There's a couple of girls that I'd like to get with or at least get acquainted with them. But the problem is, I don't really know how to introduce myself to them. What would be a good thing to say or do? I'm really bad at this sort of thing, so any advice would be appreciated.

I'm not a social monger myself. But when I want to meet other people, I usually come with a friend of theirs and have that friend introduce me.

If you don't know who their friends are, you could always do something like, "Can I show you a magic trick?"

"Can I show you a magic trick?"

Just follow me to my van.

Where are these girls at? That would help us give some better advice.

You could always pull a on the spot move, depends what they are doing, holding, saying, wearing, you could butt in and say something.

Just follow me to my van.

Will there be candy ? :)

hello

Will there be candy ? :)

Who the fuck do you think I am, you fat little shit?
Do I look like Willy fucking Wonka to you?

hi, my name is. . .

well you could do what i might do,and=

bump into them if you plan on coming across them some-a-wheres
and keep acting like you cant get past them[i mean literally not figuratively]
and make some comment like i know you like the idea of bumping into me,but this is getting ridiculis,ask me for my number already?!--this might get laughs and thell think you have a serious sense of humor or they might have the attitude of''o hes one of those: that thinks he can be all cocky and that im just stupid!''
^and yes some do have that disorder that i referred too

or do what flannery advised,,either way,theres nothing to lose and everything to gain

you could butt in and say something.

This works, I have done it before. Just remember to keep the conversation going.

Who the fuck do you think I am, you fat little shit?
Do I look like Willy fucking Wonka to you?

loL
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QFT, this is good advice even though i do know how hard it can be!

"Overhearing" something interesting they're talking about works...Butt in with a "Sorry but I couldn't help overhearing that you have genital warts...So does a friend of mine......"

Presto...One conversation from thin air.

"Sorry but I couldn't help overhearing that you have genital warts...So does a friend of mine......"


works everytime

Book stores are a great place.

or you could just walk up to her and shove it up her butt...she'd enjoy that


but seriously, use different tactics. Share something common.

I used my kickass greek name to introduce myself to some polish chick

works everytime

Fuckin' aye buddy! :D :p

YOU:how much does a polar bear weigh?
GIRL:*blank look*
YOU:enough to break the ice
GIRL: Huh?
YOU:hi im______

I mildly chuckled.

"Overhearing" something interesting they're talking about works...Butt in with a "Sorry but I couldn't help overhearing that you have genital warts...So does a friend of mine......"

Or, a "mind your own buisness!" kind of response might happen.



It's probably best to smile, introduce yourself, and start talking. Remember that girls are narcisitic creatures so they'll love it if you ask them about themselves alot.
If you can, try to base your introduction on the situation,say if these girls are at your work place or school.

practice in front of the mirror....

"hello, my names john. and I'm a nice guy"
"hello, my names john. and I'm a nice guy"
"hello....."

dress like a pirate, come up to her and say "y halo thar!".

Just an idea.

Oh, sorry. Been a little too preoccupied to look at this thread. This is at school.

Thanks for the replies.

Where do you see her at? I know at my school theres labs, hallways, lounge/sitting areas. Narrow it down some more.

Im guessing you probably see her walking around in the hallways in such...therefore it'd be a little bit tougher since shes on the move. Id suggest slap on a friendly/comfortable face, have a positive smile or smirk on your face. Look at her keeping that facial expression therefore you dont look like a dousche/creep and go for eye contact, if she makes it just fire up with a friendly opening, hey whats up, hey how you doing...etc. Then if your lucky you can build from there, enough to if you see her again you can walk up and start talking to her whenever, meaning that you are no longer strangers.

Explaning that with a example:
I see people all the time at work that ive met just once, and only once, just shook hands with them and said a few words. Then i see them in a distance walking around and theyll wave or nod or yell hey...If you can just manage something simple like this you'll be able to just converse with her like that whenever.

I see her in my 7th period class, but not so much in the halls. Maybe once a day. She's a freshman (save the insults, please), and I'm a sophomore, so I'm going to my sophomore classes while she's going to her freshman classes; and since I know the school inside and out and all the shortcuts, and she's still getting used to things, so you can see why I don't see her very often.

Just from overhearing one of her conversations, I know that she smokes (cigarettes, as far as I know), if that helps at all.

I see her in my 7th period class, but not so much in the halls. Maybe once a day. She's a freshman (save the insults, please), and I'm a sophomore, so I'm going to my sophomore classes while she's going to her freshman classes; and since I know the school inside and out and all the shortcuts, and she's still getting used to things, so you can see why I don't see her very often.


Use the longer route for once, see her there and say "hey, why are you using this path? There is a shortcut just round the corner, cuts the walk in half. Here, let me show you!"

well you could do what i might do,and=

bump into them if you plan on coming across them some-a-wheres
and keep acting like you cant get past them[i mean literally not figuratively]
and make some comment like i know you like the idea of bumping into me,but this is getting ridiculous,ask me for my number already?!--this might get laughs and thell think you have a serious sense of humor or they might have the attitude of''o hes one of those: that thinks he can be all cocky and that im just stupid!''
^and yes some do have that disorder that i referred too

or do what flannery advised,,either way,theres nothing to lose and everything to gain

That's not too bad. It sends out the right signals (to the majority of girls - and if not to this girl, fuck it! She probably isn't as fun as you'd thought.)

Use the longer route for once, see her there and say "hey, why are you using this path? There is a shortcut just round the corner, cuts the walk in half. Here, let me show you!"

Well, I don't know exactly where she is at times, because I don't know her schedule.

Well, I don't know exactly where she is at times, because I don't know her schedule.

Haven't you learned anything from the Robinhoody School of Stalking?

Just drop something and have her pick it up, make sure its something interesting enough to start a conversation.

Haven't you learned anything from the Robinhoody School of Stalking?

I try not to pay attention to him.

Cunt punt.

Or, a "mind your own buisness!" kind of response might happen.



It's probably best to smile, introduce yourself, and start talking. Remember that girls are narcisitic creatures so they'll love it if you ask them about themselves alot.
If you can, try to base your introduction on the situation,say if these girls are at your work place or school.

My way works fine for me...And any birds who say "mind your own business" will get a swift "Bollocks to ya then. Dopey cunt."
And it would appear they aren't people I want to talk to anyways.

But I haven't had that yet! :D

"Please to meet you hope you guess my name."

Sure it's from the 80s, but the 80s have gained a lot of popularity lately.

Or you could tell her "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste."

Or you could tell her "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste."

Right, I meant to say that for some reason I could only think of the 2nd chorus.

hello

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fix'd.

Just say hi..