I just seen the "How does totse smoke hash" thread, and I thought this would be interesting.

I personally take the can out of the box, pop the tab (this is very important) and bring it to my lips, tilt the can back, let the amber liquid flow into my mouth, and then swallow.

I have heard of people snorting it up thier nose and then swallowing it like that. Think there is any truth in it?

I've railed beer, plugged beer, IV'd beer, and smoked beer, but the best way to put the alcohol to true effect is the old fashioned way -

You're going to have to drink it. I know, gross eh?

Sorry if that had nothing to do with the thread btw...I can't really fully comprehend alot of these threads right now, and end up inadvertendtly typing shit that I just find funny.

you can't rail weed dumbass, it's a liquid hurrr.

To OP, yeah smoking beer is awesome.

I drink my beer flat and warm, sometimes since I hate the taste I mix it with ice and milk.

Intersting. :)

I actually like to plug it, that or smash a 6pack to my skull till I start to feel a bit woozy.

fast, i hate beer...usually 2 cigarettes to a beer too..

the same way everyone drinks their beer.. we put them on two legs at a time.. duh.

but actually, i've been an alcoholic for roughly 2 years.. i like mixed drinks at first )strong vodka + cranberry).. but for the beer?

let me tell you something.. there is NOTHING cozier than a budweiser + big mac in the winter.. the clydesdale's are super cozy, plus ronald mcdonald knows how to blast off with a fat line of secret sauce (which by the way, is the greatest ingredient on any burger)..

7 budweisers + 1 big mac meal = waiting for a bag of white while chain smoking a pack of camels

Right Through My Mouth Hole

Hmm, I think I'm gonna try to smoke some beer right now...

How many feet of aluminum foil do you think I need to hold a 12oz can of beer on?

I think I also need to go to Home Depot and pick up a blow torch to vape it.

Well I don't like the sound of that...

No...I don't like the sound of that one bit...

i take it subocularly

tilt head back, pour into eyes

you can't rail weed dumbass, it's a liquid

lulz@typo...

...as to the OP - usually as an ounce of hops which has soaked in anhydrous ethanol for a month before being strained 'n redried. Why the fuck should I fuck around with shit I don't want???

Why the fuck should I fuck around with shit I don't want???

Because....Subconciously you really DO want it.

Most effective method.

(21 May 2004, Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

I've always hoped that this would be the way I go out. One day, Kykeon, one day...

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

I've always hoped that this would be the way I go out. One day, Kykeon, one day...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH AHHHHH!!!! WAHHH! Eeeeeeee!

uuuuuuuummm i open it and drink it?

Well I consider myself a beer connoisseur. I have a wall with over a hundred different sides of 6 packs from microbreweries. Right now in my stash I have Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Celebration Ale, Flying Dog Amber Lager, and some Backfin Pale Ale. Right now my favorite beer is Sierra Neveda Celebration Ale. Anyway here is how to drink a beer properly.

1. Pour beer into mug observing the thickness, color, and cloudyness. Make sure to pour so there is some foam because foam adds flavor.

2. Smell the beer and try pin down flavors that you might detect.

3. Drink and repeat! (Make sure to wash the glass if you a pouring a different beer.)

Most important thing is the glass. It makes the beer much more enjoyable IMO.

7 budweisers + 1 big mac meal = waiting for a bag of white while chain smoking a pack of camels

holy shit are you my old room mate?

man... im so fucking wasted, i just smoked a 12 pack of miller high life

with a funnel