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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-01-07, 05:28
g0d00 g0d00 is offline
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Default my gfs a virgin. i want sex!

Weve been dating about 2 months so far and everything is groovy in the 'sex' department.. that is to say we both satisfy eachother couple times a week but it's been getting to me.

It almost feels like a chore.. childish like you do me and ill do you. Dont get me wrong though, i love this girl and love getting her off visversa but id much rather BOTH get off together.

I'm not a virgin and she is(trust me! hehehe) up to about a year ago(she claims) she was completly against premarital sex.....she goes to church every sunday and sometimes biweekly.

I dont want to push her but i wannna hit it! help totse!
 #2 
Old 2008-01-07, 05:30
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MDMA + Journey album = buttsex0rz.

/thread
 #3 
Old 2008-01-07, 05:33
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Get a new gf that'll do it.
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Old 2008-01-07, 05:35
Cant Quite Tell Cant Quite Tell is offline
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Ok, it might be a problem if she was against sex of any kind, but the fact that you do everything else makes this very stupid. Tell her that it's dumb to be willing to do everything except sex. It's a stupid convention. Plus, tell her that sex on the wedding night is NOT romantic.
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Old 2008-01-07, 06:15
spl1ff spl1ff is offline
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Default Re: my gfs a virgin. i want sex!

if you loved me you'd have sex with me
 #6 
Old 2008-01-07, 09:13
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if you loved me you'd have sex with melol.

That would end you up in shit creek, with paddles, this deep;

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Old 2008-01-07, 09:18
SHBA SHBA is offline
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don't discuss it ever it won't help at all. Just while you are with her making out clothes off just rub it on her clit and aftter a bit of that stick it in if she stops you just say you understand and have her suck you off.

After awhile she will conform.
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Old 2008-01-07, 13:39
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Church girls are a hand-ful. Good luck, you'll need it.
 #9 
Old 2008-01-09, 09:53
g0d00 g0d00 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BluryVision
Church girls are a hand-ful. Good luck, you'll need it.


agreed. but i know shes a good person. which just makes me wanna fuck her more.

How long is too long to wait for sex??
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Old 2008-01-09, 12:20
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totse
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SHBA
don't discuss it ever it won't help at all. Just while you are with her making out clothes off just rub it on her clit and aftter a bit of that stick it in if she stops you just say you understand and have her suck you off.

After awhile she will conform.


Don't do this. Mad

That's how I lost my virginity, and it fucking sucked. Thanks to the fact that I was drunk, and the fact that the guy had a small dick, I didn't even notice that he was fucking me for at least a minute or 2.

Unless you want your girlfriend saying that you raped her the next time you piss her off, don't do this.
 #11 
Old 2008-01-09, 13:42
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My girlfriend was a virgin. Then I fucked her so hard she had a baby. An aborted one! Serves the bitch right.
 #12 
Old 2008-01-09, 13:49
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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Weve been dating about 2 months so far...

Dont get me wrong though, i love this girl...

LIES!

I call BS.
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Old 2008-01-09, 13:56
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tell her that buttsex doesn't count as sex. It's all the rage nowadays.
 #14 
Old 2008-01-09, 15:29
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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I didn't even notice that he was fucking me for at least a minute or 2.

Lol, and..

My girlfriend was a virgin. Then I fucked her so hard she had a baby. An aborted one! Serves the bitch right.

Lol.
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Old 2008-01-09, 16:59
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Argue that what you have been doing counts as sex
 #16 
Old 2008-01-09, 18:08
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Not worth the effort...
 #17 
Old 2008-01-09, 18:51
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Roofies.
 #18 
Old 2008-01-09, 19:41
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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2 months isn't that long, to be sayng i love you and to not be having sex yet (depending on the girl). The most you can do is tell her that god's not gonna hate her for doing something that will make you feel really good and more secure with your relationship.
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Old 2008-01-10, 06:36
SydMorrison SydMorrison is offline
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Whatever you do, make sure it's good for her first time.

I was doing stuff with a virgin on new years, and she kept handing me condoms. She thanked me the next day for not fucking her, even though she wanted it so bad.

Not many girls want to lose their virginity by having extremely drunken sex at 5am.
 #20 
Old 2008-01-10, 07:25
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Lol, and..
Lol.


This.

All you can do is pretend like you're the right guy and wait. It's not the most fun solution, but it works.
 #21 
Old 2008-01-10, 08:03
asthesunsets asthesunsets is offline
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Rape her parents.
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Old 2008-01-10, 08:30
Flannery Flannery is offline
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she sounds terrible. and not even because of the sex thing.
 
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