Personally, I've never quite understood how someone can just leave a pair of underwear behind after a one night stand... I mean, don't you need them to get home?

Anyway, consider this somewhat of a pseudo-poll:

1) Do you just throw them out?

2) Do you keep them as a trophy of sorts?

3) Do you try somehow to track this person down so that you can return them? (Usually not very realistic).

4) Give them away to free will?

5) Other: (Be creative)

Creative?

I would wear them around my house and tell my self I'm a nasty little bitch.

Happy Valentines Day, Mom.

Happy Valentines Day, Mom.

Word.

4) Give them away to free will?

It is "good will" not "free will", lmao

Use them.

Nail 'em to the wall.

It is "good will" not "free will", lmao

No lie:

I actually woke up in the middle of the night, and the first thing that came to mind, was that mistake...

Good will... not free will!

What the fuck was I thinking?

I blame the alcohol and assortment of downers I was on when I created this thread!

Sniff them, or sell them on ebay to some star trek nerd, titled "OMG PORN STAR UNDERWARE"

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You have created a cyclic loop between the threads.

If she leaves her bra, I keep them... Free double barrel shangi :)

Wear them on my head, take pictures and email them to people with captions like "ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE THONGHEAD!"

Haven't done that for years.....

Happy Valentines Day, Mom.

haha +1

If it's a nice bra I might return it. thongs are a dime a dozen so if it's in my house, i would wear it like an eye patch for awhile then put it somewhere for later sniffage. if it would be in my car or truck, I would wear it like an eye patch for awhile then hang it from my rearview mirror.

I just throw them out.

No one ever leaves panties or shit at my place...

I don't have one night stands.

It's really not that hard to do. I've left nearly everything except shoes behind atleast once without noticing. Lead to a wonderful encounter when his mum made his bed and found my underwear.

Well, I used to masturbate to the ones that the girl to whom I lost my virginity left behind. There was also this time that this girl who I had a MASSIVE crush on borrowed a pair of shorts because everyone was getting into my hot tub. I masturbated to those shorts for months. I never washed them once.

But fast forward a few years, and here I am with some 32 year old woman's panties, complete with a pad to go with them...

I dunno... I guess I'm just gonna throw them out.

Live a little! ;)

Seriously though, chastity and sexual virtue are dead in this day and age.

I think a one night stand can be a great experience. It can also be a shitty one.

Just use discretion, and use protection.

I remember one time back in high school, I slept with some chick and she left her underwear at my house....


so I grabbed them, drove to school, walked up to her while she was at her locker bullshitting with her friends, and I said "hey...you uhhh forgot these." and I gave them to her.

needless to say she wanted to kill me.

Live a little! ;)

Seriously though, chastity and sexual virtue are dead in this day and age.

I think a one night stand can be a great experience. It can also be a shitty one.

Just use discretion, and use protection.

Safe sex really isn't as safe as most people think dude. Enjoy your aids.

Edit: Oh shit, sorry man, didn't realise it was you. Did you ever get that test done?

Safe sex really isn't as safe as most people think dude. Enjoy your aids.It's safe enough, grandpa...

Seriously though, chastity and sexual virtue are dead in this day and age.

Not for me.

i leave too much shit at people's houses.
i cold go round for half an hour and manage to leave something.

i managed to leave underwear, a dress & a necklace at a boy's house. got everything back except the udnerwear. hm.

I nick my boyfriends boxers and wear them in bed :p

I go through the motions of pretending I want my undergarments back, but we both know I'm just trying not to seem like a total cock.

(Or, you know, something that actually makes you laugh.)

I'd hope you'd do the decent thing and try to return them to their rightfull owner!


Back in my more interesting days I lost some good pairs of panties due to uncomfortable one-night-stands and my frantic attempt to get the hell out of there as quickly as possible the next morning.

1) Girl bails the fuck out on you, in fear of you waking to see her again -- leaves her panties behind
2) Knock on her door, the next day, panties in hand
3) ???
4) Profit!!!

you are fucking weird

i just keep all of this sort of stuff that accumulates in one drawer so if a girl ever needs a spare bra, pantie, bathing suit i have her covered. either do that or throw it away.

you are fucking weird

i just keep all of this sort of stuff that accumulates in one drawer so if a girl ever needs a spare bra, pantie, bathing suit i have her covered. either do that or throw it away.

Don't they ever ask why you have a drawer full of womez's clothing?

I keep them for around 6 months. Giving them a chance to reclaim said items and not having loads of female underwear in my wardrobe.

Don't they ever ask why you have a drawer full of womez's clothing?

that animated GIF from [i]That 70's Show of Eric dancing under a shower of panties[⁄img]




Yeah, I can't find it. Sue me.

Don't they ever ask why you have a drawer full of womez's clothing?

well obviously if it was a serious girlfriend i wouldnt show them this drawer but if your just messing around with a one night stand or fuck buddy they know whats going on and if they do get mad who cares. at least thats how i think about it.

I'd hope you'd do the decent thing and try to return them to their rightfull owner!

Normally I would! But this chick skipped out at like 6 am. She told me she had to go, but I was too tired to even respond, so I just went back to sleep, so now I'll probably never see her again...


Edit: Oh shit, sorry man, didn't realise it was you. Did you ever get that test done?

Clean as a whistle.

I did have Chlamydia a while back though, but that was before the whole AIDS fiasco.

So yeah, you're right, protected sex isn't guaranteed to be safe. But I mean, come on, if you play it too safe, you'll miss out on a lot that life has to offer.

And: how do they smell? Worth saving?

Think you could make a nice soup stock out of them?

Or...should they be handled as toxic waste & Hazmat called in?

They just kinda smell like... her. Like the perfume she was wearing, or something. It's weird how powerful the sense of smell is when it comes to triggering memories.

It actually brought a few back that I thought were erased for good due to alcohol consumption.

Smell 'em, wear 'em, or flush 'em.