Im going on a date with a girl tomorrow.
She's blonde, she's sweet, funny, energetic, and quite good looking.

We kissed at a party some time ago and at another party like a week ago.
That time we went to a room and made out.
And damn...
She was boring, no passion, no tounge, she was just laying there all boring like.
Maybe it was that I wasn't getting her going enough.
In my defense I was drunk and I had a cold, but whatever.

Can I fix this?
Cuz you know, no matter how sweet and nice she is, if she's boring in bed I can't really see myself with her.

Fist her. That oughtta make her squirm a bit...

/virgin.

Cattle prod.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you..?"
/go to town

Usually, they're boring in bed because they're not really experienced... So they don't try anything knew for lack of confidence and embarrassment.

The real question is; Do you want to take the time to train her.

I'm in that position right now with my current girlfriend.

That shit is hard work.

I'm taking this off of some Loveline philosophy but if the girl is hot, she's not going to want to do shit. Because she knows she's hot, so why put in that extra effort to impress you in bed? If you don't like it, she can get under someone else.
You can fix it by focusing more on her and not her sexual skills. Maybe she is nervous or inexperienced, like someone else said. If it just doesn't get better, than whip out some of your favorite porn and ask her if she wants to reenact it. But what do I know, being a girl and everything..

Usually, they're boring in bed because they're not really experienced... So they don't try anything knew for lack of confidence and embarrassment.

The real question is; Do you want to take the time to train her.

I'm in that position right now with my current girlfriend.

That shit is hard work. I'm in the same spot. It's really hard to get into it with someone you haven't slept with before, but know you will again. Guys go all out to try and impress, girls are more insecure and focus on not embarrassing ourselves.
It will pass eventually if you are willing to persist.

I lol'd.

I was going with this girl for a few months, she was good fun but so incredibly shit in bed... after a while I didn't even want to try to fuck her.

...but I found a remedy to the situation. I dumped her ass by text message.

When you about half way through whisper in her ear that you're HIV positive. It's like rodeo riding but you don't need clowns to be laughing histerically.

Girls are easy to train. Man I've made some of the sweetest girls say the nastiest shit to me in be and fucking love it.

Whoa...
When the fuck did I post this?

Its weird, my exgirlfriend was a virgin and she was completely fucking insane.
Very eager to learn and to be taught and everything.
This girl is very whatver.

Ill expand this topic, if said girl takes me to a party, is it okay for me to find some other chick?
If me and the said girl dont kiss or anything before the party, implying that we're 'just friends'?
Or would that be a dick move

Ill expand this topic, if said girl takes me to a party, is it okay for me to find some other chick?
If me and the said girl dont kiss or anything before the party, implying that we're 'just friends'?
Or would that be a dick move

Yeah that's fine, or at least it should be. You guys aren't exclusive or committed in any way.

As to the original question, if a girl is just lying there, move her into other positions, like flip on your back and pull her up on top of you. Or just give her verbal commands of what you want.

Maybe she was being boring because you were being boring?

That kind of shit makes me feel like the girl doesn't want to fuck.

Cattle prod.Lightsaber.