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 #1 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:33
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kenshin_kid, joined: 02/27/06
Default Is this idea feasible?

If I'm being an idiot, just tell me; but my school offers Co-op, and I'm not too sure if Americans have it, but basically you choose a job and you get to go there and work with someone who does it to see if you like it for work. We get 2 highschools credits for it, so it's like out-sourcing a course.

If I got a Co-op with a pharmacist or in a hospital how likely would it be to get a few drugs? I'm not interested in relying on those sources, but maybe like a pill here, a pill there? etc.? Anyone ever done this, or worked in one of these environments? Is security on the substances too tight?

Thanks for your help.
 #2 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:35
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mah compound
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

You are being an idiot, as well as risking your freedom, future, and reputation. Just go buy the drugs, and choose a co op career you will enjoy and learn from.
 #3 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:35
xgoneja420x xgoneja420x is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

stay in school kid
 #4 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:36
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ATL, ho!
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Is security on the substances too tight?

Thanks for your help.

yes

but you dont live in USA, so just hope your country hasnt had the forethought to control these substances well, but the only place i can imagine that happening is developing/3rd world nations.
 #5 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:40
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Back of the food stamp line
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

It'll really just be about opportunity. Don't go out of your way to get the pill, but the chance might come a long, just keep an eye out.
 #6 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:44
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mah compound
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Quote:
Originally Posted by xxombie
It'll really just be about opportunity. Don't go out of your way to get the pill, but the chance might come a long, just keep an eye out.



Do you work in any job like that? No? Then shut the fuck up.


OP unless you think stealing things like inhalers is worth it, don't bother, restrictions are too tight, everything is counted and controlled, and the good shit is always kept on camera. Anything goes missing, huge investigation, people are questioned, logs are checked, cams watched and checked, and they WILL figure out who did it.
 #7 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:47
thatcoolkid thatcoolkid is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

No pharmacist is going to risk his neck so that some punk kid can have a few pills.

At my school, in the states, seniors have the same option. For the last 3 weeks of school seniors get to choose a profession they like and shadow a person. I actually put down pharmacist as a potential idea, but if you think about it, it'd be pretty boring following one around everyday for x hours.

Do something where you'll actually have fun and enjoy it.
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Old 2008-01-15, 20:56
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kenshin_kid, joined: 02/27/06
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Okay, then I won't do it. I wasn't sure how well it was regulated, I might not even consider a co-op then :p it's not necessary for me because I generally have good grades.
 #9 
Old 2008-01-15, 20:56
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mah compound
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Exactly. A pharmacists job is shit anyway. Count pills, count pills count pills. A fucking monkey could do that job. Seriously, the actual brain power it takes to do that job is nothing. We have millions of people doing the EXACT same fucking thing everyday, packing DVDs in boxes to be shipped off to walmart. It is the same exact fucking thing.

Oh ya sure, they have to be able to answer questions too right? Questions that can be answered by reading the god damn insert that came with the drug.

So, to be a pharmacist, you must know how to count to at least say, 240, and you have to be able to read at a high school graduate level.

I fucking despise pharmacists, which is shitty, because every time I help some new person in real life with a problem with their medications, or anything medical, I am told I should be one of these legal drug pushing waste of fucking life pharmacists.


It is one job that I really think should be taken over by computers. I mean why not? Computers can't miscount, or fuck up, or give meds too early, or steal, or touch the cashiers titty, and there really is no human interaction needed in that kind of transaction. Any questions someone has can be answered if they read the god damn insert, or talk to their doctor. As far as verification, a finger print scanner can be installed.

Not only that, but if it were all automated, they could actually armor up the machine and they would be even less likely to be broken into than an actual pharmacy.

Actually, I see this as being reality in the next few decades. It's just better that way over all, for patients, doctors, pharm companies, everyone. Except the monkeys handing out drugs. But fuck them anyway.

Pharmacists are fucking worthless.


EDIT not to mention it wouldn't take god damn two hours to get drugs that you NEED RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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Old 2008-01-15, 21:03
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

^ The only problem with that, is that the pharmacists wouldn't let that happen, and people wouldn't be comfortable with that.
 #11 
Old 2008-01-15, 21:13
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San Lorenzo
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

how comfortable are you withdrawing cash from an automated teller?
 #12 
Old 2008-01-15, 21:30
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mah compound
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

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Originally Posted by Obbe
how comfortable are you withdrawing cash from an automated teller?



And how fucking hard is it to get a pharmacist on the PHONE now a days anyway? THAT is all automated. Why not automate everything? In fact, I would feel more comfortable. Everytime I go to pick up pain meds or something like that, those cocksuckers look at me like a druggie, and I just want to pull out this gimp useless leg of mine and fucking beat them with it.
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Old 2008-01-15, 21:34
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Florida USA
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Hold on you guys. Stop being so aggressive, it's just the internets. I didn't say I wasn't comfortable, but I know people like my parents wouldn't be.
 #14 
Old 2008-01-15, 21:37
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

kenshin_kid, joined: 02/27/06 Do you think you're fucking cool for that?

Don't plan on trying to cop some drugs because you won't get any. And if you did manage to get ahold of a few pills, they WILL find out. But if you're really interested in being a pharmacist, then go for it.
 #15 
Old 2008-01-15, 21:39
DiamondX DiamondX is offline
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Do you think you're fucking cool for that?

What? Maybe it's just because I'm high, but what does that have to do with anything?
 #16 
Old 2008-01-15, 21:50
Drug-Demon Drug-Demon is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Do you work in any job like that? No? Then shut the fuck up.


OP unless you think stealing things like inhalers is worth it, don't bother, restrictions are too tight, everything is counted and controlled, and the good shit is always kept on camera. Anything goes missing, huge investigation, people are questioned, logs are checked, cams watched and checked, and they WILL figure out who did it.

Do YOU work in a hospital/pharmacy... NO, so how about you shut the fuck up! You must be retarded if you really think that a pharmacists job is going to be taken over by computers! So many people will be out of a job and what makes you think that computers don't make mistakes, crash, etc. Plus no one is going to be comfortable with a fucking computer system dealing with their meds!

To the OP, a couple years ago one of my friends did that co-op stuff for school and started helping out in a hospital and ended up getting ahold of some liquid morphine plus some other shit. So IT IS possible to walk away with something...
 #17 
Old 2008-01-15, 21:55
FuckedintheHead FuckedintheHead is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

And how fucking hard is it to get a pharmacist on the PHONE now a days anyway? THAT is all automated. Why not automate everything? In fact, I would feel more comfortable. Everytime I go to pick up pain meds or something like that, those cocksuckers look at me like a druggie, and I just want to pull out this gimp useless leg of mine and fucking beat them with it.

You can't get your scripts through the mail where you live?

I have resorted to getting almost all of my meds through the mail. I fucking HATE waiting in that tiny ass room crowded with 200 old, smelly people, or screaming babies.
 #18 
Old 2008-01-15, 22:20
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Pharmacists do more than just count pills. They wouldn't get paid a million dollars an hour for just that.
 #19 
Old 2008-01-15, 22:55
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mah compound
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Do YOU work in a hospital/pharmacy... NO, so how about you shut the fuck up! You must be retarded if you really think that a pharmacists job is going to be taken over by computers! So many people will be out of a job and what makes you think that computers don't make mistakes, crash, etc. Plus no one is going to be comfortable with a fucking computer system dealing with their meds!

To the OP, a couple years ago one of my friends did that co-op stuff for school and started helping out in a hospital and ended up getting ahold of some liquid morphine plus some other shit. So IT IS possible to walk away with something...
Shut the fuck up noob.
 #20 
Old 2008-01-15, 23:18
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

To the OP, a couple years ago one of my friends did that co-op stuff for school and started helping out in a hospital and ended up getting ahold of some liquid morphine plus some other shit. So IT IS possible to walk away with something...

I know some people that have done similar shit (stealing a 40mg oxy pill every shift ect ect). Yes, it IS possible, but none the less retarded. It is a TERRIBLE idea.

So yes it can be done, and no you shouldn't attempt it.

If you get caught (and theres a good chance you will) you are going to be in serious shit. Just get your drugs some other way.

Personally, I would put on a ski mask, load up my shotgun and rob the entire pharmacy before I applied for a job and discreetly tried to steal a few pills. At least the robbery has some real payoff (its still a terrible idea though). Actually someone did just that a few weeks ago in my town. Some masked gunman demanded all the oxy, and I think he got away with it.
 #21 
Old 2008-01-16, 01:08
spartan_420 spartan_420 is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Lol, SN, didn't you once still a big, fat, fatty bag of fentanyl? Didn't you? Yes? Then shut up!

Haha, just kidding. I know what you did was totally different, and justified for that matter, I just thought it was a tad ironic that you were ranting about this.
 #22 
Old 2008-01-16, 01:37
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kenshin_kid, joined: 02/27/06
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Do you think you're fucking cool for that?

Don't plan on trying to cop some drugs because you won't get any. And if you did manage to get ahold of a few pills, they WILL find out. But if you're really interested in being a pharmacist, then go for it.

You're an idiot. I have my original registration date because I am repeatedly asked whether or not I am kenshin_kid. It's not to "show off". Other users have been here longer than me...

and thanks for the reading SN =P
 #23 
Old 2008-01-16, 01:52
Pooter Pooter is offline
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Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Quote:
Originally Posted by stupid noob
Exactly. A pharmacists job is shit anyway. Count pills, count pills count pills. A fucking monkey could do that job. Seriously, the actual brain power it takes to do that job is nothing. We have millions of people doing the EXACT same fucking thing everyday, packing DVDs in boxes to be shipped off to walmart. It is the same exact fucking thing.

Oh ya sure, they have to be able to answer questions too right? Questions that can be answered by reading the god damn insert that came with the drug.

So, to be a pharmacist, you must know how to count to at least say, 240, and you have to be able to read at a high school graduate level.

I fucking despise pharmacists, which is shitty, because every time I help some new person in real life with a problem with their medications, or anything medical, I am told I should be one of these legal drug pushing waste of fucking life pharmacists.


It is one job that I really think should be taken over by computers. I mean why not? Computers can't miscount, or fuck up, or give meds too early, or steal, or touch the cashiers titty, and there really is no human interaction needed in that kind of transaction. Any questions someone has can be answered if they read the god damn insert, or talk to their doctor. As far as verification, a finger print scanner can be installed.

Not only that, but if it were all automated, they could actually armor up the machine and they would be even less likely to be broken into than an actual pharmacy.

Actually, I see this as being reality in the next few decades. It's just better that way over all, for patients, doctors, pharm companies, everyone. Except the monkeys handing out drugs. But fuck them anyway.

Pharmacists are fucking worthless.


EDIT not to mention it wouldn't take god damn two hours to get drugs that you NEED RIGHT FUCKING NOW.


Don't you get it?! If we give the robots power over our meds, who's going to stop them from DENYING us from them when they rebel? Didn't think that one through did you?????
 #24 
Old 2008-01-16, 02:19
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mah compound
Default Re: Is this idea feasible?

Hehe, yes, I did manage to get a fat fatty fat ass bag of fentanyl, but that was due to employee negligence. He was asking about sneaking meds from a supply closet, or something similar.

And trust me, the doctor (dumbass that he was) that left that fent out had to sign for it, and account for it. Now, odds are he lied and said he used it or something, or used it to draw fresh bolus's from, but it was documented that it was gone.


And as for robots, good thing an EMP is fairly easy to make.
 
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