|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
register |
bbs |
search |
rss |
faq |
about
|
 |
 |
meet up |
add to del.icio.us |
digg it
|
 |
 |
| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
 |
|
|
#1
 2008-01-04, 10:40
|
Archimedes_Soul 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Condoms
Condoms are stupid. Evel Knievel didnt use them and neither do I.
|
|
#2
 2008-01-04, 10:53
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
I'll come to your house just to laugh at your green, festering pen0r mate! :D
|
|
#3
 2008-01-04, 10:56
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Enjoy your AIDS.
|
|
#4
 2008-01-04, 11:07
|
Strakynyar Krongoth 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/enjoy_your_aids.jpg
|
|
#5
 2008-01-04, 12:49
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Enjoy your AIDS.
Enjoy your children too.
|
|
#6
 2008-01-04, 13:10
|
Archimedes_Soul 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
You can only catch aids once
|
|
#7
 2008-01-05, 23:07
|
Colonel Inguss 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Evel Knievel's dead. Coincidence? I think not.
|
|
#8
 2008-01-05, 23:39
|
rocker 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
They are I agree horrid things but sadly a requirement these days.
Damn those nigger fucking monkeys!
|
|
#9
 2008-01-05, 23:46
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/enjoy_your_aids.jpg
It might be that I haven't slept for ~40 hours, but that made me laugh until my feet slipped off the table and I literally fell out of my chair.
|
|
#10
 2008-01-06, 00:31
|
Enset 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
It might be that I haven't slept for ~40 hours, but that made me laugh until my feet slipped off the table and I literally fell out of my chair.
Made me laugh quite a bit too.
|
|
#11
 2008-01-06, 00:52
|
mongolia_d 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Made me laugh quite a bit too.
it was a rather enjoyable picture, wasn't it?
|
|
#12
 2008-01-06, 01:27
|
|
Regular
|
|
East Bay, CA (Bay Area)
|
|
Re: Condoms
I saw a picture of the ribbed ones and thought that it was really funny looking.
|
|
#13
 2008-01-06, 01:49
|
|
Moderator
|
|
The fine line between genius and madness
|
|
Re: Condoms
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Archimedes_Soul
You can only catch aids once
|
Actually, you can be cross infected with multiple strains. The drugs barely work, if at all, in that situation.
Enjoy your gondaherf. I'll be laughing when your dick turns green and falls off.
|
|
#14
 2008-01-06, 02:04
|
SHBA 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
I got a my vas def snipped and I have a virgin / never been pleased fetish so its not really a concern.
|
|
#15
 2008-01-06, 02:22
|
|
Moderator
|
|
The fine line between genius and madness
|
|
Re: Condoms
Interesting theory. I bet a lot of guys have a thing for 'deflowering'. And I bet that most, if not all, of the 'virgins' that they're able to get are lying.
|
|
#16
 2008-01-06, 02:30
|
|
Regular
|
|
East Bay, CA (Bay Area)
|
|
Re: Condoms
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Prometheus
Interesting theory. I bet a lot of guys have a thing for 'deflowering'. And I bet that most, if not all, of the 'virgins' that they're able to get are lying.
|
dude, can't you tell? You know, the whole hymen thing...
|
|
#17
 2008-01-06, 03:52
|
The_Zev 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
<threadjack>
while on the topic of condoms, would one stored in a wallet for <2 weeks be safe to use?
better safe than sorry.
</threadjack>
|
|
#18
 2008-01-06, 04:00
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by The_Zev
<threadjack>
while on the topic of condoms, would one stored in a wallet for <2 weeks be safe to use?
better safe than sorry.
</threadjack>
|
I wouldn't use it to be honest.
|
|
#19
 2008-01-06, 04:03
|
|
Moderator
|
|
The fine line between genius and madness
|
|
Re: Condoms
I once heard that one month is the safe time limit for a wallet condom. When in doubt, throw it out.
|
|
#20
 2008-01-06, 04:05
|
Demunic 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
what about one thats been stored in 60-75 degree temperatures for several months?
i seem to get along fine with those :)
|
|
#21
 2008-01-06, 10:49
|
|
Moderator
|
|
The fine line between genius and madness
|
|
Re: Condoms
The box I bought in '04 has a 'use by' date on them for feb '09. Check to see if yours have a date stamp.
|
|
#22
 2008-01-06, 11:04
|
rocker 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Prometheus
The box I bought in '04 has a 'use by' date on them for feb '09. Check to see if yours have a date stamp.
|
Sure that wasn't a three pack!
*waits for the flames*
|
|
#23
 2008-01-06, 11:11
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Condoms in wallets deteriorate really fast because they are constantly being heated up and jostled around, causing friction to wear them down.
|
|
#24
 2008-01-06, 13:07
|
|
Moderator
|
|
The fine line between genius and madness
|
|
Re: Condoms
Sure that wasn't a three pack!
*waits for the flames*
Nope, it was the 36. I did hope to use more than 1/4 of them by now though...
|
|
#25
 2008-01-06, 14:31
|
Demunic 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Nope, it was the 36. I did hope to use more than 1/4 of them by now though...
hehe
if i could even remember how many condoms ive went thru, i may think less of myself, well maybe more because that means my memory isnt as far in the shitter as i thought. then again its not with multiple women so yea.
anyway, im still going to laugh when some poor fool thinks he can go at it without a rubber and his genitals turn blue and shrivel up to raisins.(cough cough OP cough cough)
WRAP YER MEAT OR ITS GONE BAD!!
or stop whoring around, stick with one(or two) chicks and put them on the pill after checking they is t3h cl33n
|
|
#26
 2008-01-06, 19:35
|
genericwittyusername 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Condoms fucking suck. But if you're fucking a bunch of chicks you don't know well, or in a one night stand, it's worth it.
Seriously, my girlfriend and I both agree sex is so much better without condoms. She's on bc, and we've both been tested.
|
|
#27
 2008-01-07, 00:00
|
Demunic 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Condoms fucking suck. But if you're fucking a bunch of chicks you don't know well, or in a one night stand, it's worth it.
Seriously, my girlfriend and I both agree sex is so much better without condoms. She's on bc, and we've both been tested AIDS and genital herpes positive
why are such things made known to us?
lulz
srsly
b3st ad33s3 3va!
|
|
#28
 2008-01-07, 02:08
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Colonel Inguss
Evel Knievel's dead. Coincidence? I think not.
|
True that, homes.
|
|
#29
 2008-01-07, 05:55
|
1337_1053R 
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: Condoms
Enjoy your AIDS.
http://www.z0r.de/?id=253
|
|
 |
 |
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.

totse.com certificate signatures
|
 |
 |
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|