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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-01-15, 01:27 |
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 Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Don't put your penis inside of people who are crazy. It will only end in tears.
2. Cheating doesn't go over well with most girls.
3. Never trust a woman with your secrets. Ever. Evereverever.
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#2
2008-01-15, 01:30 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1) Once a cheater, always a cheater
2) Don't trust a guy who lies about stupid shit.
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#3
2008-01-15, 01:59 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0
1) Once a cheater, always a cheater
2) Don't trust a guy who lies about stupid shit.
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haha. you're gay. |
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#4
2008-01-15, 02:00 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Pee in the sink
2. Totse desensitizes everybody.
2.5. So now when someone is bleeding I won't be puking I will be helping. Thank you Totse.
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#5
2008-01-15, 02:02 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Don't put your penis inside of women. It will only end in tears.
haha. you're a chick.
Both fixed.
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#6
2008-01-15, 02:04 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1) Once a cheater, always a cheater
Idiot.
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#7
2008-01-15, 02:11 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Idiot.
yeah you fucking idiot. what if you cheated in elementary school in 8th grade. it doesn't mean you're going to cheat on your wife who you're in love with. grow a brain fag boy.
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#8
2008-01-15, 02:15 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
yeah you fucking idiot. what if you cheated in elementary school in 8th grade. it doesn't mean you're going to cheat on your wife who you're in love with. grow a brain fag boy.
Dude, how old are you?
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#9
2008-01-15, 02:18 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Never take anyone back more than once
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#10
2008-01-15, 02:36 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Ex is ex is ex.
2. Leave room to be yourself.
3. Don't get too comfortable.
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#11
2008-01-15, 02:38 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Never trust a guy with facial piercings.
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#12
2008-01-15, 02:46 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
http://www.the-isb.com/images/UnifiedBitchTheory2.jpg
Actually that's incorrect. Shit, hoes and tricks should be overlapping as hoes and tricks are subcategories of shit but bitches are not included in the entirety of shit, only the two subcategories.
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#13
2008-01-15, 02:57 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Never decide to not take action, a lifetime of "What if?" isn't worth it.
Be yourself, it will get you farther than anyone else.
If it has a warning sign on it, it generally means no.
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#14
2008-01-15, 03:01 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by nuclearrabbit
http://www.the-isb.com/images/UnifiedBitchTheory2.jpg
Actually that's incorrect. Shit, hoes and tricks should be overlapping as hoes and tricks are subcategories of shit but bitches are not included in the entirety of shit, only the two subcategories.
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I lawled at this. Thank you.
1) Once a cheater, always a cheater
2) Don't trust a guy who lies about stupid shit.
I've made my share of mistakes, but I've learned my lesson. #1 is untrue.
1. Ex is ex is ex.
2. Leave room to be yourself.
3. Don't get too comfortable.
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#15
2008-01-15, 04:38 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
No rules can be lived by. Rules are like theories, they oversimplfy very complex issues. Each situation is different and needs to be approached witha clear head, to get what you want out of it.
Think.
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#16
2008-01-15, 04:51 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. give a girl what she wants and she'll give you what you want.
2. pretend to listen.
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#17
2008-01-15, 05:00 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Dude, how old are you?
29 .
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#18
2008-01-15, 05:01 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
29 .
Srsly? No wai!
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#19
2008-01-15, 05:29 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
yeah you fucking idiot. what if you cheated in elementary school in 8th grade.
When I was in 8th grade, all my cheating was in elementary school!!!
...u 2 i c?
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#20
2008-01-15, 07:05 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1) Keep your friends far away from the booze.
2) Keep your friends even farther away from the knives.
3) I fucking hate hospitals.
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#21
2008-01-15, 07:18 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by AntlerBoy
1. Don't put your penis inside of people who are crazy. It will only end in tears.
2. Cheating doesn't go over well with most girls.
3. Never trust a woman with your secrets. Ever. Evereverever.
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but 1) leaves only guys. Just remember to pick your crazy.
2) a number want you to cheat on xxx with them, but they won't like you afterwards,
3) It's not a secret if you told someone.
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my rules
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1) If its dumb as a rock, don't do it
2) If you cheat, don't tell anyone
3) If it takes meds for depression/bipolar type of thing, don't
4) If theres any doubt, go for it.
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#22
2008-01-15, 07:24 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Rule #1:
If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's better to rent it.
Since it's true for 99.5% of all applications, I'll stick to it.
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#23
2008-01-15, 08:03 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by Orange_Crusader
Rule #1:
If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's better to rent it.
Since it's true for 99.5% of all applications, I'll stick to it.
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I don't approve of your use of the word applications in this context. |
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#24
2008-01-15, 08:35 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
dont trust women to "take care of it" especially when it comes to dvd players, or watches.
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#25
2008-01-15, 14:52 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
I don't approve of your use of the word applications in this context.
O rly?
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#26
2008-01-15, 17:01 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by Orange_Crusader
Rule #1:
If it floats, flies, or fucks, it's better to rent it.
Since it's true for 99.5% of all applications, I'll stick to it.
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I approve of your use of the word applications in this context. |
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#27
2008-01-15, 17:13 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1- Dont trust anyone,ever.
2-No, not even that guy who seems really nice.
3- And certainly not her. That bitch just wants to watch you suffer.
4-When a man says "I love you" for the first time, prepare for the inevitable hints he'll drop within the next few days about that car/games console/whatever he really really wants.
5- An ex is an ex for a reason.
6-Dont put too much importance into the stupid things people say.
7-Dont trust him.
8-No, really.
9-Never, ever cheat. Ever. EVER.
10-Allways assume the worst. If he wants to 'help you' sort your eating disorder out, it means he wants you to look like Victoria Beckham. If he needs to 'talk to you about something important' know that it's going to be something crushingly hurtfull.
If he gives you a a gift, know that he's possibly done something within the last few days that would break your heart if you knew about it. The guilt is eating him.
11-Rule ten can apply to women also.
12- Men and women are both equally lying cheating whores.
13-Men and Women both can be loyal and loving.
14-after three years of a relationship with no mention of marriage or even getting engaged, dont expect your girlfriend to not go shopping with your credit card. I mean it.
15- if your boyfriend/girlfriend gives you a present, no matter how much you hate it DO NOT TELL THEM THIS. It's the beginning if resentment and hurt. The words 'thank' and 'you' go exceptionally well together.
16- Dont try to talk about stuff after sex.
17-dont intefere with parts of your girl/boyfriends life that you dont understand and could never begin to understand.
18-Dont make your girl/boyfriend feel like shit to boost your own self worth on a regular basis.
19- If you happen to like your boyfriend/girlfriend, keep them away from their parent,especially an obese and intefering mother, as much as possible. But throw chocolate and cake at her on a regular basis to keep her satiated.
20-Enjoy what you have while you have it, but dont throw away your life to keep it.
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2008-01-15, 17:28 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
4-When a man says "I love you" for the first time, prepare for the inevitable hints he'll drop within the next few days about that car/games console/whatever he really really wants.
5- An ex is an ex for a reason.
7-Dont trust him.
8-No, really.
9-Never, ever cheat. Ever. EVER.
11-Rule ten can apply to women also.
12- Men and women are both equally lying cheating whores.
13-Men and Women both can be loyal and loving.
15- if your boyfriend/girlfriend gives you a present, no matter how much you hate it DO NOT TELL THEM THIS. It's the beginning if resentment and hurt. The words 'thank' and 'you' go exceptionally well together.
18-Dont make your girl/boyfriend feel like shit to boost your own self worth on a regular basis.
19- If you happen to like your boyfriend/girlfriend, keep them away from their parent,especially an obese and intefering mother, as much as possible. But throw chocolate and cake at her on a regular basis to keep her satiated.
20-Enjoy what you have while you have it, but dont throw away your life to keep it.
I agree.
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#29
2008-01-15, 17:36 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
long, very good post
+1'd.
1,6,9, and 18 especially.
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#30
2008-01-15, 17:57 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
1- Dont trust anyone,ever.
2-No, not even that guy who seems really nice.
3- And certainly not her. That bitch just wants to watch you suffer.
4-When a man says "I love you" for the first time, prepare for the inevitable hints he'll drop within the next few days about that car/games console/whatever he really really wants.
5- An ex is an ex for a reason.
6-Dont put too much importance into the stupid things people say.
7-Dont trust him.
8-No, really.
9-Never, ever cheat. Ever. EVER.
10-Allways assume the worst. If he wants to 'help you' sort your eating disorder out, it means he wants you to look like Victoria Beckham. If he needs to 'talk to you about something important' know that it's going to be something crushingly hurtfull.
If he gives you a a gift, know that he's possibly done something within the last few days that would break your heart if you knew about it. The guilt is eating him.
11-Rule ten can apply to women also.
12- Men and women are both equally lying cheating whores.
13-Men and Women both can be loyal and loving.
14-after three years of a relationship with no mention of marriage or even getting engaged, dont expect your girlfriend to not go shopping with your credit card. I mean it.
15- if your boyfriend/girlfriend gives you a present, no matter how much you hate it DO NOT TELL THEM THIS. It's the beginning if resentment and hurt. The words 'thank' and 'you' go exceptionally well together.
16- Dont try to talk about stuff after sex.
17-dont intefere with parts of your girl/boyfriends life that you dont understand and could never begin to understand.
18-Dont make your girl/boyfriend feel like shit to boost your own self worth on a regular basis.
19- If you happen to like your boyfriend/girlfriend, keep them away from their parent,especially an obese and intefering mother, as much as possible. But throw chocolate and cake at her on a regular basis to keep her satiated.
20-Enjoy what you have while you have it, but dont throw away your life to keep it.
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#31
2008-01-16, 01:32 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
4-When a man says "I love you" for the first time, prepare for the inevitable hints he'll drop within the next few days about that car/games console/whatever he really really wants.
Right after my boyfriend said he loved me, he took me on a 2 day snowboarding trip courtesy of just about all his paycheck and christmas money.
Other than that I'd say I agree with about 70% of those, give or take.
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#32
2008-01-16, 02:47 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Even if you think its a small one, NEVER let that fart go while sitting in class... next to the chick you like.
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#33
2008-01-16, 03:49 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
Never take anyone back. Ever.
Fixed.
If they fuck around once they shouldn't be aloud a second chance. Even if you really really like them
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#34
2008-01-16, 04:06 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Take what girls say with a grain of salt.
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#35
2008-01-16, 13:24 |
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
1. Don't put your penis inside of people who are crazy. It will only end in tears.
I am living proof of that one. Multiple times. Multiple crazy bitches.
1. Ex is ex is ex.
Damn straight.
Never decide to not take action, a lifetime of "What if?" isn't worth it.
Especially if it's someone you really care about.
The guy should never say "I love you" first. If she says something stupid in return, like "Thank you," it's gonna burn. But if a guy says something stupid, it's more or less expected, he is a guy after all.
Having a girl cheat on you with another girl isn't nearly as cool as it sounds.
Always keep a tissue or napkin in your pocket if she doesn't swallow.
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#36
2008-01-16, 19:36 |
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Re: Lessons I Have Learned.
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Originally Posted by vazilizaitsev89
1. Take what girls say with a grain of salt.
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a fucking bucket. |
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