Hey people. Something I have noticed when attempting various positions is that my penis length will change. What I mean is that when I'm on my back for example, my penis is it's average length and can easily get any job done, but when I'm laying on my side or am standing up, it is shorter. I don't know why, but it makes some positions more difficult. Does anyone have any ideas? is this normal?

is this normal?
yep it is

By the way: if your girlfriend wants to measure your dick, sit down - this will add up to half an inch.

yep it is

By the way: if your girlfriend wants to measure your dick, sit down - this will add up to half an inch.
It has nothing to do with measurement, I'm just not sure why that would happen, does anyone know of a way to keep it from getting shorter when lying on one's side or standing up? I would think that standing up would make it longer due to gravity.

By the way: if your girlfriend wants to measure your dick, sit down - this will add up to half an inch.

*grabs tape measure and phone*

... does anyone know of a way to keep it from getting shorter when lying on one's side or standing up ...
There is no way to do this, short of changing the human anatomy.

It's like not being able to swallow while you look straight above yourself when sitting or standing. Weird, but probably usefull in some way.

*grabs tape measure and phone*
LMFAO.
by the way, your signature has "Inquire" spelled wrong. :D

Your penis is longer then your penis.

It actually extends down under the skin a bit more. You'll notice if you feel around behind your ball sack, you can feel the extension of the shaft. When you're sitting down, it pushes more of it out.

That's fine, but it still doesn't solve the issue of keeping it the same length in other positions. and why is there more in the skin, why doesn't it come out?

That's fine, but it still doesn't solve the issue of keeping it the same length in other positions. and why is there more in the skin, why doesn't it come out?

Support, I would imagine. And thats just the way its supposed to be. Don't fret over it so much.

that sucks.

You should stop being so insecure about your fucking penis size.

lol thred is lol

your vision is very blury s your name implies, it is not about how I think of it or about size except that the smaller size makes certain positions tricky or difficult.

There is no way to do this, short of changing the human anatomy.

It's like not being able to swallow while you look straight above yourself when sitting or standing. Weird, but probably usefull in some way.


I can swallow while looking straight above myself while sitting AND standing, I just tried both. Wait.... you do mean just swallowing spit right?

How .much shorter does it get? I've never heard of someone's dick being so short that they couldn't do certain positions. Just practice dude. Anyways, if it's longer on your back and sitting that's all that matters.

I'd say it gets somewhere between a half inch and an inch shorter, shortest when I'm on my side.as far as practicing, that's a good idea. I do enjoy the girl on top positions, so I guess you're right about he length thing, but I always thought that a penis would be shorter when sitting.