so now when I look @ porn, I start getting depressed that these guys have girlfriends that are not only super fuckin hot, but are open to take pics of them fucking (often with anal, facials and other kinky shit). and here I am, single for damn near a year now and can't find a girl other than a fuckin cow who's even remotely interested in me. anyone else ever feel this way?

Those aren't the guys' girlfriends...

This.

Maybe youre gay.

the hell are you talking about? I'm pretty sure when a girl takes a lot of pics with one guy in her bedroom, it's a safe bet they're together

the hell are you talking about? I'm pretty sure when a girl takes a lot of pics with one guy in her bedroom, it's a safe bet they're together

The girls get paid to do that.

The girls get paid to do that.

yeah...dude these fuck because it's their job. In reality, they are all dead inside or just fucked up.

The girls get paid to do that.

I never paid my girlfriends to take pics with me

yeah...dude these fuck because it's their job. In reality, they are all dead inside or just fucked up.

no damnit, not the fake bullshit porn I'm talking about pics taken at home that vindictive ex's post on the internet or are otherwise posted

no damnit, not the fake bullshit porn I'm talking about pics taken at home that vindictive ex's post on the internet or are otherwise posted

A lot of those are fakes, first off, people find the circumstances attractive (taboo, etc.) so it gets more people to watch.

A lot of those are fakes, first off, people find the circumstances attractive (taboo, etc.) so it gets more people to watch.

I doubt it. regardless, I'm still not getting any, and I'm still not getting any girls worth a damn to really even talk to me I don't get it, I'm not a model but I'm not fugly, I'm a nice guy, respectful, honest, etc etc. If I didn't have a conscience, I'd just be an asshole like a lot of other guys are, since it seems all the girls are retards and are attracted to douchebags

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d56/Angryman101/1184918400509.jpg

Just kidding. Somewhat. Watch domination/rape porn instead.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d56/Angryman101/1184918400509.jpg

Just kidding. Somewhat.

you tryin to tell me that when you're alone every day and you constantly see happy couples all over the place you don't feel like shit?

you tryin to tell me that when you're alone every day and you constantly see happy couples all over the place you don't feel like shit?

Yes, but I don't see too many happy couples in porn.

I doubt it. regardless, I'm still not getting any, and I'm still not getting any girls worth a damn to really even talk to me I don't get it, I'm not a model but I'm not fugly, I'm a nice guy, respectful, honest, etc etc. If I didn't have a conscience, I'd just be an asshole like a lot of other guys are, since it seems all the girls are retards and are attracted to douchebags

You seem spiteful and desperate to me. Were I female, I wouldn't date you.

The number/hotness of women interested in you is directly proportional to the number of digits in your bank account balance.

You seem spiteful and desperate to me. Were I female, I wouldn't date you.


And thus, the money shot. Draped across his fuckin brow.

I thought this was gonna be someone talking about how it's sad that the girls in porn have basically just been degraded to the point of bags of flesh to cum into and on...

Porn's basically prostitution, except the girl usually gets a better deal in who they fuck.

Are you sad because you're lonely or sad because you dont have a incredibly hot fake girlfriend?

Either way, it wont be forever. You'll get a girlfriend at some point.

But maybe you're being a bit picky? You're whining about not having a girlfriend but then you cant be that bothered, if there's someone you're turning down.

If you're not desperate,dont complain. If you're desperate, do the fucking cow.

Either way, it wont be forever. You'll get a girlfriend at some point.

Wanna bet? :( :(

Wanna bet? :( :(

Actually yeah, I'd be perfectly glad to bet either of you guys that you'll get a gf sooner or later, that's easy money for me.

Actually yeah, I'd be perfectly glad to bet either of you guys that you'll get a gf sooner or later, that's easy money for me.

It isn't.

It isn't.

It is.

Been there, felt like that myself. It passes.
Some day you really will be fighting off the ladies with a stick. And then as abruptly as that, you'll lose it again, and go back to feeling like you'll be alone for ever. And then once again everything female with a pulse will be drawn to you, and so on..

It isn't.

Unless you're 55, bedridden, and horribly obese, yes, yes it is.

Some day you really will be fighting off the ladies

In my nearly 17 years of living I've only had one chick interested in me (ok 2 if you count some chick who fancied me when I was at primary school).

I'm not hopeful or positive, I've just plain given up to a life of being by myself.

In my nearly 17 years of living I've only had one chick interested in me (ok 2 if you count some chick who fancied me when I was at primary school).

I'm not hopeful or positive, I've just plain given up to a life of being by myself.

You're only 17, don't play like your life is over.

I didn't get a gf till I was 18, and since then (1.5 years) I've had about a good half dozen interested girls at me, a few of which I did either date or just mess around with.

You're only 17, don't play like your life is over.

I don't think my life is over, I've just resigned to never having a girlfriend or getting laid or whatever.

I don't think my life is over, I've just resigned to never having a girlfriend or getting laid or whatever.

Well, are you just not pursuing it, or actively ignoring or shooting down any of it? If you quit chasing it, it tends to come to you a lot easier than you think. That said, don't be afraid to go up and introduce yourself or say hi, keep your options open. Just give it a bit of time, grasshopper.

I don't think my life is over, I've just resigned to never having a girlfriend or getting laid or whatever.

*cough*pussy*cough*

I don't think my life is over, I've just resigned to never having a girlfriend or getting laid or whatever.

That's why you're a reject.

Dude, my best friend Alex is 19, a virgin, and the only girl he's hooked up with was a pity make-out sesh with my x the last night i was in town. Even he hasn't given up.

There will be girls interested in you, but you have to give them a reason to be.

I lol'd.

Yes, but I don't see too many happy couples in porn.

you're not looking at the right kind of porn


Are you sad because you're lonely or sad because you dont have a incredibly hot fake girlfriend?

Either way, it wont be forever. You'll get a girlfriend at some point.

But maybe you're being a bit picky? You're whining about not having a girlfriend but then you cant be that bothered, if there's someone you're turning down.

If you're not desperate,dont complain. If you're desperate, do the fucking cow.

I'm sad because of both. Actually, I don't want an "incredibly hot fake girlfriend." To me, it's impossible for a girl to be both hot and fake; if you're fake, you're inherently not hot to me.

http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=731920
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=695277
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=531464
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=771390
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=907518
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=906076
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=871626

all hot as shit, and not fake

And I'm not desperate, never did I say that. No fatasses for me, it's just gross

You're only 17, don't play like your life is over.

I didn't get a gf till I was 18, and since then (1.5 years) I've had about a good half dozen interested girls at me, a few of which I did either date or just mess around with.

This. I had my first boyfriend when I was 18.

you're not looking at the right kind of porn




I'm sad because of both. Actually, I don't want an "incredibly hot fake girlfriend." To me, it's impossible for a girl to be both hot and fake; if you're fake, you're inherently not hot to me.

http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=731920
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=695277
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=531464
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=771390
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=907518
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=906076
http://imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=871626

all hot as shit, and not fake

And I'm not desperate, never did I say that. No fatasses for me, it's just gross

Most of those pictures were just girls by themselves. It's not hard to figure out how to use the timer function on a camera.

The girls who were with guys looked like filthy sluts, and not in the good way.

I see what you are getting at though, it is kinda depressing seeing and hearing about people's happy relationships when I am all alone.

Still, no use just giving up, or being as bitter as you seem to be. Never know whats around the bend.

This. I had my first boyfriend when I was 18.

Y'know, you creep me out sometimes, like a southern, female version of me, at least fact-wise. *shudders*

Besides that the majority of those girls are alone, or do appear too slutty or dirty, I'd personally never wanna whore my real gf out on the internet, I suppose it takes all kinds, though. *shrug*

zpyro, you are a piece of shit.

no offense.

Most of those pictures were just girls by themselves. It's not hard to figure out how to use the timer function on a camera.

The girls who were with guys looked like filthy sluts, and not in the good way.

christ come on people, they're just examples of girls I think are hot. no fakeness!

zpyro, you are a piece of shit.

no offense.

and you're an acolyte. hence, a stupid cocksucking waste of oxygen. go eat a dick

and you're an acolyte. hence, a stupid cocksucking waste of oxygen. go eat a dick

oh no, you spend more time on the internet than me!!

that definitely means you have a life and are far superior to me!!!

oh no, you spend more time on the internet than me!!

that definitely means you have a life and are far superior to me!!!

no, it just means you're a dirty cocksucker

no, it just means you're a dirty cocksucker

that makes sense.

blow me, you worthless piece of shit.

This thread reminds me of that... Other guy.

The one who complained that all women are dirty whores and dont respect him and should stay at home while the men go out and "brave the concrete jungle"?

Then the whole thread turned into people telling him why decent women werent attracted to him, and also why blaming black men for women not wanting you isnt making you any more attractive.

I history repeats itself!

Yes, merely meat holes with no talent.

in b4 barbie doll twincest.

You seem spiteful and desperate to me. Were I female, I wouldn't date you.

This is easy to spot. Its weird, but once you have one or two options, others seem to fall quite quickly into place.

I generally meet 1-2 girls in a year who I like/like me. That is shit but what the hell, I'm picky.

In between those times I can never imagine meeting someone. But they do come around.

Think about it: the male/female ratio is more or less 1:1, so there are women out there who want a bf and you will almost certainly find someone unless you consciously self-sabotage.

Y'know, you creep me out sometimes, like a southern, female version of me, at least fact-wise. *shudders*

Besides that the majority of those girls are alone, or do appear too slutty or dirty, I'd personally never wanna whore my real gf out on the internet, I suppose it takes all kinds, though. *shrug*

Yea, it is kind of creepy...

That's another thing; what kind of girls would let their guys put pictures like that on the internet for everyone to see?

I would never let him show other people or put them on the internet.Once you give someone pics, you just have to remember to never piss them off.

I bet 90% of those pics were released by pissed off exes.

Once you give someone pics, you just have to remember to never piss them off.

I bet 90% of those pics were released by pissed off exes.

He doesn't have them, I do.

He doesn't have them, I do.That's using your noggin!

That's using your noggin!

Of course, of course.

Except I posted one of them in SG for a total of about 10 seconds before deleting it, and at least 3 people saved it. :(

/facepalm.

I remember you posted 3, actually. But don't worry, I didn't quite save them (D'oh!).

I remember you posted 3, actually. But don't worry, I didn't quite save them (D'oh!).

You must have me confused with someone else...

I only posted 1 sexually explicit one.

I always miss the fun. Oh well... don't worry. You'd be surprised by the amount of explicit videos and pics taken by mere cell phones have almost ruined people's lives down here, and made others lives a bit better :)

Except I posted one of them in SG for a total of about 10 seconds before deleting it, and at least 3 people saved it. :(

/facepalm.You posted nudes in SG


I thought I was special :(

You posted nudes in SG


I thought I was special :(

They weren't nudes!

They were taken with my cell phone. :(

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/busted.jpg

Lol.

Why would you post that in SG?

Funny, but pretty stupid :)

Here I AM :D

It's pretty naive to think that people are sexually attracted or unattracted to you based on your personality. In friendships, yeah personality is extremely important, but in relationships its just a bonus.

Chances are there is a reason the OP hasn't had an attractive girlfriend. Could be his personality , but it's most likely cosmetic (bad acne, shitty hair cut, ugly).

PS, I never blamed niggers either. i support them, especially when they end up killing the women ALA OJ!

Sounds like Robert Hansen... At least a little.

Chances are there is a reason the OP hasn't had an attractive girlfriend. Could be his personality , but it's most likely cosmetic (bad acne, shitty hair cut, ugly).

Still no reason to get bitter, like he is. I'm extremely ugly, so naturally women don't find me attractive at this point in my life. But I'm not bitter. A good motto to live by is "Don't get mad; get even". In other words, develop alternative talents that will at a time in the future make you extremely desirable. Case in point, take a look at this (http://members.fortunecity.com/bombones12/especial/melania/dt04.jpg) picture, and realize the one thing that separates that particular hideous man from the vast majority of men, and thus qualifies him to be seen in public with that woman. Then you realize what I am going to do in life.

Shut the fuck up.

It seems as of recent, totse has become the new emo hideout.

Starting threads like these should get you perma banned.

QFT

Seriously, don't feel depressed.

My advice: stop watching porn and get back in the game. You can do anything if you try :).

yeah...dude these fuck because it's their job. In reality, they are all dead inside or just fucked up.

yup. Theyre the sluts from high school who failed at most every thing in life and then remembered that their bodies can make them upwards of $5000 for one day's work.

no, it just means you're a dirty cocksucker

zypro you suck

So Im just going to take a moment to elaborate on how much you do. First you get depressed because you don't have a girlfriend that will allow you to take pics of her having sex. Apparently you have not figured out that if you pay some girls enough money, they will do just about anything. Hence pornography. Secondly, what the fuck are you crying about? Since you obviously crave a girl that is so much of a slut that she would allow you to take pics of her having sex and put them on the internet, it shouldn't be that hard to find one. All you have to do is go to a party and find a drunk chick.
This leads me to believe that you are actually gay and are desperate to have your ass penetrated by a penis.

Chances are there is a reason the OP hasn't had an attractive girlfriend. Could be his personality , but it's most likely cosmetic (bad acne, shitty hair cut, ugly).

I've had a couple of long-term relationships with very attractive girls. I have never had bad acne, nothing is wrong with my hair, and I think I'm at least decently attractive and not ugly. As for my personality, I'm one of those guys who treats women with respect, and I'm getting kinda sick of it to tell you the truth. Cuz I talk to girls who do nothing but bitch about how all guys are assholes, yet completely ignore the guys who aren't assholes. If I didn't have a conscience I'd just be an asshole and get all the ass I wanted Fuckin naive girls...
I think the main problem is that I work 6 days a week, 10-12+ hours a day, by myself (installing DirecTV) so I don't get out much. I'm also kinda shy in person, I'm not the kinda guy who will normally just go up to a girl and start talking to her. School starts on Tuesday so I'll finally have some social interaction.

As for dumbfucks calling my post "emo," you're goddamned retarded. Emo would be posting gay poetry, making blogs and wearing makeup. Simply venting is called being human you e-poser fucks.

I'm a shitpacking faggot acolyte, someone please gag me with a big black cock!

Translation complete. Now go cut your dick off with a rusty drywall knife and shove it in your ear.

^^^^ Trying to force your fantasies upon other people isn't very healthy

I suggest you seek professional help.

As for cutting my dick off, I'd rather not. You see, unlike you, I actually use my penis to have sex with women.

However, you can go right ahead and cut your dick off if you want. Since you seem to crave having a penis shoved into you ass, I suggest you cut your own penis off and shove it up your ass. That way it saves you the trouble of having to get up from you emo porn cutting session to find someone else to anally rape you.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml
this guy got laid how does that make you feel now?

bla bla bla

you've got an awful lot of homosexuality in your posts. freud would say you're a self-hating closet faggot, and he'd likely be correct. go eat a dick and join some more queers on my ignore list

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml
this guy got laid how does that make you feel now?

he got laid before he turned into a tree

you've got an awful lot of homosexuality in your posts. freud would say you're a self-hating closet faggot, and he'd likely be correct. go eat a dick and join some more queers on my ignore list



he got laid before he turned into a tree

oh you serious? sorry i was wasted outta my skull when i first read it and i never reread it. it depressed me tho.

oh you serious? sorry i was wasted outta my skull when i first read it and i never reread it. it depressed me tho.

it said his wife deserted him, so it's pretty safe to assume she married him before he got all warty.

you've got an awful lot of homosexuality in your posts. freud would say you're a self-hating closet faggot, and he'd likely be correct. go eat a dick and join some more queers on my ignore list

Well it's kinda hard to not to reference homosexuality when i speak to a homosexual. How am I a self-hating closet faggot? You're the one that gets depressed while watching gay porn. Still living in denial? You may be able to ignore me, but you can't ignore your gayness.