I hold on to my cum and my orgasm lasted 7 seconds!

What was your longest orgasm record?

Who the fuck measures how long they orgasm for?

You aren't helping..

It obviously wasn't very good if you had to count the seconds.
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I actually quite liked this one. It was heavenly. That's why I counted.

I'm not sure I qualify jacking your self off a true orgasm...

Nowadays, it seems like a chore...

Heh..

LOL SINCE I HAVE GOT LAID JAKKIN OFF IS JST SHIT AND I DNT RLI SEE DA POINT ITZ ONLI FOUR VIRGINS WHO CANT GET NUN

stfu

Fapping is still good. Even after a weekend of sex with my girlfriend, I still fap after she goes home.

But then again, I'm a sex addict.

LOL SINCE I HAVE GOT LAID JAKKIN OFF IS JST SHIT AND I DNT RLI SEE DA POINT ITZ ONLI FOUR VIRGINS WHO CANT GET NUN

err, moki doki?

LOL SINCE I HAVE GOT LAID JAKKIN OFF IS JST SHIT AND I DNT RLI SEE DA POINT ITZ ONLI FOUR VIRGINS WHO CANT GET NUN

stfu

Fapping is still good. Even after a weekend of sex with my girlfriend, I still fap after she goes home.

But then again, I'm a sex addict.
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err, moki doki?

Well, it's basically what you were saying, and just made you sound like a fag.

Unless you were saying that fapping seems like a chore because you can't get any but wish you could?

Either way, fag.

LOL SINCE I HAVE GOT LAID JAKKIN OFF IS JST SHIT AND I DNT RLI SEE DA POINT ITZ ONLI FOUR VIRGINS WHO CANT GET NUN

stfu

Fapping is still good. Even after a weekend of sex with my girlfriend, I still fap after she goes home.

But then again, I'm a sex addict.

it's a proven fact that most guys, even with girlfriends still masturbate atleast twice a week.

it's a proven fact that most guys, even with girlfriends still masturbate atleast twice a week.

I still masturbate at least once a day. Usually two. And I get sexy time 2 or 3 days a week. So it's not like I'm deprived or anything.

moving to S&A

Why the fuck did you move this bullshit here?

*jerks off into your eye*

The computer clock changed over to the minute, probably the third time I'd smoked pot, first time I'd masturbated on it. It lasted a decent amount of time, I slowly dripped out a rather large load.

LOL SINCE I HAVE GOT LAID JAKKIN OFF IS JST SHIT AND I DNT RLI SEE DA POINT ITZ ONLI FOUR VIRGINS WHO CANT GET NUN

stfu

Fapping is still good. Even after a weekend of sex with my girlfriend, I still fap after she goes home.

But then again, I'm a sex addict.

Nah I gotta agree with him. Jacking off kinda sucks. I only do it to get off, I don't really actually enjoy the act of masturbating it's self. Actually, it's a lot of work for such a small little orgasm really :\

i doubt your story, mainly being able to retain your cum for 7 seconds after the orgasm (or as you claim, during). but if your telling the truth, keep practicing and get better! iv been trying to find a drug that will feel like an orgasm, but if you can hav long orgasms then its better than a drug cuz its free!

My orgasms are way longer than 7 seconds.

Okay now Im so confused... how long is the average orgasm.

I'm a girl btw.

A guys orgasm is like 3-4 seconds. Women 7-10. Pigs 20-30 minutes.

Do poppers.

if you do meth and watch porn you DONT GET BORED. every picture just makes you more and more aroused, but you never want to finish. it seems like every time i used to do meth thats what i ended up doing since there were no females in the town i lived in. and when it starts getting light out when you let it go its like you get a normal one but thats just the start once you think its over all the sudden it happens again but like really intense, then the massive one comes it like comes in waves. i bet ive had 25 seconds.

7 seconds is pretty average for me, I must confess. Generally it's like 10-12. Just hold your cum in for as long as fucking possible, it's pretty simple.

Yeah, but then when it finally comes out you get that feeling that you messed something up.

LOL SINCE I HAVE GOT LAID JAKKIN OFF IS JST SHIT AND I DNT RLI SEE DA POINT ITZ ONLI FOUR VIRGINS WHO CANT GET NUN

stfu

Fapping is still good. Even after a weekend of sex with my girlfriend, I still fap after she goes home.

But then again, I'm a sex addict.

I whack off more than ever when I'm sexually active.

1234567! 7n seconds!

insetad of 1...2...3...etc

Then where did the cum go?