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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-01-12, 04:09
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Navicalist 
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Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Do I even need to share the story?
Boy cuts his hand.
Boy meets a nurse.
Nurse is nice.
Boy likes nurse.
Nurse and the boy sex sex.
Nurse's dad is gonna die.
Boy tests his blood out of respect/politeness.
Boy matches.
Daddy lives.
Nurse bye bye.
Boy one kidney.
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#2
 2008-01-12, 04:17
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Was the sex worth your kidnet?
Hey I live in ohio too :o
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#3
 2008-01-12, 04:32
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indermaur 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Lol. Owned.
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#4
 2008-01-12, 05:23
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SAS25 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
If this is true, that sucks.
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#5
 2008-01-12, 05:39
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Go get that shit back. Now.
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#6
 2008-01-12, 06:05
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Take solice in the fact that you have severely lowered your own lif expectancy to slightly increase his.
Nah but if you really donated a kidney you are a true champion, it's something to be proud of.
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#7
 2008-01-12, 08:02
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
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Originally Posted by Garrett
Take solice in the fact that you have severely lowered your own lif expectancy to slightly increase his.
Nah but if you really donated a kidney you are a true champion, it's something to be proud of.
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yeah golden words, the nurse wasnt worth it but her father might be a good fellow.
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#8
 2008-01-12, 08:10
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charliels531 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
So, answer the question: was the sex worth it? Cause if it was, I wanna meet this babe.
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#9
 2008-01-12, 09:21
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
ditto
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#10
 2008-01-12, 10:19
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illuminatikiller 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
I've noticed that there are a lot of people from Ohio and Michigan on totse. Ya'll should have like monthly meet ups in your states.
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#11
 2008-01-12, 10:23
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spartan_420 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
How does it feel knowing that you may die very, very soon?
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#12
 2008-01-12, 20:08
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
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Originally Posted by Navicalist
Do I even need to share the story?
Boy cuts his hand.
Boy meets a nurse.
Nurse is nice.
Boy likes nurse.
Nurse and the boy sex sex.
Nurse's dad is gonna die.
Boy tests his blood out of respect/politeness.
Boy matches.
Daddy lives.
Nurse bye bye.
Boy one kidney.
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YOu could sue the nurse for malpractice if you wanted to get back at the whore.
She shouldnt be getting involved with patients. Or you could.. uhh.. you know, re-obtain your kidney. If you know what I mean.
Here, you can borrow this. It's a knife I use for hacking up dead cow and such, it's very good for such things, allthough not completely precise. But you could atleast get back bits of your kidney with it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/3babe.jpg
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#13
 2008-01-12, 20:47
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
YOu could sue the nurse for malpractice if you wanted to get back at the whore.
She shouldnt be getting involved with patients. Or you could.. uhh.. you know, re-obtain your kidney. If you know what I mean.
Here, you can borrow this. It's a knife I use for hacking up dead cow and such, it's very good for such things, allthough not completely precise. But you could atleast get back bits of your kidney with it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/3babe.jpg
Machetes aren't the solution to everything.
Maybe there's more to the reason the nurse left you that you aren't telling us?
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#14
 2008-01-12, 20:47
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
What's sad is that your salty you gave your kidney up and didn't get a relationship with the nurse. Were you thinking of a deal...'I give your dad a kidney to live, you have a relationship with me  ' did you honesty expect that????
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#15
 2008-01-12, 23:04
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Rocko 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
What a fuckin whore. Oh well, at least you bought someone some extra years of life, that's something to be proud of. Try to stay in contact with her dad.
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#16
 2008-01-12, 23:09
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Without Trying 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Funny shit.
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#17
 2008-01-13, 01:10
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Syphon 
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Machetes aren't the solution to everything.
HERESY!
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#18
 2008-01-13, 01:41
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
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Originally Posted by Rocko
What a fuckin whore. Oh well, at least you bought someone some extra years of life, that's something to be proud of. Try to stay in contact with her dad.
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Would you fuck a guy/girl with a matching kidney to your parents, to save their life? I don't think she's a whore, she saved her dad's life. I'd do just about anything to save one of my parent's life.
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#19
 2008-01-13, 02:52
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Remove some other organ of her dad's so she has to come back to you for another one.
Once you do this, you'll be in, I swear.
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#20
 2008-01-13, 12:08
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
Machetes aren't the solution to everything.
Maybe there's more to the reason the nurse left you that you aren't telling us?
That's not a machette.
However, yes, there may be reasons she left him that we dont know.
Regardless, it is an honorable thing to donate an organ.
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#21
 2008-01-13, 21:35
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Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney
look on the bright side. You saved someones life and got sex for it?
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