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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-01-12, 04:09
Navicalist Navicalist is offline
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Default Last time I'm giving up my kidney

Do I even need to share the story?

Boy cuts his hand.

Boy meets a nurse.

Nurse is nice.

Boy likes nurse.

Nurse and the boy sex sex.

Nurse's dad is gonna die.

Boy tests his blood out of respect/politeness.

Boy matches.

Daddy lives.

Nurse bye bye.

Boy one kidney.
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Old 2008-01-12, 04:17
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Was the sex worth your kidnet?


Hey I live in ohio too :o
 #3 
Old 2008-01-12, 04:32
indermaur indermaur is offline
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Lol. Owned.
 #4 
Old 2008-01-12, 05:23
SAS25 SAS25 is offline
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If this is true, that sucks.
 #5 
Old 2008-01-12, 05:39
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Default Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney

Go get that shit back. Now.
 #6 
Old 2008-01-12, 06:05
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Take solice in the fact that you have severely lowered your own lif expectancy to slightly increase his.

Nah but if you really donated a kidney you are a true champion, it's something to be proud of.
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Old 2008-01-12, 08:02
extermin8tor extermin8tor is offline
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Originally Posted by Garrett
Take solice in the fact that you have severely lowered your own lif expectancy to slightly increase his.

Nah but if you really donated a kidney you are a true champion, it's something to be proud of.


yeah golden words, the nurse wasnt worth it but her father might be a good fellow.
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Old 2008-01-12, 08:10
charliels531 charliels531 is offline
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So, answer the question: was the sex worth it? Cause if it was, I wanna meet this babe.
 #9 
Old 2008-01-12, 09:21
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ditto
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Old 2008-01-12, 10:19
illuminatikiller illuminatikiller is offline
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I've noticed that there are a lot of people from Ohio and Michigan on totse. Ya'll should have like monthly meet ups in your states.
 #11 
Old 2008-01-12, 10:23
spartan_420 spartan_420 is offline
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How does it feel knowing that you may die very, very soon?
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Old 2008-01-12, 20:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Navicalist
Do I even need to share the story?

Boy cuts his hand.

Boy meets a nurse.

Nurse is nice.

Boy likes nurse.

Nurse and the boy sex sex.

Nurse's dad is gonna die.

Boy tests his blood out of respect/politeness.

Boy matches.

Daddy lives.

Nurse bye bye.

Boy one kidney.





YOu could sue the nurse for malpractice if you wanted to get back at the whore.
She shouldnt be getting involved with patients. Or you could.. uhh.. you know, re-obtain your kidney. If you know what I mean.

Here, you can borrow this. It's a knife I use for hacking up dead cow and such, it's very good for such things, allthough not completely precise. But you could atleast get back bits of your kidney with it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/3babe.jpg
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Old 2008-01-12, 20:47
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney

YOu could sue the nurse for malpractice if you wanted to get back at the whore.
She shouldnt be getting involved with patients. Or you could.. uhh.. you know, re-obtain your kidney. If you know what I mean.

Here, you can borrow this. It's a knife I use for hacking up dead cow and such, it's very good for such things, allthough not completely precise. But you could atleast get back bits of your kidney with it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/3babe.jpg

Machetes aren't the solution to everything.

Maybe there's more to the reason the nurse left you that you aren't telling us?
 #14 
Old 2008-01-12, 20:47
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What's sad is that your salty you gave your kidney up and didn't get a relationship with the nurse. Were you thinking of a deal...'I give your dad a kidney to live, you have a relationship with me Mad' did you honesty expect that????
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Old 2008-01-12, 23:04
Rocko Rocko is offline
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What a fuckin whore. Oh well, at least you bought someone some extra years of life, that's something to be proud of. Try to stay in contact with her dad.
 #16 
Old 2008-01-12, 23:09
Without Trying Without Trying is offline
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Funny shit.
 #17 
Old 2008-01-13, 01:10
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Machetes aren't the solution to everything.

HERESY!
 #18 
Old 2008-01-13, 01:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocko
What a fuckin whore. Oh well, at least you bought someone some extra years of life, that's something to be proud of. Try to stay in contact with her dad.


Would you fuck a guy/girl with a matching kidney to your parents, to save their life? I don't think she's a whore, she saved her dad's life. I'd do just about anything to save one of my parent's life.
 #19 
Old 2008-01-13, 02:52
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Remove some other organ of her dad's so she has to come back to you for another one.

Once you do this, you'll be in, I swear.
 #20 
Old 2008-01-13, 12:08
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Default Re: Last time I'm giving up my kidney

Machetes aren't the solution to everything.

Maybe there's more to the reason the nurse left you that you aren't telling us?

That's not a machette.




However, yes, there may be reasons she left him that we dont know.

Regardless, it is an honorable thing to donate an organ.
 #21 
Old 2008-01-13, 21:35
nau06248 nau06248 is offline
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look on the bright side. You saved someones life and got sex for it?
 
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