I found this girl, who likes me, is my girlfriend, and won't fuck me.

I think she could be the one.

Oh yeah, we have established we are both transgender. I am a hot chick stuck in a guys body and she is a guy stuck in a girls body. She has a mohawk, she wakeboards, skateboards and snowboards and plays guitar.

Well it's not really like that.

I'm a tomgirl and she's a tomboy.

It's the weirdest match ever so it has to be perfect.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Aaaaaaand, SHE HAS MORALS!

*Starts a slow clap*

Ok then...

1) How old are you

2) Want a medal with that?

Old enough.

I don't want a medal.

It's like this;

pretty boy metrosexual who has rugged outdoors interests meets petite sexy tomboy who also has outdoors interests.

Alright, good luck, but under 16/17 and I call BS, sorry.

Grow a pair.
There is a difference between being metrosexual, and gay, and the line is so thin I don't even really abide by it.

So, do you have feminine qualities or are you just a butthole surfer?

Feminine qualities such as high cheekbones, smooth skin and long eyelashes.

I ain't no butthole surfer.

We are both over 20. She's over a year older than me actually.

I don't like to give too much personal detail to totse.

Alright, +bit of credibility due to likely lack of teenage luuurve.

Ok, so why won't she fuck you?

Intrigued. pics.

She won't fuck me cause she has morals!!!

It's awesome. She wants to but it's too early. She has self restraint.

Yeah I got offered to do modelling once. And she's gorgeous in a pixie kind of way. She's tiny with clear angel eyes (they change colour just like mine) and just fantastic.

She won't fuck me cause she has morals!!!

It's awesome. She wants to but it's too early. She has self restraint.

Self restraint or crippling issues, relating to an unhealthy childhood relationship with her father, which will result in her telling all of her (and your) friends that you raped her ... when you've never even shagged her.

You've got to admit, it's at least possible.

She has been raped once in the past.

I found this girl, who likes me, is my girlfriend, and won't fuck me.


Aaaaaaand, SHE HAS MORALS!

I hate to be the one to say this. I really do.

But in this case, it sounds like 'morals' roughly translates to, 'I like talking to you and having you tend to my emotional needs...but I'm not really attracted to you in a sexual way because you're way too fucking girly. But I'm going to enjoy this because no real men have offered to fuck my brains out yet.'

Hate me if you will, but the day will come. Mark my words.

You might be right, but we do a whole lot of fooling around together.

I hope you're not right.

She sounds hot. congrats. And have patience, she'll do you eventually.

Yeah, sorry about that...

We do lots of foreplay and she loves it and tells me no guy has ever treated her so affectionately and they usually just jump straight in to it and that she really enjoys it but its' weird because she has never been treated like that before.

And she prefers the smell of Giorgio Armani Aqua Di Gio to Joop!GO. So I have learnt a lesson there also.

Oh yeah we are in love. I know because we both had that thing where your eyes go weird and you just float around and shit.

It was blissful.

Oh yeah we are in love. I know because we both had that thing where your eyes go weird and you just float around and shit.

It was blissful.

This made me lol.

If you've ever been in love you know the thing I mean.

*gives a medal*

Wait...your a tomgirl? Who wears the pants in this relationship!? And whose the pitcher, and whose the catcher?

Well she doesn't wear dresses and I have been known to whilst intoxicated.

She said if we get married I'm wearing the dress, she's wearing the suit, the bridesmaids are going to be guys and everything is back to front.

She called me her dog so I called her my bitch.

So far I am winning.

Tell her you spend all you used to use for prostitutes money on her, so she better put out.

This thread is useless with out pics.

aAAAAHH you spelled color with a U
BRIT/canadian!

I want to kill you both so bad right now...

Why's that?

I went to visit her in hospital today. She had her appendix out.

*Starts a slow clap*

*claps faster*

Congratulations buddy...You're the bitch...She's the butch.

I only read the first post.

You are SO gay. Faggot.

When people fall in love they have a stroke?

Are you retarded? Serious answer please.

well gold n green im happy for you.

stab: I only read the first post.
You are SO gay. Faggot.

obviously hes not the faggot

royce.beat.man: aAAAAHH you spelled color with a U
BRIT/canadian!
hes australian :)

Congrats, but does anybody give a shit?

And it hits me...Even though you're the chick in the guy's body...And she's the guy in the chick's body...She still holds the cards when it comes to sex!

Congrats dude...Not only are you the bitch but you're the bitch who feels the effects of testosterone hoping for sex from the bitch who is actually the bitch!

You make me laugh.

Thread starter, how's it going?
Are you still with the girl and still happy? I hope so.

We're also going to need pics to verify these claims.

Still waiting, bitch.

With a butch bitch.

Have you arm wrestled her yet?

I still want to kill them...

I'm not sure I understand the hostility the thread starter is getting here.

*Starts a slow clap*

Well I laughed.

He admitted to being "the bitch"

This is totse, you do realise?

Your likely to be flamed at the best of times.

The angsty 14 year old 'alpha males' out here have to e-beat down someone, and a member admitting to being the bitch/'woman' of a relationship is just such an opportunity.

1) Totse frequently hates on people being happy (guess why).
2) Totse frequently hates on people who are not entirely straight or who do not adhere to typical gender roles.

Seems fairly straightforward, although, yeah, it usually doesn't apply so much in S&A.

To be clear, my negative comment near the top of the thread was a reaction to the OP equating chastity with morality. Which is bullshit, in both directions.

Although I do also hate people who are happy. Guess why.

*Starts a slow fap*

Fix'd.

Soo OP.. What was your question again?

Although I do also hate people who are happy. Guess why.

Replace your hatred with actually trying to achieve happiness. You'll be surprised.

lol... this thread is amusing in so many ways.
OP I wish you luck I suppose...

It's awesome. She wants to but it's too early. She has self restraint.

Your one lucky son of a bitch.

Sounds like she wants to get raped again . . .

We are still together.

We were gonna have sex today, and I stuck it in, but because she is so tiny (like 160cm and 40kg) and hasn't done it for a while, it really really hurt her. I even had a hard time getting 2 fingers in.

So I didn't sex her, but I had my cock in her.

Do you want a medal?

Australians are weiiiiird...

PS

Adelaide right?

*Joins in*

Posts pics man, this is totse.

she sounds truly awful but then again so do you. i would kill myself before i dated a girl with a mohawk.

seriously. dude i would hate to be your father

You're an idiot. You had your little dick inside of her I guarantee you if you woulda started fuckin her it'd hurt her at first but she woulda loosened up. You had your cock in a girls pussy and you didnt fuck her WTF. Did she at least give you a sloppy nut busting BJ after all of that bullshit?

She is hot and she doesn't hardly ever have her mohawk up.

No pics it will come back to haunt me.

You've got some sort of 6th Totse sense, I gather.

Please, just for laughs..

Replace your hatred with actually trying to achieve happiness. You'll be surprised.

Fuck off.

AUHH Have you ever considered that she may have damaged goods. Its not that uncommon for people who have been raped to have both physical and pyschological damage that makes sex unpleasurable for them.

I approve of this thread. I am a weirdo guy, but the few weirdo girls i find are never weird in quite the right way. So good for you.

Let me get this straight.

She likes to act like a guy.

You like to act like a fag.

Neither of you seem to be intrested in sex.

Your all happy ?

wtf.

I'm interested in sex, I was saying a girl with morals is rare.

I'd drop her in 10 seconds for this girl I met and fell in love with catastrophically though. I let her get away cause I didn't know what love was at the time.

That's pretty low I know.

No, that's reality because you just click with some people better than you can with others.

boy, you sound like a degenerate bitch


she sounds truly awful but then again so do you. i would kill myself before i dated a girl with a mohawk.

this

*Starts a slow fap*


Fix'd.


hahahaha, i approve of this fix.

Good luck with that?

Seriously good for you. If you make her happy, and she makes you happy, you must be doing something right.