker, kill this bitch and hide the body.

Edit- btw your new girlfriends parents will than call the cops and move 3 hours away

YEAH, staying with someone you dont like, simply because you feel so insecure and scared that you couldnt get anyone else is a REALLY GREAT reason to stay with someone.


Pussy.

Be your own man you fucking pussy.

You have uncannily described a girl I used to know. Mind me asking what country you live in?

If her pussy stinks then just forget about foreplay and go for fucks, and if she don't like it, she dumps you and it's problem solvedo!

Taadaa

All round what you might as well do is telling her what's pissing you off... the worst thing that can happen is getting dumped and you don't seem too arsed

For real midnight, i hope you dumped her by now.

You were probobly her first almost everything so she's gonna be stuck as fuck on you

unless you murder and hide the body shit will fuck you life for atleast a year to come.