i need advice. the poor sucker i am, i want a relationship. ive pretty much been single for the last 2 years now with a few short exceptions. 1.) melissa 24 , my girlfriend from drug rehab. she relapsed and left rehab (and me) and is currently listed as a missing person. THEN their was rachel 29 girl friend number 2 from rehab. she is the shit, i miss her, i love her as a person. i graduated and moved 400 miles away to escape south florida, thus leaving her (although we still talk on a regular basis).


ever since coming to norh florida, i have been a male slut. my second night here i met a...high school...girl off myspace and fucker her. she was dumb as rocks, not relationship material.

then...about a week later, my 2nd day at work at my new job. a co-worked invited me over after work for a little "Training session". i found out later she was trying to get pregnant so she could put it off on her boyfriend (crazy bitch)

then jessica..shes fat..i was drunk..enuf said.

then was EMILY..now emily was cool. real cool. 19 years old...great face. skinny body but still very cute. i liked her ALOT, she liked me to i assume (she gave me head at the movie threate so..i guess she did) anyways problem being...shes bi-polar. shes all happy and wantin to suck a dick one minute...then crying about it the next minute. she wont take my calls any more...

then i dont drunk and copped head from high school girl named brittany. her boyfriend is a dick.

rachel...met her of myspace....we went out to eat..fucked..that was that. she even took me off her friends list...

then today i was lured to some girls house....i met her off craigs list. her pictrues are VERY deceiving. i LET her give me head. it was disgusting.


now like i said, thise whole time, ive wanted a real relationship. but just end up fucking once and leaving cause none of these girls are what i want.

btw im 21..white male...average looks, but i know how to dress and carry my self.



ANYONE BEEN THREW THIS? ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?



p.s heres a picture of me.

http://vampirefreaks.com/picview.php?pic_id=22964853&user=motionkkid&uid=2719088&title=im+pret-tending+to+be+thinking+about+something+really+deep&c=2&x=3&d=0&s=2

You have pictures on vampirefreaks.com. That's your problem.

thank you for solving all of my problems. why do i come to a place mainly used as a porn cover up page for 12 year olds when their wankin it so their mom dosent disconnect the aol again.

Stop meeting girls on MySpace?

Stop fucking high school girls?

Meet a girl who has similar interests or something dude, it's not that hard to figure out.

...then again, you do have a picture on Vampire Freaks.

Troll, idiots.
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yeah im a troll..ive been trolling for four years now...yup....four years of trolling..thats me. glad someone finnaly caught on.

yeah im a troll..ive been trolling for four years now...yup....four years of trolling..thats me. glad someone finnaly caught on.I bet you have.

atleast im not a fat guy from south dakota.

atleast im not a fat guy from south dakota.How do you know I'm fat?

dude, how the fuck do you get girls, I mean, you're not even that good looking and you have an apes brow.

seriously, If you wan to have a relationship stop trying to hook up with girls through myspace..

duhh?

Legitimate relationship sites perhaps?

Maybe instead of trying to find the answer, you've given yourself the wrong problem. If all else fails, change your relationship to and views towards girls. Works every time.:)

well first of all....3/6 of the girls i came in contact to via the internet. second of all..i dont get laid because of my looks. the eye brow isnt as bad as it is in that picture, but i got acne scars from my early teenage years and i look like a 17 year old from what i hear.. (btw im 21)

getting girls is not my problem, i just cant seem to find anyone that i want to stick around.

Can anyone tell me what S&A is all about

Lights please.....

"Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here."


this pertains to me not beingable to find someone for a real relationships...and....getting nothing but sex.


kudos on the trying to suggest this is not the right forum though. sometimes..caring is all you can do -whipes eyes-

maybe you need to go to another rehab to find a meaningful relationship.

I'm kinda in the same boat cept I don't think I wanta girl. Most girls I meet just want the dick then go from there. If you wanna bitch who isn't just gonna be on your nuts then try to run classy game like you're in a library or somethin. Most people know me as a drug dealer / general derelict and menace to society so its an uphill battle to get someone to date me and I'm fine with that. Can't stand most bitches when the goal of fuckin them isn't in my mind.

Anyways, fuck myspace for starters I dont trust that shit girls be dirty.

thats what im trying to do now. theirs this black girl who ive been dating for about a month now. (dating as in..we go on dates..out to eat..movies ect ect) this girls cool. i still havent even tried to kiss her. then today i invited her over to my house when class let out and she said shed come but shes on her period. so she mightbe comin she might, not either way it seems like today could of been the day i sealed the deal.


hopefully this works out. and as far as re-hab....i got more pussy in rehab than you could shake a stick at

yeah my buddy got mad pussy in the psych ward too. Got caught in the closet. black girls are cool, think I should get me one.

best of luck with the nigress