I have a great relationship with my girl. We get along, live in the same house, have great sex....and the list goes on.

She likes to drink, but we made a deal. I quit smoking pot and she quits drinking. Be both do it occasionally....like two weekends out of the month.

The problem is that she has a never ending vagina when she's had even a few drinks. I can't be rough enough and she tends to get bored. Its like....the alcohol makes a protective barrier in her cooter.

In the end, I just want to make her happy. Is there anything I could do to help liven the situation up?

I'm so happy I got to this post first.

Stick it in her butt.

If you don't satisfy her drunk, then you probably don't sober either. She's just courteous enough to keep quiet about it.

When she's drunk, just have her tell you what she needs.

sweep her legs out and bang her into furniture while calling her a dirty little whore. Then come on your hand and start fingering her and she'll freak out.

You need to use your hands aswell.

That's so hot. Deffinately do that.

That's so hot. Deffinately do that.

Wow, I must be drunk if i'm lusting after yoyo.

jam your fist into it, watch her shut the fuck up

seriously, why would you stop drinking?

I'm so happy I got to this post first.

Stick it in her butt.

pretty much the answer to anything really

Straight up this is the route to go. Be a beast!!

Use toys?

jam your fist into it, watch her shut the fuck up

Actually, that's a good idea. My girl likes getting fisted when she's really drunk.

pretty much the answer to anything really

Yeah but right now, it's actually a relevant answer. She wants it rougher? fuck her hard in the ass.

Most chicks i've been with won't cum when they're really, really fucked up, so why not give her a good dose of pain and kinkiness?

Every girlfriend I've had since the 8th grade has asked me to quit something, either smoking (cigs), or quit drinking (at least not everday). And I've always given it the old college try, but in the end those things are always there for me when they weren't.

Sad? Yes.

True? More so.

Personally, I can go without sex for a fair amount of time. Its when I don't have alcohol or nicotine that I start thinking about killing people with a tac hammer.

Anyway, point being that, there have been several times during sex with various girls that I start thinking, I can't wait for this to end so I can go grab a drink and a smoke. Maybe she is thinking this during sex. Maybe try including alcohol in your sexual activities (Think, Leaving Las Vegas and From Dusk Till Dawn).

Thats just the opinion of an alcoholic though.

No smoking? Fuck that, I just found a girl that is awesome, and lets me be who I want.

Fuck that "make him into the man I want him to be" bullshit. Seriously, girls that think this is viable need to die.

Anyways.

Vegetables.

In all seriousness, tear that shit up with a good sized zucchini or squash or something. Bananas are a nono, that shit will get messy fast.

If that doesn't work: go to a sex shop, buy a perfectly cylindrical somethingorother and chuck it up in drill that has a cord(battery will drain to quickly on a cordless). Apply a bottle and a half of lube, squeeze the trigger till you are afraid her insides are being twisted clockwise.

Then put it in reverse.




And no, I cannot be held responsible if you actually try this shit.

Don't fuck her when she's drunk???

this.

My girlfriend likes the rough routine too, and has some similar issues when we've been drinking. Usually, shes just too damned wet to get either of us off.

One answer is ribbed condoms, which work when we think to have them on hand...takes away plenty of stimulation for me, but she likes it.

The other, which was suggested by her friend, was anal sex. This tends to work the best, particularly when she gets out her favorite dildo and uses this to simulate double penetration (which we haven't gotten around to trying yet).

That's probably enough detail for now.

pretty much the answer to anything really

indeed.

Invite a friend?

She's drunk......why worry! or maybe you just have a very small dick! but hey she's drunk.........*wonders why she drinks*......But HEY!!!!!

Are you stupid? Is that your problem? It's not like he's taking advantage of her, and she's a fucking animal. I say hit that thing til his dick breaks off or he dies of exhaustion.

She wants it rougher? Make with the rape fantasies. Tie her up, toss her around, and bend her over any piece of furniture you can find. Smack her ass and call her a dirty whore.