That I can jack off to news? Like Glenn Beck

Don't feed the troll, guys...

Pretending it's possible for jerking off at News to be weird isn't even clever.

No, I really did just get done jacking off to Glenn Beck



Oops I read that wrong. So it's not weird?

Dude, everbody does it. We just don't talk about it.

The first rule of Jerking Off During News Club--

Ah ah, right. This kind of dissapoints me though, I thought I had a special talent.

Hmm... well, that depends. As far as I know (please note, however, my knowledge isn't far reaching; I'm merely basing this off personal knowledge) everybody jerks a two-and-a-half inch penis and cries afterwards.

I've never jerked a two-and-a-half inch penis, and cried afterwards.

I've never "jerked off to the news", but I've "jerked off to several local and national news personalities."

Local: Mindy Basara, Kate Amara

National: Maria Bartiromo, Lara Logan, and once, Ann Curry (she's pretty hot for a 50 year old...)

Ah yes, you never have.



I remember, the first rule of....


;)

Bump




I need to find out if yoyobek masturbates to news. This thread will stay bumped until I find out

BMUP

I can try to pretend I don't find her fuckin' sexy. But the urge to find out, for my own jerking pleasure has become too much.

So, bump!

QFT



BUMP

Bump for yoyobek. Now that you're on I must know.

It depends on if you're going to avoid posting your USSHB stuff in MAH FORUMS!

It depends on if you're going to avoid posting your USSHB stuff in MAH FORUMS!

Lol I keep that out of here. As I said in HB, I post fairly regularly here, I only posted in the thread because it was funny at the time. I'm not into invading forums and such :o

It is a lil weird but kinda interesting. Probly means you're bi curious. I dunno how its possible but pretty funny. Some of the bitches on CNN aren't too bad like solidad Obrian

Lol I keep that out of here. As I said in HB, I post fairly regularly here, I only posted in the thread because it was funny at the time. I'm not into invading forums and such :o

Fair enough. Dont do it again.

I have on occaisions in the past been known to masturbate during the news. I enjoyed Trevor McDonald. I used to masturbate frantically with my eyes closed, listening to his lovely clipped accent and pretend he was a white guy.

Edit: Voice of Trevor McDonald (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oleXUXigC_Q).
I think his bosses told him to tone down his lovely accent near the end though. :(

in the past been known to masturbate during the news.

Oh my god, that is so fucking hot :o

Oh my god, that is so fucking hot :o

Are we allowed to ask for pix here?... just asking if we can.

Are we allowed to ask for pix here?... just asking if we can.

Of course.

I'm not bi-curious

I still think you're cool, however I may never dress up as a news anchor again if you ask me.
<3

:(