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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-01-04, 10:40
Archimedes_Soul Archimedes_Soul is offline
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Condoms are stupid. Evel Knievel didn’t use them and neither do I.
 #2 
Old 2008-01-04, 10:53
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East end
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I'll come to your house just to laugh at your green, festering pen0r mate! :D
 #3 
Old 2008-01-04, 10:56
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Enjoy your AIDS.
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Old 2008-01-04, 11:07
Strakynyar Krongoth Strakynyar Krongoth is offline
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http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/enjoy_your_aids.jpg
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Old 2008-01-04, 12:49
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Enjoy your AIDS.

Enjoy your children too.
 #6 
Old 2008-01-04, 13:10
Archimedes_Soul Archimedes_Soul is offline
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You can only catch aids once
 #7 
Old 2008-01-05, 23:07
Colonel Inguss Colonel Inguss is offline
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Evel Knievel's dead. Coincidence? I think not.
 #8 
Old 2008-01-05, 23:39
rocker rocker is offline
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They are I agree horrid things but sadly a requirement these days.

Damn those nigger fucking monkeys!
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Old 2008-01-05, 23:46
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http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/enjoy_your_aids.jpg

It might be that I haven't slept for ~40 hours, but that made me laugh until my feet slipped off the table and I literally fell out of my chair.
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Old 2008-01-06, 00:31
Enset Enset is offline
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It might be that I haven't slept for ~40 hours, but that made me laugh until my feet slipped off the table and I literally fell out of my chair.


Made me laugh quite a bit too.
 #11 
Old 2008-01-06, 00:52
mongolia_d mongolia_d is offline
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Made me laugh quite a bit too.

it was a rather enjoyable picture, wasn't it?
 #12 
Old 2008-01-06, 01:27
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I saw a picture of the ribbed ones and thought that it was really funny looking.
 #13 
Old 2008-01-06, 01:49
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Archimedes_Soul
You can only catch aids once


Actually, you can be cross infected with multiple strains. The drugs barely work, if at all, in that situation.

Enjoy your gondaherf. I'll be laughing when your dick turns green and falls off.
 #14 
Old 2008-01-06, 02:04
SHBA SHBA is offline
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I got a my vas def snipped and I have a virgin / never been pleased fetish so its not really a concern.
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Old 2008-01-06, 02:22
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Interesting theory. I bet a lot of guys have a thing for 'deflowering'. And I bet that most, if not all, of the 'virgins' that they're able to get are lying.
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Old 2008-01-06, 02:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prometheus
Interesting theory. I bet a lot of guys have a thing for 'deflowering'. And I bet that most, if not all, of the 'virgins' that they're able to get are lying.


dude, can't you tell? You know, the whole hymen thing...
 #17 
Old 2008-01-06, 03:52
The_Zev The_Zev is offline
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<threadjack>

while on the topic of condoms, would one stored in a wallet for <2 weeks be safe to use?

better safe than sorry.


</threadjack>
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Old 2008-01-06, 04:00
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Quote:
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<threadjack>

while on the topic of condoms, would one stored in a wallet for <2 weeks be safe to use?

better safe than sorry.


</threadjack>


I wouldn't use it to be honest.
 #19 
Old 2008-01-06, 04:03
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The fine line between genius and madness
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I once heard that one month is the safe time limit for a wallet condom. When in doubt, throw it out.
 #20 
Old 2008-01-06, 04:05
Demunic Demunic is offline
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what about one thats been stored in 60-75 degree temperatures for several months?

i seem to get along fine with those :)
 #21 
Old 2008-01-06, 10:49
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The fine line between genius and madness
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The box I bought in '04 has a 'use by' date on them for feb '09. Check to see if yours have a date stamp.
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Old 2008-01-06, 11:04
rocker rocker is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prometheus
The box I bought in '04 has a 'use by' date on them for feb '09. Check to see if yours have a date stamp.



Sure that wasn't a three pack!

*waits for the flames*
 #23 
Old 2008-01-06, 11:11
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Condoms in wallets deteriorate really fast because they are constantly being heated up and jostled around, causing friction to wear them down.
 #24 
Old 2008-01-06, 13:07
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Sure that wasn't a three pack!

*waits for the flames*

Nope, it was the 36. I did hope to use more than 1/4 of them by now though...
 #25 
Old 2008-01-06, 14:31
Demunic Demunic is offline
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Nope, it was the 36. I did hope to use more than 1/4 of them by now though...

hehe

if i could even remember how many condoms ive went thru, i may think less of myself, well maybe more because that means my memory isnt as far in the shitter as i thought. then again its not with multiple women so yea.

anyway, im still going to laugh when some poor fool thinks he can go at it without a rubber and his genitals turn blue and shrivel up to raisins.(cough cough OP cough cough)

WRAP YER MEAT OR ITS GONE BAD!!

or stop whoring around, stick with one(or two) chicks and put them on the pill after checking they is t3h cl33n
 #26 
Old 2008-01-06, 19:35
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Condoms fucking suck. But if you're fucking a bunch of chicks you don't know well, or in a one night stand, it's worth it.

Seriously, my girlfriend and I both agree sex is so much better without condoms. She's on bc, and we've both been tested.
 #27 
Old 2008-01-07, 00:00
Demunic Demunic is offline
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Condoms fucking suck. But if you're fucking a bunch of chicks you don't know well, or in a one night stand, it's worth it.

Seriously, my girlfriend and I both agree sex is so much better without condoms. She's on bc, and we've both been tested AIDS and genital herpes positive

why are such things made known to us?

lulz

srsly

b3st ad33s3 3va!
 #28 
Old 2008-01-07, 02:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Inguss
Evel Knievel's dead. Coincidence? I think not.


True that, homes.
 #29 
Old 2008-01-07, 05:55
1337_1053R 1337_1053R is offline
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Enjoy your AIDS.


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