On a scale of 1-10, how funny is this:

We were out with my two mates, lets call them, Steve and Mike, at really, Steves request because a girl he's sort of friends with wanted him (and I suppose me) to come... She's never met Mike before and she thinks hes fit and tells Steve so via text message because we wanted to get beers before we actually went in to the place...Mike however, thinks she's fat, though I'd say shes not orca fat, more minke whale.

Anyways, its time to go at the end of the night and she's off consoling her girlfriend because of some reason or another, Steve (after much coaching from our part) managed to hook up with her, but was tired so we all had to go and didn't say goodbye, so I said send a message.

Steve is out of credit so he sends a message from Mike' phone, saying how he'd like to catch up sometime this week.

10 minutes later he gets the response 'I'm grounded for this week, but you can come by my house ;)', which is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and she knows damn well Steve doesn't drive.

Which prompts us to conclude that she thinks it was Mike who sent the message.

Though I have told him not to issue a correction because I want to see where this goes, though she did ring him like four times in the hour after that and he just didn't answer.

What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

This one. Someone wanna make sense of that, maybe translate from teenage retard-ese to english?

This one. Someone wanna make sense of that, maybe translate from teenage retard-ese to english?

Learn to comprehend you backwards Canuck.

Learn to comprehend you backwards Canuck.

Learn to write in a way that's comprehensible, fool.

This one. Someone wanna make sense of that, maybe translate from teenage retard-ese to english?

I just re-read it a few times, and I think this is what happened:

Guy hooks up with girl.
Guy sends girl a text message from his friend's phone asking if she wants to hang out.
Girl offers to let him come over, but thinks that it's the friend because it came from his phone.

I just re-read it a few times, and I think this is what happened:

Guy hooks up with girl.
Guy sends girl a text message from his friend's phone asking if she wants to hang out.
Girl offers to let him come over, but thinks that it's the friend because it came from his phone.

I did manage to wrangle that out of it eventually, took a few reads, though.

PWNED is about all I've got to say, given that he was too thick to specify who the message was from when he used a different person's phone.

I did manage to wrangle that out of it eventually, took a few reads, though.

PWNED is about all I've got to say, given that he was too thick to specify who the message was from when he used a different person's phone.

Pretty drunk, plus he was dictating because my mates phone is one of those touch screen...things.

I bet Steve's feeling really good about himself.

In response to the thread's title: Not very

Roflpop.

Ohhhh, I think it means that a insecure fat girl was trying to slut it up by trying to get with anything male?


Whoever she ended up with would probably have boosted her crippled self-esteem.


Chances are you could all fuck her, and she'd feel good about it by kidding herself you were doing her because she was 'hot'.

You may have a golden opportunity to spit roast a whale here, man.

Ohhhh, I think it means that a insecure fat girl was trying to slut it up by trying to get with anything male?

Whoever she ended up with would probably have boosted her crippled self-esteem.

Chances are you could all fuck her, and she'd feel good about it by kidding herself you were doing her because she was 'hot'.

:( That's the second post of yours in S&A that's had such depressing fuckin' notions...

:( That's the second post of yours in S&A that's had such depressing fuckin' notions...

And having once been a fat ugly girl I can say very truthfully that the mentality is true.

And having once been a fat ugly girl I can say very truthfully that the mentality is true.

I gathered, but didn't want to say anything.

Think it makes it more depressing, though. Means it's not just cynicism.

I concur. But I agree with yoyobek, they ought to spit roast the orca.

English motherfucker.
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