What are some fun, slightly sexual things you and your partner like to do?

For instance dressing up for each other, or taking a shower/bath together.

Sometimes we like to go to the cemetery and dig up corpses. If we find a fresh one we take turns violating it.

Sounds like fun!

Having sex.

QFT. Glad I'm not the only one.

You should look at the death date for faster results.

Having sex.

You had to go over the top, didn't you?!

When did S&A become SG?

When people started making shitty threads.

Ooh, burnnN!

Kidding. Don't lynch me.

We shower together occasionally, but it's not really sexual, just out of convenience.

I masturbate to traps because I'm an angsty emofag.

/masculinity.

We shower together occasionally, but it's really sexual, not just out of convenience.

this.

Hahahahahh your too fucking much.

Sex in a park's pretty fun.
The laughter, the jumping and tumbling, the playful atmosphere suddenly interrupted by kids crying and parents calling the cops.
Such fun times...

https://www.akarally.com/images/shocker-2.jpg

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Giv her teh SHOCKA!!

Put it in her butt.

Does anyone else lack the hand control to actually do the shocker? I tried on myself and findgers just get in the way.

Mixing drugs and sex.

Wait, you gave yourself the shocker?

Wait, you gave yourself the shocker?
Attempted to while I was being watched...

Attempted to while I was being watched...

Geez girl, you are being too hard on yourself. Guys doing it to you shouldn't have any problems.....but unless you have long ape-like arms, I can't see how you could contort your hand in a comfortable enough position. Never had any issues on this end doing it to women....

https://www.akarally.com/images/shocker-2.jpg

Two in the goo,
one in the poo.
lulz

Shower, Bathe, find a camera, find new places to visit (parks, rooftops, forests), stimulate with a yet unused portion of your body, watch TV and only kink during the commercials, draw all over each other with markers. Turn the water off in the shower and smear each other with soap until you can hardly stand and slide/fall all over each other.

I don't think it's possible for a girl to do it to herself.

Geez girl, you are being too hard on yourself. Guys doing it to you shouldn't have any problems.....but unless you have long ape-like arms, I can't see how you could contort your hand in a comfortable enough position. Never had any issues on this end doing it to women....
Yeah, but I can't even make the hand gesture.

Yeah, but I can't even make the hand gesture.

You can't pull your ring finger down with your thumb?

You can't pull your ring finger down with your thumb?

Duh... Evolution hasn't hit her yet.

No opposable thumbs. :(

Put it in her butt.

voila!

we do it to save water.

You can't pull your ring finger down with your thumb?
Not really, no.

we do it to save water.

Lol. This statement amuses me.

My flat should probably start doing that, considering we have water restrictions, here.

I don't get this "exotic place" fetish. I mean, it's nice to mix it up once in a while, like a resort here or there, or camping, or something, but to actually leave the nice comfy bed for a cold, damp forest floor...when's that get fun?

When the woman walking her dog starts coming in your direction. Truestory.