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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-01-09, 02:25
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Default So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

I've put my finger in there a few times when showering, but it never feels good. It feels sensitive, but never pleasurable. Also, I can never find my prostate. Whatever, I guess it's not for everyone.

Anyone else?
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Old 2008-01-09, 02:35
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Lol good thread.

I put a condom over my finger and tried it once. I can't see how anyone would enjoy it, just felt like I needed to take a major shit. I was surprised at how there was no shit on my finger though, and it didn't really hurt which made me feel better about if I was ever raped.

Not something I would bother doing again.
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Old 2008-01-09, 02:36
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Old 2008-01-09, 02:40
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Haha, that thread was epic. Anyone still have it saved or anything?
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Old 2008-01-09, 02:40
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

My finger has gone up my ass before because of bad quality toilet paper that's way too thin. Can't say it was something I enjoyed.
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Old 2008-01-09, 02:42
Solidus Solidus is offline
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Haha, that thread was epic. Anyone still have it saved or anything?

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Archives/Archive-000009/HTML/20060801-4-021200.html
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Old 2008-01-09, 02:44
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Originally Posted by EssJay
My finger has gone up my ass before because of bad quality toilet paper that's way too thin. Can't say it was something I enjoyed.


Your ass must be hella loose. It took a lot of lube and deep breathing to get my finger up my ass.
 #8 
Old 2008-01-09, 02:45
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

Once when I was extremely horny, didn't care for it too much.
 #9 
Old 2008-01-09, 02:45
isTHATso isTHATso is offline
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Raises hand quickly.. " I Have" Looks around. Slowly puts hand back down.

Yea my finger, eh. lawl. I did the condom thing too.. just to see what it would feel like.
 #10 
Old 2008-01-09, 02:47
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

Your ass must be hella loose. It took a lot of lube and deep breathing to get my finger up my ass.

Nah, was just applying a bit too much pressure to the wipe and had a quick insertion followed by a yelp and a quicker withdraw.
 #11 
Old 2008-01-09, 03:25
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Yep.

But only my finger.

I do it from time to time, because it does make the orgasm so much more intense, but it's certainly not an all the time or even frequent thing...
 #12 
Old 2008-01-09, 03:31
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
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Yep, sure, in the past. Not felt any real desire to for a fair while..... it can work wonders though..

I wouldn't say it's a big deal at all really.
 #13 
Old 2008-01-09, 04:06
J-Beth J-Beth is offline
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It just doesnt feel right.
 #14 
Old 2008-01-09, 04:23
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I did it between 15 and 17. Felt good. Stopped feeling good, so haven't done it for a long time.
 #15 
Old 2008-01-09, 05:00
neil420 neil420 is offline
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HTS Noob.
 #16 
Old 2008-01-09, 05:53
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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when youre on meth and on your 7th wack off session in a row sometimes you have to mix it up a bit
 #17 
Old 2008-01-09, 06:46
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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I'm goatse.

Nah, haven't, never really wanted to try it, *shrug*.
 #18 
Old 2008-01-09, 06:47
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Yeah I have. My girlfriend wants to do it now.
 #19 
Old 2008-01-09, 07:32
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First I'm surprised so many of us have done it, second I'm surprised so many of us will admit it.

I think robinhoody said it best though.
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Old 2008-01-09, 12:41
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Tried a large chess piece when I was ~13 or so. I vaguely recall it being ok.
 #21 
Old 2008-01-09, 12:50
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Nothing has breached my anus as of yet.
 #22 
Old 2008-01-09, 12:58
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

Finger.
2 or 3 times.
Always while showering and with lots of soap.

I can't understand how people can force something up their ass without some kind of lube - even if it is only a finger.
 #23 
Old 2008-01-09, 13:07
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I'd never consider such a thing!
 #24 
Old 2008-01-09, 14:00
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

Once or twice I've had a finger up my ass during sex. It was awesome.
 #25 
Old 2008-01-09, 14:03
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HTS Noob.

I AM SO SICK OF FELT TIPS.
 #26 
Old 2008-01-09, 14:04
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Considered trying it, but I never actually have.
 #27 
Old 2008-01-09, 14:27
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I just finished combing my hair with some moose, and then decided to shove it in my bum.
 #28 
Old 2008-01-09, 17:00
Howard Radford Howard Radford is offline
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I use to put the handle of a plunger up there when I masterbated in the shower, I think it went in about 13 inches. It hurt like hell, but I liked the fact that it hurt like hell.
 #29 
Old 2008-01-09, 17:30
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I think it went in about 13 inches. It hurt like hell, but I liked the fact that it hurt like hell.

....damn!

13 INCHES?
 #30 
Old 2008-01-09, 17:39
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

First I'm surprised so many of us have done it

Don't be, it's totse.

Also for the record I haven't. I've considered it, but never gone through with it.
 #31 
Old 2008-01-09, 17:40
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Will the Gay Men of totse please speak up and tell us if you've ever had a penis banging your ass?

Also: Will the Ladies who have had anal sex before please speak up!?
 #32 
Old 2008-01-09, 17:41
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

My ex-girlfriend wouldn't quit asking if she could sticker her finger up my ass, so I gave it a shot. I didn't find it pleasurable in the least.
 #33 
Old 2008-01-09, 19:17
Enset Enset is offline
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I'm a girl.... have had a cock up my ass. No lube or anything he just rammed it right in there.... hurt like hell. Not willing to try it again any time soon.

Have also shoved random things up there while wanking to see what it's like... never found it remotely pleasurable. But then why would I? I don't have a prostrate.
 #34 
Old 2008-01-09, 19:37
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My ex-girlfriend wouldn't quit asking if she could sticker her finger up my ass, so I gave it a shot. I didn't find it pleasurable in the least.


Heh, my ex tried that on me too. It was okay, different. I've tried it myself back in my mid teens, but I never found the legendary prostate.
 #35 
Old 2008-01-09, 19:47
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

Your ass must be hella loose. It took a lot of lube and deep breathing to get my finger up my ass.

how the FUCK do you shit...
 #36 
Old 2008-01-09, 20:26
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I've never done anal.
 #37 
Old 2008-01-09, 20:54
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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I've fingered my ass, I liked it. Haven't done it in a while, just haven't been in the mood.
 #38 
Old 2008-01-09, 20:56
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Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

Yeah, I have. It can be pretty good, once you relax and get into it.

I've considered having anal sex (recieving) but it'd have to be someone I had a HUGE amount of trust in, yet I can't imagine doing it with someone I called a friend (and I can't really think of anyone I know and trust who isn't a friend), so I doubt it'd ever happen.

I'm a girl.... have had a cock up my ass. No lube or anything he just rammed it right in there.... hurt like hell.

I hope you punched him in the goddamn head.
 #39 
Old 2008-01-09, 21:23
Enset Enset is offline
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No.... he played the whole "it was an accident" card. So I couldn't really have too much of a go. Well I could have.... but I was totally head over heels with him so I would have let him get away with pretty much anything.... in fact I did.... I let him get away with cheating on me. Then he dumped me. Actually come to think of it he was a bit of a prick in general.
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Old 2008-01-09, 22:38
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Waaay too much speed...

Decided to try something new...

Lost my boner...

Never again.
 #41 
Old 2008-01-10, 01:40
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No.... he played the whole "it was an accident" card. So I couldn't really have too much of a go. Well I could have.... but I was totally head over heels with him so I would have let him get away with pretty much anything.... in fact I did.... I let him get away with cheating on me. Then he dumped me. Actually come to think of it he was a bit of a prick in general.


Ehh...anal accident can happens....trust me.
 #42 
Old 2008-01-10, 03:18
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Yeah....In the shower mostly, a couple of times. Pretty allright, I can definitely feel how it would be really pleasureable with someone else. By myself I never found the will to do it until orgasm (as nice as it is) but hey, one of these days.
 #43 
Old 2008-01-10, 03:56
PopaChubby PopaChubby is offline
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how the FUCK do you shit...

Like slowly clicking the lead out of a mechanical pencil. Just shitting out these thin little sticks.
 #44 
Old 2008-01-10, 06:23
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Sydney, Australia
Default Re: So let's be honest guys... Who here has stuck something in their ass?

No.... he played the whole "it was an accident" card.

Jimmy Carr put it best:
"The thing about anal sex is that it's easier to get forgiveness than permission."
 #45 
Old 2008-01-10, 06:24
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Like slowly clicking the lead out of a mechanical pencil. Just shitting out these thin little sticks.

This wins.
 #46 
Old 2008-01-10, 08:51
ihatesawed_off_pump ihatesawed_off_pump is offline
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I have a virgin asshole, even after being sexually harassed by a cellmate in jail...

I was a pussy at that time, and didn't have the balls to throw the first punch, so I just called for the guards. Plus it doesn't seem smart to get an assault charge when you're only in for 10 days...
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Old 2008-01-10, 10:52
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I did it with a vibrating toothbrush. They're was a tickle and I felt the need to shit and it made me horny.

Good experience, but it was the only time I did it.
 
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