This guy must have one of the best senses of humor on the planet!

http://www.messybeast.com/dragonqueen/cybersex.htm

*puts on robe and wizard hat*
<3

Oh gandalf!

Aside from this log very possibly being older than me, it's one of the greatest things on the internet. Makes me laugh every time. :D

Link me to that, I lost it.

yeah, i remember this. Best part is that its timeless hahaha

Her: ok we can cyber now
Me: I take a long......... senusous look at you
Her: i look down shyly and my face flushes
Me: I throw you down on the bed
Her: i giggle
Her: and my body shivers inside
Me: I slowy undress as you watch from the bed
Her: i unzip my jacket
Her: and throw it over your head
Me: you see my anticipation harden as it brush it off and walk towards the closet
Her: i breathe harder watching u
Me: I put on my robe
((pause))
Me: and wizards hat
Me: bwhaahhahahahaha
Me: k
Me: Im done
Me: that made my night though

http://board.sitcom.co.uk/Bloodninja.txt

reminds me of bloodninja.

ahhh, funny shit.