Ok, so I'm going to be going back to public high school on the 7th, and I need some tips on how to at least get girls to like me. Apparently, I used to be good at it, but I've lost my charm, so to speak. Either that or everyone else just grew up. But yeah, I'm calling out to the real ladies' men of Totse (surprisingly, I know there are some). Help me out.

Practice.

here you are son:

1. Do NOT give a FUCK what ANYBODY thinks about you (the #1 rule of pickup!!!)

2. In ALL that you do, always be seeking to OFFER VALUE.

3. Always assume that you WILL SUCCEED. Think positive. (You're irresistable. It's always on! You're game is a perfect 10)

4. Focus ALL of your attention on the present moment

5. Be 100% HONEST!!! That means putting your TRUE personality out there, never making up excuses, and NOT LYING! (No shame in that right?)

6. VOCAL PROJECTION!!! Be LOUD and avoid a tone of voice that is seeking rapport.

7. Maintain eye contact

8. Stimulate emotions. Make sure they are reacting to you. BE THE PARTY

9. Always LEAD. You make the decisions. YOU call the shots.

10. Constantly escalate and CLOSE, CLOSE, CLOSE THE FUCKING DEAL!!! Run the train, claw, caveman that hoe. JUST CLOSE!!!

/mystery method

I am going to fucking shoot the next person talking about their "game".

Man my game is the gamiest game. What about your game? I bet your game is about like my game. I don't know though, you may have a better game. Or no game at all. I'm not sure, I don't judge games.

Game.

Man my game is the gamiest game. What about your game? I bet your game is about like my game. I don't know though, you may have a better game. Or no game at all. I'm not sure, I don't judge games.

Game.

I'm game.

I'm game.

Game on.

Im GAYme lulz

c-c--cc-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

protip: don't don an artificial guise.

He doesn't know of the claw. Poor mortal.

This was a great post actually, i printed it out when whoever posted it because when you get in st8 you always forget one or two of these.

I still struggle with #2 tho....

Also as a caevat - be unreactive to all that bitches throw at you, you are a rock. And dont bitch out because shit isnt 100% perfect.

For high school, esp being new get some cool ass clothes ffs this is important, and not totse "cool" mainstream cool.

Okay, okay, instead of shooting you dead like I should, I'll offer some valuable advice:

Don't do anything logical. Women don't "do" logic.

I'm not exactly new, I'm just coming back to my old school. Mostly everyone still remembers me.

Come back as a hardened thug with a violent and dangerous and shady past... the girls will cling to you like no other.

.....you dont just lose your mojo...
you never really had any

i suggest you eye the chess clubs for any hot pieces of meat
RAWR! baby checkmate






unless you're ugly you should have no problem

High school bitches is easy prey.

remember one thing: privacy does not exist. Therefore, do only what you don't care that people know about. be confident about that, and you shall go far.

.....you dont just lose your mojo...


Yes you do, watch Austin Powers 2.

EDIT: lol, rhyme

Be a jerk and demand the pussy. Hold out your hand and saw, "Put it right here."